Please Vote! S43 Anti-Award Winners

It’s time to introduce the S43 Anti-Award winners. Congrats to all winners and runner-ups. Happy holidays to all of my fellow LeagueGamers (except for @aCanadianGamer).

Automatic Awards

Anti-Calder/Anti-Presidents

Winner: Ontario Reign
(@MBell91 @Floweri30i @x Loops 19 x)
[16-53-3, 35 points]

- Loops clearly took the cowards way out, and abandoned his own sinking ship… File this one under “things you hate to see.” Also file this one under “things that don’t surprise you whatsoever.”

Jack A. Butterfingers Trophy
[Awarded to the least valuable player on the worst team in the league]

Winner: @MBell91
5-16-1, (8-18-26 points), -59

- We’re going to be seeing a lot of ‘Bells’ in this thread, so I’ll just leave you with this song in Bell’s honor.
https://youtu.be/URAqnM1PP5E

EmiLe Francis Trophy
[Worst team in the Eastern Atlantic]

Winner: Laval Rocket
(@I Cloudyy l @Real0ne19 @Scarnyy)
[19-44-9, 47 points]

- Laval has been a lock for worst team in the Eastern Atlantic since week one… Zero surprise here.

The Broomchump Award [Worst team in the Eastern North]

Winner: Bridgeport Islanders
(@TINO45REAPER @Brisan x6 @A Salty SaiIor)
[25-38-9, 59 points]

- Brisan more than doubled his win total from last season (four wins in a shitty nine week Summer season and nine wins in a six week season), and yet his team was still an absolute dumpster fire. The nine wins were also fitting to signify the nine lives of Tino that finally ran out this season.

Richard F. "Cant"ing Trophy
[Worst team in the Eastern Conference]

Winner: Laval Rocket
(@I Cloudyy l @Real0ne19 @Scarnyy)
[19-44-9, 47 points]

- Laval seemed to be ticketed for the Anti-Calder, but a historic run by the Ontario Reign forces the Rocket to settle with simply being the worst team in their conference.

Sam PoLLock Trophy
[Worst team in the Western Central]

Winner: Iowa Wild
(@l1lWhitel9l @DeGoood @Suge I91I)
[26-39-7, 59 points]

- A bunch of forfeits and an 0-4 record from the management line in the last week of the season absolutely robbed my Milwaukee Admirals of the Sam PoLLock… Scumbags.

John "No" D. Chick Award
[Worst team in the Western Pacific]

Winner: Ontario Reign
(@MBell91 @Floweri30i @x Loops 19 x)
[16-53-3, 35 points]

- Something, something. Dead horse?

Robert "No" W. Clarke Trophy
[Worst team in the Western Conference]

Winner: Ontario Reign
(@MBell91 @Floweri30i @x Loops 19 x)
[16-53-3, 35 points]

- Clearly you can stop a ‘Treign.’

Automatic Individual Awards
(20 GP minimum needed for award consideration)

John B. SoLLenberger Trophy
[Awarded to the forward with the least amount of points on the season]

Co-Winners: @Godon17
5-12-3, [11-11-22 points], -21
@aimNclu7ch
7-11-2, [13-9-22 points], -22

- Time to channel your inner @aCanadianGamer.
https://youtu.be/AgFeZr5ptV8

Runner-up: @MBell91
5-16-1, (8-18-26 points), -59

- I’m not even going to waste my limited image count by putting the Ontario logo next to Bell’s name 100x over. I’m sure he doesn’t need to be reminded that he missed out on the Cup winning Reign by just one season.

Anti-Rocket Award
[Awarded to the forward who scored the fewest goals in the regular season]

Winner: @Jcfox x 92
(6 goals in 24 GP)

- This man had 63 points, and only six goals… This would be impressive, if he were a dman.

Co-Runner-ups: @PolishBlues @SJUSoccer9
(7 goals in 24 GP)

- These guys sure put goals into the back of the net as if they were playing soccer.

Harry "Unhappy" Holmes Memorial Award
[Awarded to the goalie who allowed the most goals during the regular season]

Winner: @Albert I92I
(154 GA in 47 GP)

- Goalies aren’t

Runner-up: @Benzymcnasty
(153 GA in 45 GP)

- People.

Bossy's Nominated Awards

UseLes Cunningham Award
[Awarded to the league's least valuable player]

Winner: @iNooch
3-19-2, [0-20-20 points], -35

- Nooch had the most regulation losses of any skater in the AHL who played a minimum of 20 games (19). The second highest total was 17.

