It’s been a long time coming but I’ve been informed by my sources that the notoriously snake bitten @bodangles10 has finally reached the pinnacle of competitive sport by winning an LG PSN Stanley Cup. I would like to take this moment to congratulate him and his team of dirty frenchies. A lot of you young tik toking fidget spinners may not know me but I was once a legend of this league and the record will show I beat Composure once to back that up. I probably would have reached the highest heights of elite in this league if it wasn’t for my high moral compass. You see when I was coming up in the league I was being groomed by an older man that shall remain nameless. He promised me that one day I would be a member of the elite as my button skill was unreal sick yo but the one thing I had to do was show him my genitalia. When PTP asked me this I was shocked and felt very betrayed and I of course said “that’s gay bruh.” So needless to say I never quite became a household name but the ones who remember me will know the grit and just unrealz button skill I brought to a third line. Anyway, Congrats Bo.
Where to start Holy Coley and myself taught this cat everything he knows. Took him the better part of a decade to win the cup but he did it! Of course carried by Tommy, Moran and a bunch of rookies. He could have had the cup earlier but he sacked a guy name MolsterStallone in the minors for two years and ruined his chances of winning the cup with the Rangers. He moves over to the Knights and the rest is history! If he doesn't win the Norris trophy COLLUSION will be screamed through the LG community for years to come!
I showed restraint not pulling out my stat sheet. Only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
