Hey Shush! Justice Thought this was amusing. http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/01/12/lawyer.jokes.arrest.ap/index.html
Heheh! Well in three years I'll be one (attending Columbia U. School of Law this fall). I think the jokes are well-deserved though.
Good for you Ted. Focus when you're a 1L and the rest is gravy. Oh yeah... then there's that bar exam.