Please Vote! Bork's Division write up (West Pacific)

Hey AHL. it's me Bork, I'm part of the Foursome that is chisouthsider, roubidoo, and broomball. I might have been a little drunk when I wrote some of this so lets go.

Odds also Provided by Mr. Chisouth himself.

this is also my own opinion and its not up for discussion even though I would love to talk about it will be NUFD.

San Jose Barracuda

GM: @Vahey x 19

AGM: @Zach x 56

PAGM: @Guru x 26

Lines:

Lagsak-Virtsak-sterob87 / Flightn-guru x 26-Vahey x 19 / Dauntless x 29-RickHeinzGoalie-ClavyShow

Xgoalscorer9-o Black Fire x / Larry 1790- Zack x 56 / Wolfy I12l-cpenn4204

BIGPAWmcgraw-Creamsicle2011​

Roster Strengths:

Led by x (insert numbers here) squad of Guru, Vahey, and Zach who in my opinion have a rather balanced team with a mixture of offence and defensive minded forwards on their roster. If these guys can play a good system and trap well with all the lines listed above can steal games. Personally, the line of flight-guru-vahey would be their top forward line mix in the run and gun offence of Flight and Vahey, mix in the defense of Guru on center which will open up a lot of room on offence for both vahey and flight to stack up points .

Roster Weakness:

Defense and goaltenders. Outside of zach, larry and cpenn none of these names stand out to me. They truly don’t have a #1 dman or someone who will be able to shut down some of the top names in the A. goaltenders as well who are both 500k warriors both have rather average stats at goalie. Combine that with a moderate Dcore you don’t have much wiggle room to win. I hope when I look back at this post trade deadline that both zach and cpenn make me eat my words.

X-Factor: Flight

I expect to see flight be the top point getter for the cuda as well as to win them games.

Potential Breakout Player: Cpenn4204

Hope to see Cpenn make me eat my works about rating their defense as a weakness and to prove he is a good dman after a 10-10-2 season for the Dallas stars S37.

Best Contract: Guru x 26 1.0 mill

Worst contract: Larry1790 5.250 mill

*disclamier: Larry's a good defenseman just meat and potatoes. won't see any flashes of brilliance just quick ups, good point shots, and a lot of hits.

Projected division finish: 3rd/4th




Tucson Roadrunners

GM: @BozWPG

AGM: @jackD00P

PAGM: @Chunx

Lines:

Sbdr91-l Bossy l x22-jackD00p / Sty I27I-Averageboy-Bozwpg / x S m ii R k Y-chunx-IIx OMARK xII

Nightmare xX-Easy Marcaroni / AdxwA-WAT7T / l WIZl- BALLZY15

Chillyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-Czap17
​

Roster Strengths:

A very well-built roster that’s balanced up and down the ice with 2 cheap goalies as well. I love the addition of bossy and average a quick 1-2 Mayweather at C as well as the LGHL experience of Sbdr91. Mix in a bag of Easy Marconi to this for a well balance meal that D00P, Boz, and Chunx can enjoy. Hopefully this season won't turn sour like their Ontario team from last season.

Roster Weakness:

the goalies and @I WIZ I both of Tucson's goalies have rather average CHL and AHL stats but when you have a good top 4 on Defense they will do just fine. And just because its I WIZ I and he is a self-proclaimed top RD (love u wiz)
X-Factor: Easy Marconi

Potential Breakout Player: AdxwA

Best Contract: l Bossy l x22 2.750

Worst contract: Easy Macaroni 5.750

*disclaimer: very good and offensive minded Dmen are hard to find in the A let alone ones with LGHL experience

Projected Division Finish: 1st/2nd


Bakersfield Condors

GM: @Roubidoo (shitter)

AGM: @Tibbernac

PAGM: @lPastrnak 88l

Lines:

jojodevil91-Bouchrevolution-H0L7BY / The Treestone-Ipastrnak 88I-lNash 61

l Palat l 18 l-PoISoN x BRUIN-ImKrunchy

Roubidoo-TheCoyDuck / Tibbernac-Schennn / PuR3xeXoTiKz-Schtinker

Date Mist-The Magic Mooch​

Roster Strengths:

The big snake Roubidoo joins forces with Tibbernac and with El Donn Juan heading off to greener pastures in Vegas gives a solid left side for the condors. Mix in the choo-choo railroad line of Treestone, Pasta, and Nash as well as additions to poison bruin and bringing in one of the nastiest players on the devils last season in krunchy you have a potential offensive powerhouse. just need their third line to keep em afloat and 100% won't be lacking in discord or party Presence with the addition of TheCoyDuck however he needs at bare minimum 50 touches a game.

