Anaheim Ducks The Polska era is over and Ray is learning first hand how annoying it is to run a team. Some key guys are underperforming but the team is still seeing a moderate level of success in a tough division. At least there are no more "Quacks" in the shoutbox. Arizona Coyotes The go-to guys seem to be doing their thing and the team is knocking on the wild card door. Still lots of time left. The brothers Moran are hopefully learning you can't build solely through the draft. Boston Bruins Management group definitely not getting the credit they deserve. Some major tinkering in spite of a strong start. How long until the aggressive trading reaches the point of diminishing returns? Buffalo Sabres Ownership shake-up, probably for the best. Still, the team is where most people thought they'd be. First rounder already been traded away... RIP. Calgary Flames Confusingly bad right now, dropped seven in a row. I believe in Loops and late season pushes. The Flames will heat up, pun intended. Carolina Hurricanes Rise of the Ninja. I told you so, dummies. Also, depth guys are playing lights out. Chicago Blackhawks I pushed for the good Desy to be an owner two seasons ago and this is why. First place all while using ECUs three times per week. Sorry worse Desy. Colorado Avalanche Best Last 10 record in the league right now at 8-1-1. Nav showing he can be successful away from Odie. If I had anything negative to say, CoUnTeR-AtTaCk43 would be in the comments 15 or 16 times having arguments with people. Columbus Blue Jackets Repeating is hard. Jeff contract still incredible. PtP contract still as dumb as it was last season. Dallas Stars Chiefer having some personnel issues, RIP vikes. As always, team is at or knocking at the door to the top of the standings. Always the bridesmaid. Detroit Red Wings Underrated roster. Will be a nuisance in the playoffs. Baris is overrated. Edmonton Oilers Whelp... Firemike is a really nice guy. Somehow B-Bunny, you deserve this. Florida Panthers / Maritime Alcoholics He wanted all the east coast boys on the same team. He thought it would be fun. The all love late games and lag. Los Angeles Kings One of the major dominos just fell in a smart and much needed re-tool trade. Illy will find a way to make this team successful one way or another. Illy is still a maniac. Minnesota Wild Internal reflection. Many deep Agger sighs. Goodbye sneaky Coley. Montreal Canadiens Art imitates life. Frenchie trades / Call Up's will definitely help. See Coyotes comment about building through the draft. Nashville Predators Recki told me he knew what he was doing with fake gohawks. Recki needs a hug now. Oh look, woy and franky are still in this league. New Jersey Devils Better than you thought they'd be. Weird that nick has less starts than the other guy. But hey, 3rd place in the Metro! New York Islanders Once they start scoring, you're all gonna be in a lot of trouble. For now, blame Sparty. New York Rangers I wonder if Dek would rather be on a cup contender as a 3rd liner again? Nick and Ovi look good. Is Hazee tall enough to reach 20 wins again? Ottawa Senators 6-2-0 at home, hmmm? West Coast, Best Coast. Dubz is much better than you think he is. Philadelphia Flyers Welcome to the city of brotherly love, patdene. Starting Pindy, too sad. If Matty can tighten up the boys on D, they'll be in good shape. Pittsburgh Penguins For best results, play the Frenchies together. I'd rather have Coley for 3 seasons at 750 than two picks and whatever else was moved. I like when you message me first thing in the morning. San Jose Sharks Can this fucker catch a break already? Actually don't, you're right on my heels. RIP FALK, RIP Bruch, I love stupid beard face JP. St. Louis Blues Welcome to the biggies, kids. Labrat is criminally underrated. Still better than the Baris Blues. Tampa Bay Lightning Great start, bolts! Now it's time for first lines all the time. Should have slow played the boys. Toronto Maple Leafs Leafs in a playoff spot?! Right, Budz is gone. Leafsfan actually loves the B's Vancouver Canucks Carm said he wanted the S3 Ducks and the S3 Ducks fucking sucked, so I guess he got what he wanted. Seriously though, this team is way better than their record and it's still very early. Vegas Golden Knights New Kids On The Block. Our fault your schedule sucks. We've only been this good because we get to snort coke off Celine Dion's weirdly long legs every night. Washington Capitals 11-6-1, 2nd place in the Metro. I believe this is where Maddens gets to tell all you guys to fuck yourselves. Especially if Ryno works out. Winnipeg Jets Good start by a management core who have played together a long time and are taking advantage of people thinking they're worse than they are. Team looks good right now. Mattherock uses classic controls. Until next time, dummies. P.S Stop bugging Vezina for logos, you fucking ungrateful savages.