Please Vote! Week Four “All-Stars” Ft. Stat “Leaders” So Far

Eastern Conference


First Line


Left Wing: @NINETY ElGHT (3-12-0, 14-15-29 points, -15)


Center: @Brisan x6 (3-10-3, 6-10-*16 points, -29) *Co-Leader of the John B. SoLLenberger Trophy [Awarded to the forward with the least amount of points on the season].


Right Wing: @Ghost I48I *(2-12-2, 10-6-*16 points, *-40, *25 GF, *32 LG Rank) *****Co-Leader of the John B. SoLLenberger Trophy [Awarded to the forward with the least amount of points on the season]. Leader of The "Dud" Red Garrett Memorial Award [Awarded to the least outstanding AHL rookie]. Leader of the Bob Stewart Award [Awarded to the player with the worst +/-. Named after the player with the worst +/- in NHL history at -257 for his career]. Leader of The Black Hole Award [Awarded to the skater who's been on the ice for the fewest goals scored for his team during the regular season]. Leader of The LG Hates You Award [Awarded to the player with the lowest overall ranking given to them by LG]


Left Defense: @Carnage7448 *(4-10-2, 1-9-10 points, -27) *Leader of the Jack A. Butterfingers Trophy [Awarded to the least valuable player on the worst team in the league]


Right Defense: @PolarPenguin *(4-8-0, 1-8-9 points, -7) *Current leader of the Anti-Fred T. Hunt Memorial Trophy [Awarded to the player who exhibited the lowest levels of sportsmanship and ungentlemanly conduct, combined with a low standard of playing ability]. Current leader due to being a third line shitter refusing to play for his new team after getting traded from Bakersfield.


Goalie: @JAAMx93x *(7-10-3, .720 SV% and 4.36 GAA) *Leader of the Aldedge "Bad" Bastien Memorial Award [Awarded to the league's worst goalie]


Second Line


Left Wing: @Deezle93 (4-11-1, 10-10-20 points, -16)


Center: @ll REX Il *(5-9-2, 5-15-20 points, -15) *Leader of The Mike Milbury Award [Awarded to the least outstanding management team in the regular season]


Right Wing: @Kaprizov 97x (6-7-3, *4-14-18 points, -13) *Co-Leader of the Anti-Rocket Award [Awarded to the forward who scored the fewest goals in the regular season]


Left Defense: @A Salty SaiIor (3-10-3, 7 assists, -28)


Right Defense: @Grxffon **(4-10-2, 19 assists, -13) *Leader of The Mike Milbury Award [Awarded to the least outstanding management team in the regular season]. Leader of The deathstwr99 Award [Awarded to the worst player with a stupid random letter in place of a vowel] @deathstwr99


Goalie: @ChAsInG budZzZ (*3-11-3, .761 SV% and 3.29 GAA) *Leader of the I’m Just Here to Look Ugly Award [Awarded to the goalie who won the least amount of games on the season]


Third Line


Left Wing: @Obiwansz (5-9-2, 14-17-31 points, -12, *0 hits) *Leader of the Charmin Soft Award [Awarded to the skater with the fewest number of hits on the season]


Center: @Suge I91I (3-10-2, 9-11-20 points, -19)


Right Wing: @Justdumpit *(4-10-2, 21-12-33 points, -13) *Leader of The Mike Milbury Award [Awarded to the least outstanding management team in the regular season]


Left Defense: @RyanSterls (4-11-1, 10 assists, -15)


Right Defense: @xRoyalFlushx911 (3-13-0, 13 assists, -24)


Goalie: @Bcrippsx31 (13-17-2, .732 SV% and 3.56 GAA)


Honorable Mention again (too many Eastern Conference forwards leading for awards): @FleuryGaming(10-5-1, 7-34*-41 points, +8) *Current leader of the Clicking Up Is Hard Award (Biggest differential between assists and goals on the season). 27 point difference between assists and goals. Fleury had 0 goals and 7 assists this week to further separate himself from the pack.


Western Conference


First Line


Left Wing: @Daqs x 13 (3-10-3, 7-11-18 points, -28)


Center: @SJUSoccer9 (3-9-4, *4-15-19 points, -24) *Co-Leader of the Anti-Rocket Award [Awarded to the forward who scored the fewest goals in the regular season]


Right Wing: @l RISKTAKER l (3-12-0, 11-19-30 points, -34, *71 GA) *Leader of the Nail Yakupov Award a.k.a. Anti-Datsyuk Award

[Awarded to the forward who least excels in the defensive aspects of the game]


Left Defense: @Smitterr **(0-10-6, 2-8-10 points, -30) **Leader of the UseLes Cunningham Award

[Awarded to the league's least valuable player]. Leader of the Eddie I'm Not "Shore" You're A Dman Award [Awarded to the AHL's worst defenseman]


Right Defense: @SmokinBoddy (3-11-1, 1 assist, -36, 6 shots) *If there were an award for being practically non-existent, this guy would be the leader.


Goalie: @Goalie Lama (5-10-1, .724 SV% and 3.37 GAA)


Second Line


Left Wing: @ZeRo l92l (3-11-0, 11-9-20 points, -30)


Center: @l Bossy l x 22 (4-11-1, 15-9-24 points, -19) *Special thanks go out to @Barks l21l @Clutch l28l @FatLoadBrod @Broomball16 and the variety of All-Stars that I’ve been surrounded with this season. I could not have done it without you all!


