Introduction: Prepare yourself for a scorching roast as we delve deeper into the abyss of defensive disasters in Week 2 of League Gaming AHL. These defensemen took mediocrity to new heights, displaying a lack of awareness, agility, and all-around defensive prowess. Get ready to witness the unraveling of their defensive dreams as we unleash the harshest roasts upon their feeble performances. @I SK1PP I - APR: 30.0, Rec: 0-2-0, Pts: 3, G: 1, +/-: -5 (RD) I SK1PP I, the master of skipping out on defense, managed to combine offensive production with a spectacular minus-five plus-minus rating. It seems like his defensive strategy was based on skipping his responsibilities altogether. Who needs to defend when you can simply hope for a lucky bounce? @tbeattt - APR: 30.7, Rec: 0-3-0, Pts: 1, G: 0, +/-: -13 (RD) tbeattt, the defender who should be renamed tbeaten. With a mind-boggling minus-thirteen plus-minus rating, he might as well have been a ghost on the ice. Opponents likely celebrated whenever they saw tbeattt on the opposing blue line, knowing they had a free pass to the net. @AWardo - APR: 31.0, Rec: 0-2-1, Pts: 0, G: 0, +/-: -12 (RD) AWardo, the defender who went AWOL on defense, must have mistaken the ice for a tropical vacation. With zero points and an embarrassing minus-twelve plus-minus rating, it's clear that AWardo's defensive contributions were as elusive as a mirage in the desert. @xMxrtel - APR: 33.3, Rec: 0-2-1, Pts: 2, G: 0, +/-: -8 (LD) xMxrtel, the defender who seemed to be on a permanent vacation, managed to rack up two points while neglecting his defensive duties. Unfortunately, his minus-eight plus-minus rating revealed a defensive game as sturdy as a house of cards in a hurricane. Perhaps it's time for xMxrtel to trade in his hockey stick for a beach towel. @MikeyThomas7 - APR: 35.0, Rec: 0-3-0, Pts: 0, G: 0, +/-: -13 (LD) MikeyThomas7, the defenseman who couldn't locate his own net, achieved the remarkable feat of contributing zero points and accumulating a mind-numbing minus-thirteen plus-minus rating. His defensive play resembled a lost puppy, desperately searching for its way back home. @lChris Ml - APR: 35.1, Rec: 0-3-0, Pts: 4, G: 1, +/-: -8 (RD) lChris Ml, the one-man show who forgot defense was a team effort. While he managed to find the scoresheet with four points, his minus-eight plus-minus rating exposed his defensive liabilities. lChris Ml's focus on personal success left his team's defensive zone resembling a barren wasteland. @Smitzky - APR: 35.4, Rec: 0-3-0, Pts: 1, G: 0, +/-: -7 (RD) Smitzky, the defender who played defense like a sleepwalker, stumbled through Week 2 with minimal impact. Despite contributing one point, his minus-seven plus-minus rating highlighted a lack of defensive awareness and a knack for leaving opponents wide open. It's a wonder if Smitzky even realized he was on the ice. @xCENTRULLAx - APR: 35.5, Rec: 0-3-0, Pts: 1, G: 0, +/-: -8 (LD) xCENTRULLAx, the defender who couldn't find the center of his defensive responsibilities. Despite chipping in with one point, his minus-eight plus-minus rating exposed his inability to anchor the blue line. It's safe to say that opponents found a gaping hole in xCENTRULLAx's defensive game and exploited it with glee. @NotSlxmShxdy - APR: 36.7, Rec: 0-2-0, Pts: 0, G: 0, +/-: -3 (RD) NotSlxmShxdy, the defender whose defensive skills were as smooth as a rough gravel road. With zero points and a paltry minus-three plus-minus rating, he struggled to make any impact in his own end. It's clear that opponents considered NotSlxmShxdy a welcome mat, effortlessly stepping over him on their way to scoring chances. @xMecciah - APR: 37.0, Rec: 0-2-1, Pts: 1, G: 0, +/-: -8 (RD) xMecciah, the defender whose defensive efforts were more like a comedy act than a serious display of skill. Despite contributing one point, his minus-eight plus-minus rating showcased a defensive performance filled with more holes than Swiss cheese. It's no wonder opponents saw xMecciah as an open invitation to launch offensive onslaughts. Conclusion: Week 2 in League Gaming AHL witnessed a collective display of defensive incompetence. These defensemen, whether disappearing in their defensive zone or neglecting their responsibilities, turned the blue line into a playground for their opponents. As they continue their struggles, it remains to be seen if they can resurrect their defensive abilities or if they'll forever be remembered as the laughingstock of the league.