Runner-up: @Scarnyy
3-15-4, [14-19-33 points], -29

- I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume that Laval regretted the whole locked in for an entire season paid AGM thing.

Eddie I'm Not "Shore" You're A Dman Award
[Awarded to the AHL's worst defenseman]

Winner: @iNooch
3-19-2, [0-20-20 points], -35

- Nooch was also the only dman to finish the season with a measly three wins.

Runner-up: @A Salty SaiIor
4-15-5, [0-18-18 points], -30

- Sailor was the only skater, aside from Nooch, to hit the 20 loss mark in the AHL this season… Congrats!

Aldedge "Bad" Bastien Memorial Award
[Awarded to the league's worst goalie]

Winner: @Medusa l37l
9-17-2, .747 SV% and 3.80 GAA

- Goalies aren’t people.

Runner-up: @SlowGazzelle
8-16-4, .765 SV% and 3.48 GAA

- Clearly a Gazzelle is not a person.

Nail Yakupov Award a.k.a. Anti-Datsyuk Award
[Awarded to the forward who least excels in the defensive aspects of the game]

Co-Winners: @Lacky x 91 @BouKariya27
(115 GA in 24 GP)

- Surprisingly this is the first time in Anti-Award history that a pair of linemates combined to win the Yakupov. Congrats to you both!

Runner-up: @MBell91
(111 GA in 22 GP)

- MoreBell91.

Anti-Fred T. Hunt Memorial Trophy
[Awarded to the player who exhibited the lowest levels of sportsmanship and ungentlemanly conduct, combined with a low standard of playing ability]

Co-Winners: @Hullzeh @HTH94 @JJr @TINO45REAPER

- I don’t even know what exactly Hullzeh, JJr or HTH did, and I honestly give zero shits… These three getting banned was as big of a surprise as the Leafs not winning a Cup every season. The exact opposite rings true for Tino, his 9 lives have finally run out. I’m not sure that anyone could foresee Tino finally being held accountable for his actions.

The "Dud" Red Garrett Memorial Award
[Awarded to the least outstanding AHL rookie]

Winner: @ImPugginAround
3-16-1, [16-11-27 points], -48

- When you wonder how teams like Laval end up being so bad… Just look at bids like this somehow spending the entire season in the AHL. This guys only other season on Xbox was in S39 in the CHL where he went 3-16-4… At least this rookie is consistent.

Runner-up: @Roseart2
5-16-3, [1-19-20 points], -26

- Roseart isn’t a traditional rookie after spending an Anti-Award worthy season in the NHL on a draft contract last season. Nonetheless, this is his first season in the AHL, and it was an incredibly successful one. Congrats!

The Mike Milbury Award [Awarded to the least outstanding management team in the regular season]

Winner: Ontario Reign
(@MBell91 @Floweri30i @x Loops 19 x)

- There was no other option here… I only wish that Milbury had quit on the Islanders as quickly as Loops quit on his Reign.

Runner-up: Laval Rocket
(@I Cloudyy l @Real0ne19 @Scarnyy)

- Essentially rebuilding your slightly above average Summer season AHL team in a deeper AHL this season was always going to be a recipe for Anti-Award success… Job well done.

Charmin Soft Award [Awarded to the skater with the fewest number of hits on the season]

Winner: @Fruit Whoops
(3 hits in 24 GP)

- @Williams x12x already knows that this guy is Charmin Soft for a completely different reason.

Runner-up: @not rubi
(4 hits in 24 GP)

- I don’t think anyone was expecting this to be the closest Milwaukee would come to having someone win an Anti-Award!

Bob Stewart Award [Awarded to the player with the worst +/-. Named after the player with the worst +/- in NHL history at -257 for his career]

Winner: @MBell91
(-59 in 22 GP)

Runner-up: @ImPugginAround
(-48 in 20 GP)

The Black Hole Award [Awarded to the skater who's been on the ice for the fewest goals scored for his team during the regular season]

Winner: @MBell91
(40 GF in 22 GP)

Runner-up: @ImPugginAround
(41 GF in 20 GP)

- More Bell and Pug again… At least you’re making this a little easier for me, so thanks.

