Ah wtf

So I am watching the Pens/Flyers game and what happens? I fall asleep, and wake up and noticed my bowl of chips scattered all over and my bottle of water emptied on the hard wood floor. I don't know how this happened, but I narrowed it down to two things:

A- A crackhead broke into my room and was eating my chips and drinking my water but was startled when I rolled over.

B- Well, I am working on that one.

 

C. You fell asleep with shiit in your hands.

 

Why would I have feces on my hands Mr. Gerbox?

 

This seems like something I'd feel the need to tell people when i was 15

 

I'm not a Doctor.

 

I'm just dying to add something snappy into this thread, unfortunately my brain just can't come up with anything.

 

I said Mr. not Dr. :|

 

C. you fall asleep with the items found discombobulated in your hand(s)

 

Oh I'm well aware.

 

but did you stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

 

Well I'm a self proclaimed doctor......K-E-S-S-E-L #81 :mrgreen: