12 beers deep.. And a joint

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    First off.. How the fuck they gonna trade me when i went 2-0-1. And the only loss came to swiftys 10" strap on, when i felt like me and chi were 3rd lined.. Non the less we still went 2-0-1.. So im lil salty.. They traded me for some "d man" named tookie. That went 0-2 with the same line and d partner.. Apparently he is better and gonna bring the team wins.. An up grade.. Moving on.. Smitty.. The logical one.. Must have seen me on the block n seen a gold mine, made the move of the year and got me, hes my master now... Removin my pp from schrineys Mouth n my hand from smittys thingy.. @JaguarJeff13 is the best rd/rw in the game, will outshine you on d.. And out score you regardless of his defensive responsibilitys.. Sorry jeff, my mom say hey... Kareel already knows;)
    All i ask is to be put against you lgbq fwrds that call themselves good.. Heres my list of my dominate d men i raised.. @aCanadianGamer @DaredElliot , goalies.. @BlaNchet98 @TRMC BIGMAC .. I made these men.. I will say @DaredElliot is actually a better d man than me and the only 1 i will bow down to.. His swedish connection and how he manages to be better than tookie.. Whoops i meant than 90% of you. @Schenn fucks fat bitches, @BlaNchet98 is the best goalie. that french fuck. @C4NADA is my cb hero and my other half.. Like what up bitch.. Raise your hand when he is present.. That kid playin on Providence aint shit, just you aint shit defensivley. @IM HEARTLESS323 is a good goalie.. If he had actual d men, ily poopie.. You deserve better.. OG. People that you think are good arent. Im a defensive d man, dying breed .. Top 10 in points.. Top 10 in +\-, t/g 0!. 5-0-1. Top 3? In hits.. Calculated. im a fkn beast.. And im only gonna do it for @SmiTTy x 12 .. and @I Eden l @I WIZ I . Only 3 i do it for, makin these gs look good while we get these dubs. Btw.. Eden had a 30 sum save ot winner game.. Fun fact @Josh55777 and i owned ontario and got this eden clown and we lead the league in pts.. At one time with the toughest div.. shout out to @Shockz gotta admit.. as u think im nuts.. (i ran successful chl teams witch many of my players are standouts from chl.. @Schenn @BlaNchet98 @TRMC BIGMAC) just to name a few, there is plenty that played under me. They thank daddy regulatory.. Especially big mac.. Acts hard.. But i was always hard from it.. Schenn fucks fat chicks after me and blanchet carring.. Im drunk.. @Josh55777 (only center better than @Sir William XII) @JaguarJeff13 my bros since day 1.. Josh had a kid when we owned Ontario.. Had to deal with welders frootie ass alone.. Josh is havin another baby.. He told me not to tell.. Some friend i am.. Next is jeffs bald Canadian head.. Conservative livin under that that treadue? Clown.. Guess they got somethin in commin.... Anyways.. Forever thankful to the forgotten . @xl NiTeOwL lx @KrawcH x @Coreymac27, jeff , me, @fp crespo. The original 6. N yes we beat all of them u look up to now. K im done.. bout outta beer n on my 4th eminen cd.. Oh yeah.. eden.. Your a savior man.. Love your play and your presence.. Smitty dont think of trading me, this where i wanna be. Whats a monster to a devil.. Shots fired
     
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    That was over 2 hours.. Eminem, t.i. Gates. Cuz the media in the ahl blows. Mike scott aint shit, chisouth is too nice.. Wheres c4nadas media.. Hate to see us collab
     
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    Lol whys that, cuz i was fun n named off 5 better players than u have in 3 years?
    It took me beer n weed. It took u thought to come up with the nonsense you say. No hate.. As snoop says " love is love"

    Theres a reason why you were "formerly" known as MR mike scott.. Now your just mike.. If that isnt a stone cold stunner than my childhood was a lie
     
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    I’ve never seen such a large group of barely mediocre players at’d in my entire life

    minus eden and wiz
     
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    But thats the thing.. I seen what ppl call good.. They may have done good a season with certain ppl. And we seen these people pull out the bloody tampon when there buddies didnt bid high enough and quit like @Laine Buddy when he quit last night. 3/4th this league isnt good at adapting or learning. You have buddies n a cult.. Look at the nhl.. Chl tc quality.. While decent nhl players are chl ra.. Lol too much pussy shit for me.. The people i named r good .. The people the majority of the community names r strokin each other after a bernie sanders rally and r nothin without their buddies holding their hand
     
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    I can guarantee you, if people would not ego poopie. N he had people play n back him up, hes better than most. @I Eden l if he believes in his own words than will back poopie up.. 12-1 his winger bitch boy with no points laine quitting. He had no support , so for that statement correct me.. Now for jeff fuckih my mom.. N schenn fuckin fat bitches .. Smitty bein perma blue these are educated guesses.. But 99.999% proven.. Like a trojan
     
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    Alcohol, jeffs moms vagina breath.. Joshs kid is actually mine..srry bro
     
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    Heres the deal. Im fun, n post you look n read n rate. Now thank your daddy. If you need tips.. Hit up thefukinon.. Thefurukionone? Whatever it maybe
     
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    You're still ACTUALLY bad.

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    Im glad someone gave you a chance.. Looks like schrieny had his way with you, do you need the rape prevention line?
     
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