Right Wing: @Lacky x 91 (3-11-2, 10-9-19 points, -26)


Left Defense: @Rico Suave TOS (3-8-3, 9 assists, -15)


Right Defense: @xRedrZ (4-10-2, 1-4-5 points, -13)


Goalie: @Crawford 50x (9-9-2, .726 SV% and 3.71 GAA)


Third Line


Left Wing: @Brxndamour (9-5-2, *35-13-48 points, +7, *245 GA) **Leader of The Give it Away Award [Awarded to the player with the most giveaways on the season]. Co-Leader of the Congrats You Can Click Up Award [Awarded to the player who has the biggest differential between goals and assists on the season]. 22 more goals than assists, tied with @Pelley_ (31-9-40 points)


Center: @l1l Sharp l0l *(7-6-3, 17-22-39 points, -6) *Leader of the You Kind of Deserved Better, but Really Don't Because You Still Stink Award (Awarded to the player who least deserved to be in their shitty situation, but who still kind of deserved it). Poor Sharp has been stuck on Ontario all season. Don’t worry, there’s still hope of being moved by the deadline!


Right Wing: @xxtrimmyxx (4-10-2, 10-14-24 points, -24)


Left Defense: @I Poudini I (4-12-0, 1-10-11 points, -28)


Right Defense: @Retro vs (3-8-5, 3-12-15 points, -14)


Goalie: @Clavet I29I (8-14-2, .763 SV% and 3.56 GAA)



AHL Stat “Leaders”
(Minimum 14 GP)


Forwards


Wins: 2 (@Ghost I48I)


Goals: 4 (@SJUSoccer9 and @Kaprizov 97x)


Assists: 6 (@Ghost I48I)


Points: 16 (@Ghost I48I and @Brisan x6)


+/-: -40 (@Ghost I48I)


Hits: 0 (@Obiwansz)


Shots: 14 (@Turris x 7)


Shot%: 8.2% (@Kaprizov 97x)


PIMs: 37 (@Frenchcxmp)


FO%: 38.6% (@Jakey x 11)


GV: 245 (@Brxndamour)


TA: 22 (@Koho)


INT: 31 (@TheKingGeese)


Blocks: 1 (@Seb x 72 and @Jumps69)


PP: 37:00 (@Cxleton)


Pass%: 51.8% (@I Ronald 3 I)


SA: 27 (@SJUSoccer9)


PD: 0 (@BigPaulerBrand @powerfulmre @Posted Alone @Turris x 7 @TheZoneBoyZz and @Peck l87l)


GF: 25 (@Ghost I48I)


GA: 71 (@l RISKTAKER l)


PPKE (PK%): 43.8% (@Lacky x 91 and @TacTic MaRio)


P2E (PP%): 0% (@CLiiNcH and @xDeedss)


SF: 43.9% (@Yicky Numbahs)


LG Rank: 32 (@Ghost I48I)


Defense


Wins: 0 (@Smitterr)


Goals: 0 (83 people not named @Broomball16)


Assists: 1 (@SmokinBoddy)


Points: 1 (@SmokinBoddy)


+/-: -36 (@SmokinBoddy)


Hits: 1 (@Grxffon)


Shots: 0 (@Fakie Assassin)


Shot%: N/A (@Fakie Assassin)


PIMs: 22 (@Himmyzoned)


GV: 234 (@mashle93)


TA: 29 (@FatLoadBrod)


INT: 48 (@NinxtyFour)


Blocks: 4 (@Alepiro)


PP: 25:56 (@ThePolopolo)


Pass%: 69% (@A Salty SaiIor)


SA: 4 (@Fakie Assassin)


PD: 0 (15 bums not named @Broomball16)


GF: 30 (@A Salty SaiIor)


GA: 74 (@SmokinBoddy)


PPKE (PK%): 50% (@ChiSouthSiderr and @l Mooosey l)


P2E (PP%): 0% (@I Luckyy l @Jimini x 14 @dthomas53 and @AKmatic_47)


SF: 3.1% (@SmokinBoddy)


LG Rank: 41 (@SmokinBoddy)


Goalies


Wins: 3 (@ChAsInG budZzZ)


Loss: 22 (@iCLuTcH x BeasT)


GA: 117 (@iCLuTcH x BeasT)


Shots: 196 (@Goalie Lama)


SV%: .720 (@JAAMx93x)


GAA: 4.36 (@JAAMx93x)


S/G: 11.2 (@Loxies)


SO: 0 (17 bums, including @PitcheRxSwaGx @TRMC BIGMAC and @Schwifty7)


LG Rank: 48 (@Goalie Lama)
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Nice to see my discussion with LG Mcdonald got this fixed. Gg.

 

Love to see it bossy you’re a class act my friend

 

Went 0-4 and didnt make the list?! What do I have to do?

 

Snubbed once again

 

Another 0-4 week should get the job done.

The East is too stacked. If your point totals were more up to All-Star standards, you’d be right there.

 

I refuse to get a shutty im running out of the net at this point

 

how am i not on the first line ???

 

@Ghost I48I congrats on all the awards you’re leading in man.