Please Vote! AHL Anti-Tier List

Who doesn’t love a good tier list? Here’s some more media to help add too your misery @aCanadianGamer

S-Tier

1.) Laval Rocket (4-16-4, 12 points)- This team is an absolute wagon. I don't think anyone expected Laval to be a decent team post-bidding, but they didn't scream leagues "best" either. Instead, they're looking like a team that's destined for Anti-Award greatness. Job well done @I Cloudyy l @Real0ne19@Scarnyy

Team MVP: @Baker I22I (1-6-1, 7 points, -7)

2.) Grand Rapids Griffins (6-15-3, 15 points)- Everything seems to be going swimmingly for the Grand Rapids Griffins so far this season. Everything from waived AHL call-up protection (RIP @flyers2844), to elite performances from high paid players, like @Burke x55 (2 wins for 5.75m), @Berube x 9 (2 wins for 4m), @quatch02 (3 wins for 3m) and @l Volcom x 28 l (2 wins for 2.75m) screams continued success. Job well done @RY0NN @Fly I25I @ReynDawg24 (all of which also have 2 massive wins). At least your posts have been the correct color so far this season, I think.

Team MVP: @Neil x 25 (1-5-2, 7 points, -11)

*If you have questions. Yes, that's an octopus dragging a seagull under the water. Yes, an octopus has more tentacles than the Griffins have wins.

3.) Milwaukee Admirals (7-14-3, 17 points)- MILWAUKEE ADMIRALS WHAT HAPPENDEDUHH?!?!? There's no bigger success story than definitively being a team that would be visited by James Droz, if he happened to be a member of LeagueGaming. Truly remarkable @Barks l21l @Clutch l28l @Roubidoo

Team MVP: @Schreiny (1-5-2, 12 points, -20; all for the low price of 6m!)

ABC-Tier
*there are THIRTEEN teams between 24 (.500 record) and 21 points... How am I supposed to separate this? You're all simply not elite enough. There is hope though.

4.) Syracuse Crunch (10-13-1, 21 points)- The Crunch are yet another team that's coming close to meeting their lofty preseason expectations. For those who are counting, this is already the third team in the Eastern Atlantic. Good job with those balance swaps @aCanadianGamer @SlowGazzelle. Keep up the good work @The Broche @skyre5

Team MVP: @SouPerSaiyan (3-4-1, 6 points, -11)

5.) San Jose Barracuda (10-12-2, 22 points)- Everyone knew that there was a 0% chance that a team with Captain Coin could ever disappoint. I guess you could say that Tito's meat is no longer mediocre. Marvelous job @Dad of Five 81 @xMIMICm @CoinCorgi812697

Team MVP: @Firehalomaniac (2-4-2, 14 points, -10)

6.) Bridgeport Islanders (10-13-1, 21 points)- Not sure I can risk the satire on a team with a certain site owners favorite person on it. I miss the Sound Tigers. That is all.

Team MVP: @A Salty SaiIor (2-6, 4 points, -8)

7.) Ontario Reign (9-12-3, 21 points)- Fresh off a Calder Cup victory, the new look Reign are back at it again. The Reign aren't quite as dominant so far this season, but it's still early enough for that to change. @x Loops 19 x @frosty l7l and @MBell91 have a team to watch, if you're incredibly bored.

Team MVP: @xT S P 0 0 N (3-4-1, 6 points, -6)

8.) Colorado Eagles (10-12-2, 22 points)- According to @TRMC BIGMAC these Eagles are an A-tier team, and it's tough to disagree. The @ChrisBeezer line is really the only thing holding them back from S-tier territory. You're so close to greatness @K6 I81I @a Bas3 CaMp3r @Cam x 28

Team MVP: @ySnowy (1-7, 13 points, -9)

9.) Lehigh Valley Phantoms (10-11-3, 23 points)- Lehigh would certainly be approaching elite territory if 7.75m man @PLP Kenny lived up to his lofty expectations. You're almost there @King Ryne@iDoubleOhSeven @Godon17

Team MVP: @Godon17 (1-5-2, 5 points, -12)

10.) Hershey Bears (9-11-4, 22 points)- The rest of these Bears need to follow the lead of their management. If this happens Hershey will simply become the greatest team of all-time. Managers @SWRV Phantom @IceFast3r and @SWRV Rik make up 3/4 of the winless AHL players who've played 8 games so far this season (joined by Laval's @Optimzl). Bears management sport matching 0-5-3 records. B-E-A-utiful.

