I want to start by saying I hope everyone has a great season filled with laughter and forging new friendships or strengthening old ones. My knowledge of the current ahl player base is severely lacking so I went with what limited resources I had at my disposal. MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED FANTASY AWARD - @Suge I91I I guess Suge decided 1 volatile player on his roster wasn’t enough so he doubled down. @BaduIov and @ySnowy .. this duo could potentially lead Grand Rapids to a Calder or both be banned by week 2, I don’t think there’s any in between. Both are my boys but good luck keeping these two happy, you certainly have your work cut out for you! DR JEKYLL OR MR HYDE AWARD - @Lacky x 91 I don’t know you personally so don’t be offended. 8.5 million buckaroos for a guy with a 56-101 career AHL record and -90 seems like madness. Although you put up 83 points last season so maybe you’re just a late bloomer? What version of Lacky does Hartford get.. if it’s anything but the s46 version things could get ugly real quick. 1985 TOYOTA CAROLLA AWARD ( takes a lickin but keeps on tickin ) - @VVaGs82 This might be the first and only LG award Wags has ever won, so this is kind of a big deal. It seems like nothing can keep this guy down - disastrous season, eating a ban, deteriorating thumbs, rumors of a him being the true mastermind behind Kennedy Assassination!?! The man’s still here, still relevant and I’m sure he’ll play well and find ways to make himself useful to Bridgeport’s management team. WHOSE WHO IN A ZOO ZOO ZOO AWARD - @Rygerian I thought gaming clans died years ago are they back now? What the hell is with all these Links man. Can’t tell if I’ll be intimidated or laughing when I load into the DR and see a family of Links. @Link Daily @Link2High @Link5966 @LinkEdward @Link4u484 @2inthepink1intheLink @NiceLinkCoat @KitchenLink good luck this season boys!! THE JESUS CHRIST AWARD - @Not Darthy Much like Jesus died for our sins and was resurrected Darthy has followed a similar life/career path. Darthys death was in s35 playoffs when he went 0-7 in playoffs (but still won a Calder) and I’d like to think his resurrection took place during this bidding. That fat 2.75m contract, who could have predicted we would be here today. It wasn’t long ago Darthy couldn’t show his face in public and now he’s big time, congrats my man! <3 EIFFEL TOWER AWARD ( bc you’re only as strong as the buddy holding you up on the other side ) - @Villvon 10 & @ThePolopolo and @Brian1591 & @I SK1PP I It’s a tough ask when you and someone else are half your teams cap. If things get tough they can atleast lean on one another for emotional support like the guys from Brokeback Mountain did. Just remember boys with great power comes great responsibility! All 4 are very solid defenseman and I’m sure will play well.
Sources are saying @Villvon 10 and @ThePolopolo have decided to take turns paying for Islanders team dinners, what nice guys!