Roster Weakness:

Treestone and the goalies. Treestone is legit the worst player in the AHL right behind Zdeno x 17. The goalies going by stats are average however date mist being a mem cup winner might just get him that starting job. However, looking at their TC they have about 2-3 callup eligible goalers so expect some competition for the starter job.

X-Factor: poison Bruin

Potential Breakout Player: Krunchy

Best Contract: TheCoyDuck

Worst contract: IPastrnak 88I thanks to Rico505

Projected Division finish 1st/2nd


Henderson Silver Knights ( no knights logo so you get the old icaps)

GM: @AoN x CLUTCH

AGM: @I Kessel x 81 l

PAGM: @Sensaytions

Lines:

Clouds x92-I Kessel 81 l-IM So RaW x / Clamonttt-Schwifity7-newmapleleafs

ALWAYS CARRIED-AoN x CLUTCH-xl Higgins03 lx

Cholowski-Sensaytions / GiJoe Destro-I LouSkilz l / Rybish33-papa Clow

Tones Drop-TRMC BIGMAC​

Roster Strengths:

MGMT is their biggest strengths as well as goalies. I also expect clouds, schwift, and mapleleafs to continue the Henderson saga from last season. Kessel and AoN are hoping to have continued success from their MonSTARS from last season. Expect tones and bigmac to really carry the torch here and hopefully steal them games. A lot of firepower from top to bottom out of their forwards.

Roster Weakness:

Their Defense needs a little work no top line but some clear-cut average Dmen on these Knights let's hope they can make me eat my words and bring Henderson to the promise land.

X-Factor: Schwifty7

Potential Breakout Player: Clamonttt

Best Contract: TRMC BIGMAC

Worst contract: N/A

Projected division finish: 5th/6th



Palm Springs Firebirds

GM: @Velocity I7I

AGM: @T E A L x 17

PAGM: MIA

Lines:

Rant 96-Im Duubzy-Stav98 / ScawtyPippen-BK_0994-T E A L x 17 / stealthstrike67-Ksw-Prospy x 20

Faxcher-Savage_kiills / TheBobbyOrr4-Velocity i7i / saladraidxr-Beartuzzi98

Clickk9578-Le1AnOnly1
​

Roster Strengths:

Good tandem in Ksw and stealthstrike just hopefully they can match a nice winger to bolster up their top line as well as the stud Tbeat sitting on TC maybe move some cap call them up? Le1 should be expected to be their top G this season as well.

Roster Weakness:

Their defense is pretty below the rest of the division which will hold them back from being in the top 4 hopefully throughout the season find some studs to trade or see what's available on TC in Amateurs or Vets who fell to CHL bidding.

X-Factor: Ksw

Potential Breakout Player: Stealthstrike67

Best Contract: Ksw 1.75

Worst contract: Rant 96 cause @XenoSZN said so

Projected division finish: 6th/7th



Stockton Heat

GM: @killamilla6

AGM: @bjjkdci

PAGM: MIA

Lines:

I sleatz x 19i-Doitlive23-KermieFinesse / Patmo x 16-Bartlettt-YourBoiRaine

Silverfox008-(II_19-Toews)-Pecki87i

Xdrewy—Beilal-i96i / killamilla6-I I J ROCK I I7 / bjjkdci-Freesh4Days

IORIO EMPIRE- IXI NIE IXI
​

Roster Strengths:

good forward group and nice MGMT duo on D. patmo is finally off the 8. whatever contract thanks to dumbasses like @broomball and hopefully see him do a lot better on a team with more cap space to get a better supporting cast around him lack of DPs make me a little nervous cause the team can go tits up and could be hard to do upgrade trades.

