GM next ssz

It’s that time of year again when my DMs fill with virtual managers asking me what my virtual gaming plans will be for next season. I’m going to save us all time and make my virtual resume public. If you feel that your team is needing of my services this upcoming ssz please reach out to my agent @King_Formless for further inquiry.

Here are some real anonymous quotes from other virtual players/managers around the league:

“wow he is franchisé Lw”
- western virtual manager

“such a cool guy, he talks to so many girls”
- eastern virtual manager

“Jclaus would be so much better with TheSiliiestGoose”
- source outside the league

If you feel your team is a good fit for what I bring to the table then reach out soon before I have too many offers to go through all of them.

i don’t have a ps5

 

@Row x 31

 

I think most virtual managers are looking for someone who can really slap together a sandwich.

 

@TheSilIiestGoose is one of the biggest beauties in the league

 

I just have their mom make it for me

 

Pick this man as your GM!!!!!!

 

@Frozy27

 

@Jibbyy--

 

always a pleasure to read these

 

Would’ve liked to see the 30-2 loss on the resume but I’m still interested

 

For those still interested, my physical and scouting reports just came back.

 

Vouch.