Team MVPs: @SWRV Phantom (8 points) @IceFast3r (14 points) and @SWRV Rik (10 points), all -17

11.) Providence Bruins (10-11-3, 23 points)- Providence is yet another team that's just one line away from being truly elite. The @Yuh Perf line is clearly dragging this team down with their 5-3 record. @iFarmerFran @iNooch @KrawcH v2 I believe you guys can be as elite as @TyrantOfSicily Devils in any season other than this one.

Team MVP: @Levachkin (2-6, 12 points, -14)

12.) Coachella Valley Firebirds (10-11-3, 23 points)- Broken record here. Yet another team that's just one line away from being elite. The @Hutty x line (5-2-1), is the only line above .500 for these Firebirds. The team needs to follow the lead of their fearless leader @Ruppr (2-6) in order to reach S-tier territory. Fellow managers @JBrodiee and @Gronk x l87l (3-3-2) could also step it up.

Team MVP: @LividPenguin663 (1-5-2, 3 points, -20)

13.) Tucson Roadrunners (11-12-1, 23 points)- Tucson is a pretty boring team to be honest. Probably because they're all from PSN, so nobody really cares about these guys out in the desert. Only thing I see here is a fake Musty with @Musty88_. They should find a way to grab the real Musty @Daddy Pooder. Be better @Shieldzyyyy @xWillis--@xOppi-

Team MVP: @l SMUR l (3-4-1, 19 points, 0 +/-; all for 5m)

14.) Henderson Silver Knights (11-11-2, 24 points)- Oh baby these Silver Knights have acquired @Flames I18I to pair with @Fluffy I37I. These bestest friends will have their work cut out for them trying to be as successful as their big money teammates @BTW8892 (2 wins for 6m) and @Rehanek (2 wins for 3.5m). I kind of believe in you @Garbzzzzz @xxNYJETSFAN21xx @RRaWGeRs. At least the NY Jets are somehow good for once.

Team MVP: @BTW8892 (2-5-1, 9 points, -24; worst +/- in the AHL from anyone not named @P4ttelite)

15.) Manitoba Moose (12-12-0, 24 points)- Manitoba has basically been the exact of Hershey, but with slightly worse results. The 7-1 management line of @SQUADCAV16 @Justn I87I and @I Splinter77 Ihave disappointed. Fortunately they're being picked up by their 1-7 first line, featuring @cmcHoffa@TEGLIA l93l @Go for a celly and @Retnuh23. Go Meese Go!

Team MVP: @cmcHoffa (1-7, 3 points, -16; yes, that’s 3 points for someone who isn’t a defenseman)

16.) Calgary Wranglers (12-12-0, 24 points)- Calgary is out here making 1,000 traids in an effort to become less than the ridiculously average team they’ve been thus far. Will it work out? Who knows? Who cares? At least they have a @BullBreed333 who followed up his 0-4 week with a 4-0 week in order to avoid getting benched by Orock, er I mean @Brxndamour @MxrteI and @l MB7 l

Team MVP: @Hope l27l (2-6, 4 points, -11)

D-tier

17.) Hartford Wolf Pack (12-11-1, 25 points)- It hasn’t exactly been a ruff season for the Wolf Pack, but clearly it hasn’t been a particularly good one either. However, it is rather sad that the team is currently being led by a cereal mistake @Fruit Whoops who has the best record on the team (5-2-1). Figure it out @v FrosTiC @FreeStxle 7 @lVlaT

Team MVP: @JuniorHawk16 (3-4-1, 14 points, -2)


18.) Rockford IceHogs (13-9-2, 28 points)- Yet another one line team dashing the IcePigs chances of being an elite team. The @Kaxnan lines 7-1 record is clearly dragging this team down. What else would you expect from some CHL bum? @Gilbzey @Saucing Pucks and @Daddyjack15 need the rest of their team to follow Jumps' lead.

