Simplest evaluations of all teams so far

Please don’t take this too seriously and can someone please show me how to do logos this shits hard

East

1.)Penguins: surprising but also not surprising too

2.)Crunch: kinda confusing

3.)Rochester: I hate you @xBearzy--

4.)Griffins: should be in first tough end to the week for @Garnzy-

5.)Comets: How?

6.)Wolves: somehow always have a solid team

7.)Rockets: need the third to be better

8.)Phantoms: exactly where I expected

9.)Woofs: defending champs having bad luck I’m assuming (I hate you @Couture53)

10.)Marlies: had a great bounce back week

11.)Islanders: should be worse I don’t see a second line

12.)Bruins: no chem? should be a bit higher in the standings

13.)Bears: I know maybe 4 people on this team but I feel zestys team should be a bit better then this

14.)Checkers: wtf is happening in charlotte

15.)Sens: the brothers need to figure it out and turn the ship around

16.)Monsters: idk what to say here lol

West

1.)Admirals: I think I speak for everyone when I say how the fuck is this team doing so good

2.)Condors: knew this team would be good

3.)Wild: perfect spot

4.)Wranglers: @GonzoArmstrong no one cares about the schedule and having to play on valentines

5.)Tbirds: @HowRawTooRaw needs to step it up

6.)Hogs: good goaltending? Idek lol

7.)knights very surprised heat up @after

8.)Moosies: I’m sure they’ll finish top 4 in this conference

9.)Barracuda: thought they’d be better then this

10.)Reign: mid

11.)Gulls: looks like they will be a fringe playoff team (sorry @Pawdiddy

12.)Canucks: don’t know any of these guys team looks mid

13.)Firebirds: hardie what happenduhhhhhh (should be way better then this)

14.)Eagles: exactly where I expected

15.)Stars: Chl team from a quick glance

16.)Tucson: @Buckleyx14 we need to have a talk about this because what is happening in Tucson

thank you for reading

 

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Dr Phil Approves

 

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@TheBobbyOrr4 we found your replacement

 

Listen here buddy. When your valentines day plans go from getting some booty to taking it in the booty all because you had to play LG... you'd care too!

 

Too many Meep Meeps at the Meep meep Week 2

 

Ong

 

Can confirm howraw gotta figure his shit out Lmao

 

4.)Griffins: should be in first tough end to the week for @Garnzy-

KILL ME DREW UGHHHHH

 

love you too druw <3

 

Not last! Thanks Druwei! ❤️

 

thanks for filling in drewseph. i'll make sure to toast one on vacation for you

 

Update for the Monsters...

"So bad the GM quit"

LOL