Janet's SuperBowl halftime "show"

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  1. XBoxJon

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    Janet's SuperBowl ha

    Why did they think we needed to see ~40yr old's scank boob w/ pastie. It's bad enough that we had to watch her and a bunch of other has-been's lip sync. Was this Justin's attempt to one-up Britney's lip lock with Madonna last year? Puffy, Nelly, Kid Rock... time for some new material guys. Those songs you guys karaoke'd to were popular 3yrs ago.

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    Lol, just found this:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4131637/

     
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    Ya i thought puffy was the worst part of that halftime show, but this took the cake, although i like the idea, but why couldn't it have been Jessica Simpson?!?
     
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    She would never sink that low. She's pretty wholesome and still has a career. Janet on the other hand....

    The whole halftime show was completely awful, and the HDTV version had horrible audio dropouts to boot.... CBS is getting bashed for all angles here. They would have been better off having Aerosmith struggle through another set at halftime.

    PS. Found another (bigger) HDTV screen capture of the pastie shot:

    http://www.kaleirish.com/hdtv/sb2004/janet_2004_superbowl_pastie_01.jpg
     
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    Ummm... I don't know - I dug it (the Jackson Flash). I'll take a Janet Jackson flash any day of the week, or a Jessica Simpson. Janet may be 40-something, but she's hot as hell - but next time I want it without the pasties. The lip synching is lame as hell - please, get some performers who can sing live. Kid Rock seemed to be the only one who sung live.
     
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    Yea, it sucked. Jessica and Nick shoulda sang together :-&
     
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    Jessica Simpson is wholesome? She of the "I'm and idiot" reality show? Please... you've gotta be kidding. If I were to gauge someone's "wholesomeness" I'd take a boob shot versus an idiot that puts themselves on a reality TV show any day of the week.
     
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    Yea, Jessica Simpson is pretty dumb......but she is a lot hotter than Janet.
     
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    I say bring on Metallica. Now that would be a great halftime show. As long as they played their old classics.
     
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    Well, we're talking degrees here. They're both hot. Janet is beautiful, so is Jessica, but I wasn't discussing their physical merits.
     
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    lol, I was...and Janet is UGLY....looks like Michael with longer hair....yuck!!!!
     
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    Soad - that's the best post I've seen. I'd love to see Metallica singing "Seek and Destroy" during the halftime show, with James and crew just tearing up the stage.
     
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    Yeah, he was the only one actually using singing. The band was all air guitar though (which is typical/expected for these things). Kid Rock was better pre-Pamela for sure.

    BTW. One of these west coast gang bangers needs to put a bullet in Puff Daddy, he's such a poser.

    On the boob thing, I like nudity as much as the next guy... don't take away my man card on me. :laugh: But it was a total disgrace when you're hosting a Super Bowl party with lots of kids watching the show :shock: (not that I had any control over it). Guess I'll have to clear out all of my nieces and nephews from the home theater next year.
     
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    Hell yeah and maybe finish it off with Sanitarium. I'd pay for that halftime show.
     
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    Amen to that. They'd actually play live too, none of this vocals over pre-recorded music crap. Not to go completely OT here, but too bad about that St. Anger album, utter crapola. James needs to fall off the wagon and get back to the bottle and writing good music.
     
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    Lattdogg - You're joking right? Have you seen Janet's videos? The woman is a stunner! You think she looks like her freak brother? Time for a date with the optometrist dude.
     
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    I'm sorry, but everytime i see Janet, i keep picturing Micheal Jackson
    *shivers*

    Maybe i was scaried as a child =P~
     
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    She's old enough to be his mother.
     
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    Hey, I just think she is very ugly, I hate that "Jackson" nose they all have...it is discusting, and I know a lot of people who think the same.
     
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    They don't have a Jackson nose man - it's called plastic surgery.
     
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