Media Cuda, Shouda, Wouda... Didn't episode 2

So who Cuda, Shouda, Wouda… Didn’t this time? Well our week one opponents that’s who. You guys blow!


“Ya Cuda” been better quite frankly. What a disappointment it was to play against lesser skilled opponents like we had to week 1. Passing? Sub par. Skating? Is that what you call that? Do you realize how hard it was for @zBLINDZy and @lRaVaGe l21l to move out of the way of your shots? Like you purposefully aimed at their chests! Shoot for a corner you ankle benders so they can at least feign a weak attempt with the waffle board. Sad really.


“Ya Shouda” hit up some club games. Get some chemistry shitters! The absolute skill our defenders showed to over play in order to shunt you towards the desired lane was staggering. It’s like trying to heard a basket of kittens you all just spill all over the place. Great efforts were undertaken to make you look passable as upward standing humans and not sloped over cromagnon cave people. We did everything we could from joining your parties to let you know our intentions. Thumbs fellas, Get some.


“Ya Wouda” been absolutely hooped had we decided to turn off the charity fountain and start boot fucking teams like we have planned for week 2. Sure it’s an odd plan to “throw” week one to keep teams off our scent and to ensure them throwing 3rd lines at us as a feasible option going forward. But that’s the kind of genius you troglodytes don’t seem to be high functioning enough to absorb via osmosis. This management team has the high hockey IQ that far surpasses what you are able to cognize. Why did I use a word like cognize? What I should have said for you morons was “understand”. Dumb fucks.

The charade is over. We are master-baiters. Cuda start biting this week.

 

I butt chug this content.

 

People are curious why the cuda are doing so bad

Simple.

You have the worst goalie tandem in LG.

 

Guess it’s not my problem any longer Nabby.