The LG Hates You Award [Awarded to the player with the lowest overall ranking given to them by LG]

Winner: @MBell91
(34 LG Ranking)

- …

Runner-up: @BouKariya27
(36 LG Ranking)

- More Laval too. What a surprise!

The You Kind of Deserved Better, but Really Don't Because You Still Stink Award [Awarded to the player who least deserved to be in their shitty situation, but who still kind of deserved it]

Winner: @Chainer IV
13-8-1, [19-22-41 points], +24

- Snaked by longtime running-mate and sent to a shitter by @KnifeVet22 and some guy named Matt who’s apparently obsessed with Wendy’s is something you truly hate to see.

Runner-up: @Daddyjumps69
9-10-5, [19-26-45 points], -15

- It simply can’t be a coincidence that Rockford went to shit after trading the legendary Jumps at the deadline.

Honorable Mention: @Schwifty7

- Signing up late to RAV in hopes of getting a free banner, only to get RA’d to the worst team in the AHL (Ontario Reign) and second worst team in the CHL (Shawinigan Cataractes) is hilarious. Well deserved for signing up late in the first place!

The Give it Away Award [Awarded to the player with the most giveaways on the season]

Winner: @DekeoIogist
(361 GA in 22 GP)

Runner-up: @Desmarais x 5
(352 GA in 24 GP)

- Deke and Desmarais ran away with this one with the next highest GA in the AHL being just 330.

Congrats You Can Click Up Award [Awarded to the player who has the biggest differential between goals and assists on the season]

Winner: @Clamonttt
(44G-19A=25)

- Clamont successfully clicked up about as many times as his GM, @Peck l87l, forfeit games in the NHL last season!

Runner-up: @Nifty
(44G-23A=21)

- Poor Nifty went from shitty Milwaukee to Rockford, only for Rockford to implode upon his arrival… At least you can click up!​

New Awards​

Clicking Up Is Hard Award [Awarded to the forward who has the biggest differential between assists and goals on the season]

Winner: @Jcfox x 92
(57A-6G=51)

- This was hands down the biggest landslide for any of our award winners… Clicking up is clearly just a myth for this guy.

Runner-up: @Fluffy I37I
(50A-21G=29)

- Even @Flames I18I (25G) did a mediocre amount of clicking up this season. Hopefully someone has got the backpack on for these guys in the playoffs.​

Recent Former NHLer Most Likely To Be Toxic For Having an Anti-Award Worthy Season Award [Awarded to whichever shitty recent former NHLer I feel like giving an award to]

Winner: @BLuuRy_sPh​

6-11-3, [23-17-40 points], -17

- Somehow Utica made the playoffs in spite of Hughes’ massive six wins, so good job, I guess?​

Runner-up: @Clutch l28l​

6-12-4, [1-19-20 points], -22

- What’s worse? The season Clutch had or losing this award to Hughes? Either way, Clutch has some excuses to be toxic

The deathstwr99 Award [Awarded to the worst player with a stupid random letter in place of a vowel] @deathstwr99

Winner: @Hxrdie-
9-13-1, [20-23-43 points], -15

Runner-up: @MxrteI
10-12-0, [22-28-50 points], -7

- These guys are almost less of a person than goalies.

I’m Just Here to Look Ugly Award [Awarded to the goalie who won the least amount of games on the season]

Co-Winners: @SlowGazzelle
@TRMC BIGMAC
(8 wins each)

- Yes, I created this award just so my second and third favorite goalies in LG could get some love!

Co-Runner-ups: @Medusa l37l @iLindy67 @fuzzmiller23
(9 wins each)

- You are all still not people.
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“People would stupid letters instead of vowels“

I see you also paid about as much attention in English class as I did


Good media tho

 

It’s okay. They aren’t the only ones allowed to spell things incorrectly. League still blows for not allowing people to edit things.

 

Jumps got exactly what he deserved for ditching Wzia days before bidding

 

pretty sure i have more than 6 wins bud.

 

He really thought Bluury was Hughes

 

Thanks for the media, this looks like it took a long time to put together, thank you

 

That was a typo, but clearly the award should’ve gone to you since you’re a salty little peanut lmfao

 

If hypothetically a goalie were to switch positions to skater, would they then become human? What if you switch from skater to goalie? Do you lose your already existing humanity or were you never really human in the first place? These questions need answers.

 

Why am I only ever a runner up in these things I think you have something against me bossy

 

You clearly just need the extra motivation to be better.