Assdek: The top 5 cutest butts in LG

Alright gents. I'm not gay and really not trying to be, but trust me: a hole is a hole; and a butt is a butt. i don't care if your face looks like Shrek or Caitlyn Jenner, as long as you have buns i'm gonna stare at em.

Let's kick it off with #5:
@Ojibwe_skillz
This guy has got the nicest native asscheeks around the league (sorry @J Peeace ), hands down (my hands are down cause im tryna reach his butt)

#4:
@x4HxPESTILENCEx
Legend has it that this guy can sit for hours because his bum is so plump

#3
@Hunter_rolo
Basically the guy has no ass but he's the biggest ass around so his entire being gets #3 on my list.

#2
@hucableguy
This guy might have been on CHL TC prior to the season, but let me tell you why he was given AHL GM: his booty got my heart go boom boom

#1
@GonzoArmstrong's mom
This is a controversial take, butt i swear it's true (see what i did there?). She's got the bottoms of an angel. It's sad that she had to deal with gonzo even with that sexy posterior.





LMK if y'all want more writeups, i'm always down to chat xox

 

I'm legit #1 neck check

 

Crazy I’m not on this

 

You're #69

 

Top 5

 

nice

 

@azdek63 - My mom asked me to blow you a kiss for her... <3

 

Ur a fucking idiot

 

Hey there. I put up a lot of work on this. Please show some respect to people who make the league experience better! Smh

 

Cheek check

 

I feel disrespected

 

Great write-up Azdek! Amazing anal-ysis! (Ha!)

 

Hmm

 

I’m too dummy thicc to be left off this list

 

smoochies for you

 

@COULTER145 are you BUTThurt?

 

Jeez you rectum there!