Roster Weakness:

5 RDS and 1 LD. Unless both killa and bjjkdci are switching to LD the maths just doesn’t work out. Backup goalie could be an issue in NINE however empire can def carry the torch and expect him to play about 6 games a week possibly more we will see.

X-Factor: bjjkdci

Potential Breakout Player: patmo x 16

Best Contract: empire 1.250

Worst contract: Bartlett 5.000

Projected division finish: 5th/6th



San Diego Gulls “SQUAKKK”-Sharp l0l

GM: @mashle93

AGM: @Achilles Strife

PAGM: @l Lavoie x 97

Lines:

I Zuumai-I Lavoie x 97-Achillies Strife / williams x12x-RY0NN-Evasive i24i

RJYorke-HabsAreReligon-I Zegras I

I Wreckineyez I-john i27i / Killer baretQC1-Mashle93 / Smroc11-xXRuderXx

Aerotonic-I Saucy x 17 I
​

Roster Strengths:

Good 2 forwards lines and a nice contract in Lavoie mmix in the fornite god williams x12x and toss in a Calder goat in RY0NN and you get a pretty good forward group Mashle is looking to have a good revenge tour and prove that s37 reign was just a minor setback for his AHL career

Roster Weakness:

2nd string G and their D, John I27I is a very good puck moving dman find him a good dparter and you'll have a good core. Their 2nd string G in saucy doesn’t look great in my books no stats to go and look back upon but I'm also not the smartest man in LG so I hope this age poorly.

X-Factor: RY0NN

Potential Breakout Player: Mashle93

Best Contract: I Lavoie x 97

Worst contract: RY0NN

Projected division finish: 3rd/4th

Ontario Reign

GM: ?????

AGM: ?????????

PAGM: Lord X Finesse

Lines:

NO SWEET FUCKING CLUE

Roster Strengths:

The newfs in Sprucemoose91 and Drake0807 won't be top 10 in points but will be top 5 in hits, Big Mary’s ate, and laughs. Hope these boys find a good team come trade deadline. Schwatz drops down from the N after a nice S32 run with those cudas thanks to JDJ for getting him s31. See him be the best player on the reign and shipped off to a contender before the deadline.

Roster Weakness:

this team just isn't built good honestly. A lot of work will need to be to put in to make this team better and idk how it will happen also no free contracts and just the PAGM in Lord x Finesse to run the team RIP. And xPolskaaa—92 guy talked so much shit after an average season with a good roadrunner team so get shit on.

X-Factor: Schwatz83

Potential Breakout Player: Drake0807

Best Contract: Schwatz83 1.000 2S

Worst contract: Mxzzin 5.250 sorry chief hope next season will be better

Projected division finish: 9th maybe 10th



-if you got to here without losing brain cells id love some feedback and this was completed pre week 1 before traids/games have been played.

 

Now Bork is worth the 1st and 3rd

 

Great write-up! Love the media

 

Get wrecked @xPolskaaa--92

 

Nice work, the league needs and loves these write-ups. Always a good read.


"-if you got to here without losing brain cells id love some feedback and this was completed pre week 1 before traids/games have been played"

mxzzn was not on my roster week 1

 

not gonna lie my document got shagged today when i edited it so i had to redo just your entire team and forgot he was traded

 

nice write up, not enough Ys imo

 

@Spacelessbark excellent media bud. Finally someone who understands I need my touches.

 

The Disrespect here

 

What a joke

 

Great work on the media. Love to see it

 

Thanks for the mention! The disrespect to @Easy Macaroni though to spell Macaroni incorrectly three straight times, only to spell it correctly when calling him the worst contract

 

At least you were generous enough to spell my gamertag correctly in the worst contract section. 4th time's the charm! I kinda like Easy Marconi. Makes me sound like a mobster!

 

Self proclaimed Top Dman here

 

well shit, that's what I get for getting drunk and doing this my bad chief

 

friebrids

 

Stockton winning the division

 

Appreciate the nice words bark. Keep up the good work buddy

 

3 weeks later

 

@Spacelessbark