Ballzy Check!

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  1. Ballzy06

    Ballzy06 Ballzy Check!

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    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year's guys. Some might know me some might not.

    Where has Ballzy been?
    Well my friends Ballzy has had sperm demons enter his life.

    How many sperm demons entered Ballzy's life?
    2 sperm demons have entered his life! The first sperm demon entered my life in 2018 and another in early 2020.


    Why has he signed up and not really played much?
    After the sperm demons entered my life I tried really hard to maintain on lg but it just wasn't doable. I thought I could but couldn't on multiple occasions in different seasons and different leagues.

    Is Ballzy a shitter?
    Yes, Ballzy is still and will forever be a shitter! Grease in the crease, a MilkTornado!

    What makes this coming season different?
    Well I've finally tamed the sperm demons and have went through rigorous NHL banana league testing as a player, while secretly preparing as goalie on my wife's account! Although I'm still bad and forever will be my availability is great and have no more issues with juggling the sperm demons!

    To all that know me I'm happy to be back! Wherever I may land A or C!

    To those that don't know me, best eat your Gooch cheese and sell them fingernails! Get ready for the CopperStone MilkTornado on the ice this coming season!

    One last thing,
    BALLZY CHECK!
     
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    Boz E Coyote The Worst

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    deathstwr99 JUST GONNA SEND IT - deathstwr99 CUP CHECK

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    This guy is a beaut
     
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