Media Bad words

Discussion in 'Leaguegaming American Hockey League (LGAHL)' started by NotoriousFAT 00, Mar 20, 2019.

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Which LG "Bad word" do you find most offensive?

Poll closed Mar 27, 2019.
  1. Hum

    24.6%
  2. Dodge

    27.9%
  3. Cook

    47.5%
  1. NotoriousFAT 00

    NotoriousFAT 00 Media team member. Winegum aficianado. LG dad.

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    It's apparent that we here in the AHL are short on video based media like Quick Wrap this season but in reality I doubt it's been missed much. @SmiTTy x 12 gave it a shot but as I can vouch it is a huge undertaking to produce consistent weekly shows. For what is lacking in video is being completely crushed by the written word this season. Guys like @l SaIty I, @Im4thLineWorthy, @ThatZachGuy and @McCann l19l are delivering the goods with articles that are entertaining and informative. I for one wanted to let them know it's appreciated and nice to see. We really haven't had to my recollection anyhow many great or consistent articles written the last couple seasons. PS: @McCann l19l I challenge you to make a Kraft dinner prep video!

    But I've been sitting over here just kicking back and relaxing during my self imposed retirement. I have not been in the chat taking notes for future stories or bits to use on the show. I'm not spending hours researching boring ass stats. I'm simply just interacting, and for the most part it's been real enjoyable. Let me reiterate I said most of it has been enjoyable. There are some things I have been seeing that have really got my panties all knotted up. Specifically "bad words". Now I don't mean the typical bad words a 10 year old likes to fire off when no one is around like fuck and shit etc. The words at the epicenter of my rage hurricane are less offensive in day to day life but their complete misuse and overuse have got me spinning. So I have again decided for both your entertainment and my sanity to release the anger on the screen. A chance to sort of spill my ample guts and get it off my chest. I can't be carrying around this kind of rage at my age fellas. Let's fuckin' go!



    HUM: to express by making a vocal sound with the lips pressed together : to affect by humming

    Here's the first dumb fucking thing people say in the chat. Hum or humming. If you say this you are either:

    A) In a barbershop quartet.
    B) a bumblebee.
    C) Powered electronically. (like a vibrator)

    Saying we're "humming" in regards to your team sounds just fine when used sporadically. "Hey buddy did you see last nights game? Ya we are humming right now!" The issue comes in when you feel the need and have the desire to work it into almost every statement. This is also known as being a douche bag. "Humford is humming right now. HUMMMMMMM!" <--- This makes you look like an ass.



    DODGE: an act of evading by sudden bodily movement

    Ok dodge is next. Now frankly you guys are using the word correctly but this is a case of massive overuse. "You dodged ______." "_______ is dodging" "Why did you dodge ______?". I just can't look at the word anymore. It no longer has meaning to me. Have you ever tried just saying the same word repeatedly for a couple minutes? In all honesty it's meaning will begin to slip away. Science! It's gotten to the point where I get angry in traffic if I'm behind a Dodge branded vehicle. Watching Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller yuck it up in the 2004 classic Dodgeball has become distasteful. Let's find a new word to describe the action of not playing another player on LG. Your all young with soft spongy brains the potential is there although I fear the overuse of "dodge" rendered them useless.



    COOK: to prepare food for eating especially by means of heat

    Now this word offends me as a fat guy. Every single time someone in the chat spouts this off I get a bit excited almost as if something delicious is about to be served up. But nope! Just another millennial jack hole announcing his intentions or boasting of his abilities. I know what guys are trying to say by using it but it sounds so incredibly stupid in it's use here in the LG community it comes off as asinine. "We're gonna cook tonight" or just "cook" As if to tell people you plan to play well in your game(s). Isn't that all of our goals? Like I seriously doubt any team in LG turns on the old Xbox with the plan of not "cooking" in their game. My deepest apologies with exception of course to the members of the Laval Rocket. Those motherfuckers have never even stepped in a kitchen before. They would literally starve to death if it were not for drive thru's, skip the dishes and Uber eats.


    Good luck in the second half.
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    HUM NOW .HERE WE ARE
     
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    Duck Dip Dodge Cook and Hum
     
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    Not true. I offered. You would just have to accommodate my very western time zone ;)
     
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    @BullBreed333 please translate.
     
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    Every time 4th talks He always says HUM NOW or HUM NOW BOYS.

    Am I correct ?
     
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    Cook is the fucken stupidest slang word that has ever been on lg. Leave it up to two fatties to come up with that one
     
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    I shall never do a Kraft dinner! For they are the devil’s choice in cheese and cheese related products.

    Grilled cheese deserves better than that and so do you, my friend.

    Unless, of course, you were referring to the other “Kraft” in which I would exchange money for certain - post-massage favors - I could do that kind of dinner...
     
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    Please don't insult KD. It's the caviar of the poor. So versatile. So cheap. Much tasty!
     
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    Thanks for not dodging media for the whole season. This thread cooks and you should get back into media soon so we can all HUMMMMMM.

    Love,
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    So I'm assuming you've hated anything Hartford related as all 3 are constantly used by members of the organization.

    Well I dislike you.

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