Please Vote! S42 Eastern Conference "All-Star" Team

*minimum 22 GP for All-Star consideration

Each * indicates a player is an Anti-Award winner or runner-up. Awards will likely be posted before playoffs start (not that the vast majority of the players listed here need to worry about the playoffs anyway).

First Line

Left Wing: @EliteBe4TheKids
8-13-3, (10-27-37 points), -32

- One day when this man tells his kids stories about his LG career there will be no bigger highlight than that time he became a first line All-Star... Take notes kids.

****Center: @Johns l20l
4-19-1, (11-25-36 points), -58

- I almost want to give props to Johns for sticking it out for the entire season on this miserable Chicago Wolves team, but that doesn't change the fact that there's going to be plenty of Anti-Award hardware incoming.

Right Wing: @VintageTrav
7-18-2, (22-17-39 points), -27

- Trav was a staple of my Anti-All Star write-ups all season long, so it should come as a surprise to nobody that Trav achieved first line status.

*Left Defense: @Sharpy I24I
4-17-1, (0-11-11 points), -41

- Another victim of the Chicago Wolves that somehow lasted an entire season... Once again, I almost feel bad.

Right Defense: @Nativemonger
5-14-3, (6-12-18 points), -33

- I don't know what a Nativemonger is, but I do know that whatever it is, it had an awful season.

*Goalie: @defgrav06
7-15-0, .696 SV% and 5.04 GAA

- defgrav finishes with the worst SV% and GAA in the entire AHL. Congrats.

Second Line

Left Wing: @WhiffleUrChin
8-16-1, (24-16-40 points), -37

- This man caught Ls just as successfully as this dude catches wiffle balls in his mouth. Congrats.

Center: @fighta18
7-17-3, (13-33-46 points), -22

- Both fighta and his Bridgeport team failed equally at putting up any sort of a fight to be remotely competitive this season.

Right Wing: @Kakko x l24l
6-15-4, (23-30-53 points), -19

- Kakko spent most of the season on awful Bridgeport and Chicago teams prior to being sent to Rochester at the trade deadline. Which did nothing to improve things for Kakko... If he's anything like his namesake suggests, the playoffs won't be any different for him.

*Left Defense: @Schwifty Tip
4-17-2, (3-12-15 points), -31

- Fake Schwifty simply had a miserable season that truly tarnishes the Schwifty name. Need a Schwifty-Schwifty CHL management duo next season @Schwifty7.

Right Defense: @Jack Bauer tuna
7-13-2, (2-7-9 points), -14

- Speaking of tarnishing names... The legendary Jack Bauer doesn't deserve this nonsense. Be better or find a different name. Might I suggest "Walter White tuna?" He also lost everything.

Goalie: @recyclebinhero
7-17-0, .702 SV% and 3.96 GAA

- Why do I feel like I write about this recycling bin guy every single season??


Third Line

Left Wing: @RoitmanTV
9-15-3, (33-26-59 points), -8

- At least you get to enjoy your All-Star award in your retirement. Congrats.

Center: @superchimp99
7-18-1, (19-29-48 points), -23

- Superchimp? More like superchump. Amirite? Fine, I'll start making my way towards the exit now.

Right Wing: @cKenbo
10-10-3, (24-19-43 points), -2

- Congrats on being the only Anti-All Star to finish the season with a .500 record!

Left Defense: @Big Wet May
7-17-0, (1-13-14 points), -48

- Seasons like this one.

Right Defense: @DrewFitzz
8-18-1, (2-12-14 points), -33

- https://www.leaguegaming.com/forums...n-of-the-year-prediction.336957/#post-2235175. Usually you need to be on an @Mr WorldWlde 69 ran AHL team in order to fall off this dramatically... RIP.

Goalie: @xLuckTV
11-13-1, .698 SV% and 3.86 GAA

- There clearly had to have been a shit ton of luck involved in this guy somehow almost finishing .500 with these miserable goalie stats.


*Western Conference All-Stars and Anti-Award winners will both hopefully be posted prior to the playoffs starting.​

 

Wtf bossy where am I

 

Need a final version of bad and worse contracts!

 

Wow you are the first person to come up with that one!! Congratz

 

I didn’t realize 10-13 was .500 now

 

every season? maybe cause i'm usually so good this season was rough though

 

I honestly thought I had steadily regressed enough from mediocre to just fucking embarrassing.

I guess theres always next season.

 

Sir this is a Wendys...

You can be found here: https://www.leaguegaming.com/forums...conference-all-star-team.348091/#post-2274624

 

Congrats to all the recipients of this prestigious award!

 

congrats everyone, hoping for a western spot

 

lmfao