Breakfast Food Power Rankings

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  1. xCROSBYx l87l

    xCROSBYx l87l Phil Kessel is a 2x Stanley Cup Champion

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    Hello, my name is Crosby and I don’t put pineapple on pizza because I’m not a low-life piece of garbage.

    Here are my breakfast food power rankings (please keep in mind that I am fat and these are 100% correct):

    1.) Bacon - this shit is obvious

    2.) Eggs - goes with bacon

    3.) Toast - the most versatile

    4.) Cereal - quickie version of food

    5.) Pancakes - can make into Mickey Mouse head shape

    6.) Waffles - crunchier pancakes

    7.) French toast - bread dipped in egg, what the f**k else you want?

    8.) Orange Juice - yes it’s a food, go f**k yourself

    9.) Oatmeal - lure senior citizens to your basement

    10.) Pizza - when your life doesn’t matter so you eat the ice cold pizza out of the box on Sunday after drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. Save some for the lovely lady you brought home from Chuck E’ Cheese

    I hope you enjoyed.
     
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    Please retire again,
     
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    xCROSBYx l87l Phil Kessel is a 2x Stanley Cup Champion

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    UZI l93l Lil Uzi Vert, like who the fuck are you?

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    this is the worst and most pointless thread Ive ever seen...
     
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    macros73 Just This Guy

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    Best media post so far in s30. Please update to include songs for your rankings I hear kids like that shit.
     
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    Garis93 and they don't stop coming

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    I hear we didn’t ask.
     
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    xCROSBYx l87l:
    "Well ladies and ladies, it’s time.

    I have played in 99% of the seasons since Season 17, I’ve managed to meet so many wonderful people including my now best friend ( looking at you @Hopes Downfall ) during my time on this website. Some obviously not so nice or good but for the majority, it’s been a great time. I’ve always looked at threads like this one and thought that they ******were cheesy****** but it feels like a nice way to wrap it up............

    ..........And thank you, to all of you fellow members of LG... especially the guys that have been here for about the same amount of time that I have. It’s been fun competing with the best there is in this league. People chirp and joke about living for the game but when you’ve been here for 5+ years and manage teams where on certain nights you are online for 3+ hours, it really does become a big part of your life.

    I owe a lot to this league and the people in it, for letting me enjoy myself while I was here. I really do want to thank everyone that I’ve ever come in contact with and I hope that nobody feels left out.

    ***I might pull a Brett Favre at some point**** in the future but for now, take it easy fellas. It truly has been a pleasure. Let’s Go Pens."

    source: https://www.leaguegaming.com/forums/index.php?threads/my-retirement.272682/

    why did you make this dramatic post about retiring if you were just gonna play the next season anyway?
    i'm only salty because now i'm gonna have to try and defend against you and i thought i would be spared from that for at least a couple seasons.

    also....
    1. bacon
    2. sausage
    3. hash browns
    4. eggs
    5. corned beef hash
    6. french toast
    7. bagel (cream cheese and bacon on it)
    8. pancake (with blueberries or chocolate chips inside)
    9. waffles
    10. oatmeal
     
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    im just a squid Well-Known Member

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    you’re from Pennsylvania and don’t even have scrapple on this list ....
     
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    xCROSBYx l87l Phil Kessel is a 2x Stanley Cup Champion

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    Lol I was 100% gunna retire but at the end of the day it is a helluva lot of fun playing and doing dumb shit like this breakfast post. Your list is passable.
     
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    Pancakes and sausage should be higher. Pigs in a blanket #1. This review is a 10/10 because I respect your breakfast opinion.
     
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    What the hell is a scrapple??
     
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    I had pizza for breakfast today! Should probably rank above oatmeal.
     
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    xCROSBYx l87l Phil Kessel is a 2x Stanley Cup Champion

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    I just had it below oatmeal because I like luring the elderly to my home.
     
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    the only breakfast relevant to LG history:

     
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    Worst and most pointless thread you've ever seen............so far :D
     
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    It's a bunch of weird shit nobody eats thrown together to make a meal for old people
     
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