Chat Box Power Rankings AHL

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  1. Darse

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    Everyone knows how to masterbait, right? Yeah, what's that have to do with anything you ask? Nothing, here are your AHL Chat Box Power Rankings. Starting off with #5 we have @macros73, this guy can throw out some serious sauce. With his premature stubby thumbs, this kid can dish out character recking one liners he stole off google. The kids got to be on laxatives because hit shit flows. If I could rank the top 10 sluts in the league he'd be number 1 and 2 cuz the guy puts out. Only negative he never grew out of his high school stage. Side note, while you were watching phelps rail the Rio Olympics someone brought a little too much salt for their beef this weekend. Can we got a muzzle and cage for @Danky? Shout out to Tiddus for the 1 day mute. I would throw @Coach Crass in the rankings, but the guy is too serious. He definitely uses listerine white strips. If not, he's rubbing too much blow on his gums, his grin makes it snow. I feel like @Da Young Buck spits low key fire, but it's too hard to take him serious with that strapless chin guard. Can we get an LG Pacman for @PsycichTaco24 the kid swallows every puck he gets a chance at. He Quadruple raps his condoms before he goes in nets. Plan B? He only knows about saucin D, guy pulls Cougars. the worst chirper in the league is easily @dityboycom without question. #4 is coming straight outta the emporers new grove @Cronkzy97. Did this guy ever learn how to read? No he doesn't give a fuck what you have to say You could accuse him of being a homo and he'd make you come out of the closet. After he gets done railing his girlfriends mom he plays "I Just Had Sex" while his girlfriend bumps lines off his dick, beauty move #FreeHarambe @Hopestrome *Get Good* @Froza Aruzzi kid came out of no where the other day. You thought Michael Phelps was a goat, this kid was hitting the Soulija Boy coming out the womb. By 2, this kid was railing ski shots with sorority slu's. @VVaGs82 is the letters 2-4 in his gametag. And in #3 comes @Schaefa l14l he holds a special key that no one has in the chat box, his dick. Something @dityboycom doesn't have. Only chirp ditties titties has is "l1l Scum l0l" and I thought the shit I forgot to flush last week was getting old. Aaron Hernandez, gone forever.


    For you acid dropping ~*~*s, here's 2 tabs so it's not a total run on. Schaefa stuck with Nxgi in Toba during the roughs. Talk about 2 tags, Schaefa would team tag himself in to Nxgi's mother's bedroom late nights while Nxgi was EASHL'in. While she bong rips his cock @MadeOfTwoFaces is creeping 16 year olds on tinder. Coming in at #2 is the Qc duo @l SLIM x 8 l and l @Sakic x 19 l. These knuckle heads are the Mona Lisa of chatter. They keep those L's in their names so they can dish em out when they unload absolute FIRE chirps all over your wife's face. Get that girl a towel. AND THE NUMBER ONE CHIRP AWARD GOES TO @EricE30 @MeesTopCheese @SetoGucci and @Bake703. Although I've heard better chirps from a dead bird, these guys are always left out. Y'all are winners in my book.

    SHOUT OUT TO ALL THOSE STRIPPERS OUT THERE. Homeless men may have more walls than your vaginas, but lemme snort some lines off those titties. Y'ALL TRAPPING THAT PUSSY. Gotta love it, dish it out ladies @MrsOvechkin. Wear a condom #SCUMNATION

    (if any of you know me, none of this is serious. not trying to offend anyone)
     
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    Thanks for the mention but not sure if it was love or hate lol.
     
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    For only 75 HUT pucks a day, you could help this CHL crack addict find the love and attention he so desperately needs. Mistreated by his AHL management; left out in the cold that is the TC. It's only your daily HUT rewards, and there's better things you can do with it than save up for a worthless gold jumbo pack. People like @Darcy Kuemper and @Danky desperately need this help. Will you find it in your heart to provide for these poor players?
     
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    All I see is ramble ramble someone bid on me for ahl next season
     
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    Sakaids*
     
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    The fact you put NXT in there makes it worse than Darcy's
     
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    wtf
     
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    @l Sakic x 19 l why would you remove the real rankings? They were perfect.
     
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    Tinder has an age limit of 18. God, idiot. That's common knowledge.
     
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    SchaefaXIV G.O.A.T, Chat Presence

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    You've never used Tinder. Or you've never received a like and/or never look at a woman's profile. You probably just swipe right on everyone.
     
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    Bake703 Shake it before you Bake it

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    How can I swipe right on tinder while not using tinder?
     
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    You also lack the basic understanding of English I guess.

    You don't use Tinder OR are the rest of what I typed. GG
     
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    I'd GG but we all know I can't do that, Mr. Floaty.

    BTW anyone who knows how tinder or other dating/hook up apps work knows you just spam swipe right until you run out of likes, otherwise you don't get shit. GG.
     
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