31 Thoughts - A Team by Team Review in 3 Sentences or Less.

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    :team31:Anaheim Ducks

    The Polska era is over and Ray is learning first hand how annoying it is to run a team. Some key guys are underperforming but the team is still seeing a moderate level of success in a tough division. At least there are no more "Quacks" in the shoutbox.

    :team28:Arizona Coyotes

    The go-to guys seem to be doing their thing and the team is knocking on the wild card door. Still lots of time left. The brothers Moran are hopefully learning you can't build solely through the draft.

    :team2:Boston Bruins

    Management group definitely not getting the credit they deserve. Some major tinkering in spite of a strong start. How long until the aggressive trading reaches the point of diminishing returns?

    :team18:Buffalo Sabres

    Ownership shake-up, probably for the best. Still, the team is where most people thought they'd be. First rounder already been traded away... RIP.

    :team29:Calgary Flames

    Confusingly bad right now, dropped seven in a row. I believe in Loops and late season pushes. The Flames will heat up, pun intended.

    :team74:Carolina Hurricanes

    Rise of the Ninja. I told you so, dummies. Also, depth guys are playing lights out.

    :team75:Chicago Blackhawks

    I pushed for the good Desy to be an owner two seasons ago and this is why. First place all while using ECUs three times per week. Sorry worse Desy.

    :team8:Colorado Avalanche

    Best Last 10 record in the league right now at 8-1-1. Nav showing he can be successful away from Odie. If I had anything negative to say, CoUnTeR-AtTaCk43 would be in the comments 15 or 16 times having arguments with people.

    :team6:Columbus Blue Jackets

    Repeating is hard. Jeff contract still incredible. PtP contract still as dumb as it was last season.

    :team9:Dallas Stars

    Chiefer having some personnel issues, RIP vikes. As always, team is at or knocking at the door to the top of the standings. Always the bridesmaid.

    :team10:Detroit Red Wings

    Underrated roster. Will be a nuisance in the playoffs. Baris is overrated.

    :team11:Edmonton Oilers

    Whelp... Firemike is a really nice guy. Somehow B-Bunny, you deserve this.

    :team23:Florida Panthers / Maritime Alcoholics

    He wanted all the east coast boys on the same team. He thought it would be fun. The all love late games and lag.

    :team76:Los Angeles Kings

    One of the major dominos just fell in a smart and much needed re-tool trade. Illy will find a way to make this team successful one way or another. Illy is still a maniac.

    :team30:Minnesota Wild

    Internal reflection. Many deep Agger sighs. Goodbye sneaky Coley.

    :team5:Montreal Canadiens

    Art imitates life. Frenchie trades / Call Up's will definitely help. See Coyotes comment about building through the draft.

    :team77:Nashville Predators

    Recki told me he knew what he was doing with fake gohawks. Recki needs a hug now. Oh look, woy and franky are still in this league.

    :team7:New Jersey Devils

    Better than you thought they'd be. Weird that nick has less starts than the other guy. But hey, 3rd place in the Metro!

    :team27:New York Islanders

    Once they start scoring, you're all gonna be in a lot of trouble. For now, blame Sparty.

    :team12:New York Rangers

    I wonder if Dek would rather be on a cup contender as a 3rd liner again? Nick and Ovi look good. Is Hazee tall enough to reach 20 wins again?

    :team20:Ottawa Senators

    6-2-0 at home, hmmm? West Coast, Best Coast. Dubz is much better than you think he is.

    :team4:Philadelphia Flyers

    Welcome to the city of brotherly love, patdene. Starting Pindy, too sad. If Matty can tighten up the boys on D, they'll be in good shape.

    :team78:Pittsburgh Penguins

    For best results, play the Frenchies together. I'd rather have Coley for 3 seasons at 750 than two picks and whatever else was moved. I like when you message me first thing in the morning.

    :team15:San Jose Sharks

    Can this fucker catch a break already? Actually don't, you're right on my heels. RIP FALK, RIP Bruch, I love stupid beard face JP.

    :team3:St. Louis Blues

    Welcome to the biggies, kids. Labrat is criminally underrated. Still better than the Baris Blues.

    :team21:Tampa Bay Lightning

    Great start, bolts! Now it's time for first lines all the time. Should have slow played the boys.

    :team1:Toronto Maple Leafs

    Leafs in a playoff spot?! Right, Budz is gone. Leafsfan actually loves the B's :team2:

    :team17:Vancouver Canucks

    Carm said he wanted the S3 Ducks and the S3 Ducks fucking sucked, so I guess he got what he wanted. Seriously though, this team is way better than their record and it's still very early.

    :team676:Vegas Golden Knights

    New Kids On The Block. Our fault your schedule sucks. We've only been this good because we get to snort coke off Celine Dion's weirdly long legs every night.

    :team14:Washington Capitals

    11-6-1, 2nd place in the Metro. I believe this is where Maddens gets to tell all you guys to fuck yourselves. Especially if Ryno works out.

    :team391:Winnipeg Jets

    Good start by a management core who have played together a long time and are taking advantage of people thinking they're worse than they are. Team looks good right now. Mattherock uses classic controls.


    Until next time, dummies.

    P.S Stop bugging Vezina for logos, you fucking ungrateful savages.
     
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    My reactions as I found this was a post.

    1. BJ writing a post...me and him are sick at 4s no way he says mean things.
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    2. Scan down read Detroit. First two lines are bangers. My getting ready to screenshot and post in Detroit discord to prove my worth to the boys: [​IMG]

    3. See baris is overrated. Clearly he means on defense and not as a 4s teammate. So I figure I'll take this one in stride and privately pm him on how he insulted my virtual pride.
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    4. Keep reading scroll past STL. My eye seems to have twitched and I clearly think I have seen something. I go back up squint and see BETTER THEN BARIS BLUES. Now I am ready to cry. Life has no meaning as even BJ has insulted me to my core. Me(hank) after reading the STL part:
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