AHL GM Purge Edition S29

E. Atlantic

Bridgeport Sound Tigers @axemurderer29 - CHL is dat way --->
This guy sounds like a fucking serial killer...but he did draft someone who has the most PIM on record for the CHL...I'll probably end up dead tomorrow....

Charlotte Checkers @jyeti15s - MEH
Yeti without the lax bro...it can't be possible

Hartford Wolf Pack @J MeeHoff 310 - Good
Costa on a 2 Season Contract just saved you 4mill in bidding 10/10

Hershey Bears @x Neal x 19 x - ELITE
Are you sure that is the Real Captain Kirk because i think it's a fake

Leigh Valley Phantoms @l McQuade l - MEME WORTHY
@Dr Yargage is owning again so you might as well quit now before he rips you're roster aprt...#PrayForLHV

Providence Bruins - @Gumba l11l ELITE
@DatsyukianxDeke @Drake0807 Don't play like a bunch of shitters the first three weeks then you'll be set

Wilkes Barre Scranton Penguins @Geonosis - MEH
Don't F*** it up

Springfield Thunderbirds @deathstwr99 - LUL
Can @l Stastny26 l run both Florida and Springfield at the same time...prolly not #Incompetence

E. North

Belleville Senators @NeatWay00 - RIP
Do you know de way back to the CHL because i do not de way

Binghamton Devils @I Am Wonger - ELITE
TOP DEFINITION - Wonger
The act of a woman, usually Asian, defecating on a dick during anal intercourse.

Laval Rocket @Provorov x 9 - SHITTER
Lots of shitty drafted prospects filling out the roster...might as well just quit now

Rochester Americans - @oNo RuThLesS - Abandon Ship
Who are you and why are you a GM?

Syracuse Crunch @Mees Top Cheese - Good
If only @M a x y l19l wasn't banned...#RIPTheDream

Utica Comets @l Mackie l - SEAL CLUBBING ELITE
Brodie is preparing the troops for some more Eastern Conference Seal Clubbing...

Toronto Marlies @LAZYKIDZinGA - Every Captain Must Go Down with the Ship
Still No AGM....Hire WWEJerome?

W. Central

Chicago Wolves @ll 7th ll - Good
Starting from scratch going into bidding...could go horribly wrong but 7th isn't an idiot so he should be good

Cleveland Monsters @LukeForceWalker - ELITE x 100000000
Schiz on $750k and Remy on $0....That alone would be a good start but almost the entire roster done?

Colorado Eagles @This Guy l 27 l - RIP
Having a goalie on a free contract? Ballsy

Grand Rapid Griffins @jdj71 - MEH
@That 1 Odd Guy 's name perfectly describes this team...

Manitoba Meese @rG Breezyy - ELITE
2 back to back final appearances for the lovebirds....3rd time is the charm?

Iowa Wild @l Murray x 30 l - Good
RIP my beloved @Pogs who has retired from management

Milwaukee Admirals @SenSei Dropshot - Prove it
CHL MGMT success does not always translate to the AHL...Good luck.

Rockford Ice Hogs @Air Raiders - Oh F*** ME
Laine Buddy as an AGM Free Contract...thats fucking debatable....

W. Pacific

Ontario Reign @Laporshkin x 71 - QC ELITE
QC Limit Exceeded...S29 Ontario Featuring Part 2 of THE

San Jose Barracuda @Brisan66 - M8LAD SHITTER
M8Lad's Deluxe Burger with Cheese please so i can watch Brisan go back to D without Oddiee to hold his hand

San Diego Gulls @Zacha l 37 l - JUST 2 ELITE
Zacha already has some contract steals before bidding starts. He's just too gud

San Antonio Rampage @Hammy x 27 - Prove It
San Antonio is officially TopKat free its a miracle

Stockton Heat @Axey19 - ELITE
Try not to be first rounded again please ? <3 Breath in the and then puff it out

Texas Stars @xxCARUCHxx - GO BACK TO X1HL
Carauch pays his players with HUT Coins and Big Baller Brand T-Shirts

Tucson Roadrunners @cadillac eldo - <----Titanic before it hit the Iceberg
You got you're work cut out for you...

Bakersfield Condors @DudleyDoWright5 - <---- Titanic After it hit the Iceberg
Dudley without Notorious is like butter without popcorn, it just doesn't work....neither does starting bidding with half of S28 Tucson's roster...​

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I wish I could rate this 100 times more.

 

10/10 because he didn't include you

 

I plan to, thanks buddy.

 

@Im Sean Avery What do you say we f*** this guy up?

 

Would not be surprised if your Binghamton’s devils scouting report landed you a 2 week

 

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I’ll see what I can do. No promises though

 

Cant fight now, was suppose to be a Rangers and it looks like Ill be an Islanders.
Still dont know how or what to think about this.

 

I’ll take it

 

Yeah well, does your team chat have sweet gifs and commands?

 

What did I just read?

 

I was included... And Jon hates me I was so surprised I didn't get shit on

 

" Dudley without Notorious is like butter without popcorn, it just doesn't work....neither does starting bidding with half of S28 Tucson's roster... " 100/100 died laughing

 

Texas Stars@xxCARUCHxx - GO BACK TO X1HL
Carauch pays his players with HUT Coins and Big Baller Brand T-Shirts

Can confirm

 

Moment of silence for my dude @M a x y l19l

 

@Mees Top Cheese To busy banging his hot GF

 

You're not Frank....