Hello, my name is Crosby and I don’t put pineapple on pizza because I’m not a low-life piece of garbage. Here are my breakfast food power rankings (please keep in mind that I am fat and these are 100% correct): 1.) Bacon - this shit is obvious 2.) Eggs - goes with bacon 3.) Toast - the most versatile 4.) Cereal - quickie version of food 5.) Pancakes - can make into Mickey Mouse head shape 6.) Waffles - crunchier pancakes 7.) French toast - bread dipped in egg, what the f**k else you want? 8.) Orange Juice - yes it’s a food, go f**k yourself 9.) Oatmeal - lure senior citizens to your basement 10.) Pizza - when your life doesn’t matter so you eat the ice cold pizza out of the box on Sunday after drinking a whole bottle of Jack Daniels. Save some for the lovely lady you brought home from Chuck E’ Cheese I hope you enjoyed.