Team MVP: @Daddyjumps69 (3-4-1, 16 points, -7)

19.) Texas Stars (13-9-2, 28 points)- Some of my former Calder winning teammates have clearly been holding up their end of the bargain for these Stars. Led by @l1l Sharp l0l (3 wins) @McPluggles (3 wins) and @PitcheRxSwaGx (6 wins), the rest of @Sargent2411 @DDezo and @Mikeychel team should take notes and follow the lead of these former champs!

Team MVP: @l1l Sharp l0l (3-4-1, 17 points, -8)

20.) San Diego Gulls (14-9-1, 29 points)- It's pretty clear that the biggest obstacle in turning San Diego into an elite team is the play of their eternally miserable back-up goalie @cup4blues (7-2-1, .809 SV% and 1.98 GAA). The rest of @mashle93 @Achilles Strife and @ChiSouthSiderr team should strive to be more like, Willy... That is if they want to be truly elite.

Team MVP: @Williams x12x (4-4, 15 points, -4; sorry @P4ttelite Island was moved)

21.) Iowa Wild (12-8-4, 28 points)- I see two issues here keeping the Wild from becoming truly elite. One of these issues is the 6-1-1 line with some bum named @PietrangeIo really dragging the team down from the back end. The other issue is the management almost refusing to lose in regulation, each of @l1lWhitel9l @DeGoood and @Suge I91I have 3 OTLs so far this season.

Team MVP: @Lemanski (2-3-3, 17 points, -3)

22.) Charlotte Checkers (12-7-5, 29 points)- Speaking of OTLs hurting a teams chances of being elite, the line of @Mxtthyyy @leroux 97 @lukydouky and @scorezyy leads the league with four OTLs. Need to step it up @Pogyz @BUFFALO STAR 23

Team MVP: @I JayP l (2-5-1, 4 points, -10)

E-Tier

23.) Wilkes Barre Scranton Penguins (13-7-4, 30 points)- After a wildly successful stint in the NHL last season, @Peck l87l makes his return to the AHL. So far his Penguins have been rather disappointing. If this team is going to be successful, they’re really going to need @BigPaulerBrand (5-2-1) to return to his S41 NHL form. Reigning Cup champs @zClmZy and @Lup l7l have their work cut out for them.

Team MVP: @Norris x 9 (4-3-1, 5 points, -4)

24.) Utica Comets (14-7-3, 31 points)- The rest of these Comets should really be looking to follow the lead of their free contract managers @Sedin i33i (1 win) and @BLuuRy_sPh (2 wins), if they want to have a moderately successful season. Big money guys @Portcenter and @Hullzeh really need to step it up.

Team MVP: @C0TES (2-5-1, 3 points, -14)

25.) Belleville Senators (14-8-2, 30 points)- The rest of fake Buzzville needs to take some notes from some of my former teammates @Mooseballs04 (4-4) @redsox162 (4-4) and @moocelly (4-4), if they want to be successful. Some other former teammates of mine @COSTA i2i (5-1-2) and @Rodz96 (5-1-2) need to figure shit out for @Kookzyy @l Glass 9 l and @Im Tryggered squad.

Team MVP: @aimNclu7ch (4-4, 13 points, -8)

26.) Rochester Americans (15-9-0, 30 points)- Here’s yet another team that doesn’t have a single player with a record below .500. This can only mean that @CLiiNcH @l Sleatz X 19 l and @xDeedssAmericans have a lot of work to do if they want to become an elite team.

