Please Vote! Week Two: The “All-Stars”So Far

Note: Once again I’m not going to waste my time listing team names/logos for these guys. All these bums are likely to be traded/waived shortly or have already been traded.

Eastern Conference

First Line

LW: @I J x D 81 l (1-7, 6-4-10 points, -16)

C: @l Sleatz X 19 l (1-7, 7-6-13 points, -14) *All-Star nods are the expectation for all free contracts. Well done.

RW: @NHL Sucks (1-7, 6-8-14 points, -14) *NHL does suck, but it also provides you the opportunity to reach your All-Star potential.

LD: @Ruppr (1-7, 3 assists, -14) *Now an Admiral. Perhaps I’ll get to play with yet another All-Star!

RD: @DADDYRIDESBIKE (1-5-2, 6 assists, -21) *Daddy Should ride the bench!

G: @Bcrippsx31 (6-9-1, .698 SV% and 3.67 GAA)

Second Line

LW: @Sportfreak114 (1-5-2, 8-10-18 points, -8)

C: @Brisan x6 (1-6-1, 2-6-8 points, -22) *1 PPG and tied for the worst +/- in the AHL. Nice.

RW: @Kaprizov 97x (1-5-2, 2-7-9 points, -15)

LD: @Chxndler x38 (1-7, 5 assists, -16)

RD: @habsfans76 (1-5-2, 6 assists, -8)

G: @T a n k y 94 (4-4, .704 SV% and 3.94 GAA)

Third Line

LW: @iFarmerFran (2-5-1, 5-3-8 points, -14)

C: @Brian1591 (1-5-2, 9-5-14 points, -8)

RW: @Ghost I48I (1-5-2, 5-4-9 points, -21)

LD: @A Salty SaiIor (1-6-1, 2 assists, -22) *Also tied for the worst +/- in the AHL.

RD: @COSTA i2i (2-5, 1-4-5 points, -14)

G: @Bizy29 (5-9, .734 SV% and 3.72 GAA)

Western Conference

First Line

LW: @OG Mr ProdiGy (0-6-2, 4-5-9 points, -19) *Who wouldn’t expect a reigning Cup champ to be a first line All-Star?

C: @xJLucas (0-4-2, 1-5-6 points, -17) *JLucas no showed for his teams first two Ls this week, then played and lost the next two, and was unsurprisingly waived shortly after… All-Star material here.

RW: @xxtrimmyxx (1-6-1, 6-5-11 points, -19) *I could’ve picked any of these RWs with amazingly similar stat lines for the first line, but Trimmy is clearly the right choice.

LD: @Smitterr (0-4-4, 5 assists, -10)

RD: @Retro vs (0-4-4, 2-4-6 points, -10)

G- @JAAMx93x (5-6-2, .725 SV% and 4.05 GAA)

Second Line

LW: @Spiritual x (1-6-1, 7-6-13 points, -19)

C: @Tha Party Poopa (1-7, 7 assists, -12) *Will Poopa ever score a goal? Who knows? Who cares?

RW: @Row x 31 (1-5-2, 4-7-11 points, -12)

LD: @ES I Devil I (1-7, 3 assists, -12)

RD: @xRoyalFlushx911 (1-7, 6 assists, -16)

G: @Elegant Mullet (4-4-2, .739 SV% and 2.87 GAA)

Third Line

LW: @SwerveWalker (1-4-3, 9-2-11 points, -7)

C: @Cxleton (1-7, 5-8-13 points, -16)

RW: @Daddy Pooder (1-6-1, 4-7-11 points, -11) *My second former line mate this season to be an All-Star. Clearly talent just thrives around me.

LD: @B L A M E x 67 (1-5-2, 2-6-8 points, -7)

RD: @xRedrZ (1-5-2, 3 assists, -9)

G: @Allenl34l4474 (4-6-2, .747 SV% and 3.72 GAA)


Congrats to all of our week two “All-Stars.”​

 

I guess I just missed it… I’ll try less next week

 

I apologize for giving some of these guys their first win.

 

It is such an honour to be recognized here! Thank you, Bossy!

 

So glad to finally be recognized for all the hard work I’m putting in

 

Same here man. When LG goes to four lines, we’ll be locks!

 

Thanks for the nomination

 

Pick me pick me! I’m still winless after 3 weeks

 

was aiming 1st line for next week sadly i got a few W last night ffs

 

good media again boss keep it up

 

@Retro vs @Smitterr