Since Thanksgiving is around the corner, there will be lots of people drinking & some might even watch the only hockey game that will be on TV (Edmonton @ Nashville) with some family, friends & loved ones. Some people like to play & invent drinking Games... Well, here is a funny list of all 30 NHL teams (Real Life) if they were alcoholic beverages. Enjoy!! :t31: Bombay Sapphire: Served in a plastic Disney souvenir Cup. :t28: Gin & Juice: Since no one has cared about them since the mid-nineties. :t2: Arrogant Bastard Ale: This one is self explanatory. :hbuf: Michelob Ultra: You know, technically it’s beer but really it’s not fooling anyone. Can’t compete with the real stuff. :t29: Flaming Moe: Only because I couldn’t resist a Simpsons reference. :t74: PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon): Because they both won an award that one time years ago. :hchi: JAGER BOMBS BROS! :t8: Stone Imperial Russian Stout: Like the Avs, this beer requires a few years in the cellar before it tastes best. :hcbj: Malibu Rum: No one actually hates it, but god there are so many better options… :t9: Fosters: Big in Texas, but imported from somewhere far better. :hdet: Budweiser: Classically American, reliable, but nothing flashy. :t11: Absinthe: You go in with high expectations but in reality it’s just awful. :t23: Triple Sec: Because you’ll typically go months without even remembering it exists. :t76: Tito’s Vodka: Trendy, highly-rated, but totally delivers. :t30: Jack & Coke: You know, a totally middle-of-the-road kind of drink. :t5: Raw Sewage & Gin: because ugh fuck Montreal. :hnas: Miller Lite: Boring & inoffensive but you’ll drink it if it’s on special or someone hands it to you. :hnj: Gin: Go away, no one likes you. :hnyi: Box of Hobo Wine: Drunk while ranting crazily about some made up time when they “used to be somebody”. :hnyr: Cosmopolitan: Consumed mostly by douchebags in suits that cost more than your monthly rent. :t20: Cherry Whiskey: Which is weak, pointless, Canadian, and easily the worst choice you can make. :hphi: Yards Brawler: Because of course Yards Brawler. :t78: Toss-up here, either; Schlitz: Because it went bankrupt & is gross... OR Mike’s Hard Lemonade: Because it’s the drink of choice for those who just started drinking. :t15: Tequila: Always start out really fun but end really, really badly. :t3: Ciclon Rum: You probably haven’t heard of it unless you really pay attention, but this rum is underrated and REALLY good. :t21: Bacardi: You drink it, you like it, but whatever who cares. :htor: Jagermeister: Drinking it for too long leaves you full of regrets. :t17: Bud Light: Both boring AND terrible. :t14: White Russian! :t391: Rolling Rock: Because literally any choice is a better one. I wish a Happy Thanksgiving to my American friends & to the rest of the Americans. Eat lots of food, have plenty of fun, drink plenty of Alcohol, get plenty of D0ME & make sure to be safe while traveling *winks* Hope to you see you all on the ice pretty soon!!
I know about American thanksgiving you fuckhead. I was making a joke. Learn to read internet sarcasm. You are the idiot. Please do not procreate.
i was trying 2 drink a beer and my mom caught me. som1 needs 2 ecu 4 me tonight i got my xbx taken away