Team MVP: @DRIVE4FIVE (4-4, .769 SV% and 3.71 GAA)

27.) Cleveland Monsters (14-7-3, 31 points)- The Monsters are yet another team that should strive to follow the lead of some of their bigger contract players. @Perellzy (2 wins for 2.75m) @Breezy x 11 (2 wins for 3.25m) and @Bxshop_- (3 wins for 2.5m) are all clearly leading the way for these Monsters. Get it together @Dugzz l67l @Calgross @Birdo43

Team MVP: @Calgross (2-5-1, 5 points, -15; as a free contract AGM)

28.) Toronto Marlies (16-6-2, 34 points)- I feel like a lot of people were expecting these Marlies to approach S-tier territory, and so far @ILegxndz7 @Deezle93 and @Bardsii team has been a massive disappointment. The 750K army on defense has truly underperformed their expectations. Be better @frogman0069 @iWreckRookies @Hiibbz @RyanSterls

Team MVP: @RyanSterls (4-3-1, 9 points, +5)

29.) Springfield Thunderbirds (17-7-0, 34 points)- Aside from this @I xRomZz I (8-0) guy, who’s absolutely throwing, there isn’t really anything interesting with the Thunderbirds. For whatever reason the Thunderbirds always seem like an E-tier team, maybe it’s just the God awful jerseys. Good luck getting these thunder chickens in order @x Viper 94 @Mxzzin

Team MVP: @The Gr8 Haxby (4-4, 11 points, +3)

30.) Chicago Wolves (16-6-2, 34 points)-

That’s all I have to say @aCanadianGamer. Well done @DekeoIogist @Koho @Sportfreak114

Team MVP: @Brian1591 (4-4, 18 points, -2)

F-tier

31.) Abbotsford Canucks (20-4-0, 40 points)- Abbotsford has the F-tier on lock-down. There’s been truly horrific performances from the whole squad, except for the team MVP, so far this season. I’m really not sure if @Eamonn and @Hxrlan have good enough management capabilities to salvage this season.

Team MVP: @RedrZ_ (4-4, 10 points, -3)

32.) Bakersfield Condors (18-5-1, 37 points)- And last, but certainly not least, we have the Condors. Hands down the stinkiest team in the league, as this entire roster is truly in shambles. @Sir Shacklet0n(8-0) is just absolutely throwing. Between all the old thumbs like @Kopi @AO l24l and @cabcavlax1, and @KnifeVet22 infecting everyone with the Bird Flu… This team was chalked from the start. Good luck @Matt4for4 @Iv 0VI vI

Team MVP: @Best x 14 (0 games played this season; impressive)

Congrats to all our team MVPs so far this season!

*Note: I started writing this on Wednesday and am not editing for people who’ve been traded. Just know that if you were mentioned and got traded, that just means you stink extra badly… Like @McPluggles. Also congrats to @aCanadianGamer for using his BOG powers to get traded to the most elite team in the league!
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It’s great seeing hard work validated, thank you for not being biased and finally realizing that we are S tier

 

team mvp here we are

 

I’d first like to thank Daniel hutton without him I’d never be capable of being an mvp second I’d like to thank my old d partner martinez for handing over this shitter award

 

why isn't @EvMalkin in the poll? guy fucking sucks

Love you Ev

 

What the heck man

 

@Baker I22I is eliteeeee

 

Write up instantly became trash when you didn’t include the most feared dman in any league to your Utica Comets review

 

I mentioned @aCanadianGamer like five times and he’s the best to ever wear a Comets jersey, so it cancels out tbh.

 

Great media!! I love it!! Good job!

 

I challenge you to a duel if we ever match up against eachother. It would be an honor to have my first career fight against one of LG's greatest.

 

Back to back champion CHL Bum* thank you very much

 

clowns

 

good content as always bossy

 

appreciate u taking time to do this , good shit last night bossy , keep it up your about to have the chance to mention yourself in your own post next time

 

My own miserable season awhile ago was the inspiration behind these threads lmao… Also idk what you’re going on about. EAids happens, it is what it is.

 

im just kidding lol , these thread are funny

 

ayy my first time making the list

 

Where was this commitment season 36?

 

You are literally the cause of these types of threads existing.