Holy crap guys, well played. Last week of the season and spots 1-6 in the Eastern Atlantic are up for grabs. 6 point spread between 1-5... Simply phenomenal. Even after all of sakic's barely intelligible chirping the penguins are one point ahead of us in the standings, and we have a head to head tonight. I can barely keep my excitement in my Jorts. Regardless of what Sakic says to insult you, I don't think you're really as bad as the checkers. You're just like that cousin that your great uncle billy will throw horseshoes at because it's funny. I have some family issues. Springfield, good game last night, see you later this week for a rematch. Hopefully you guys pull a cigrits. Hartford, you're literally a pack of dogs that eat, sleep, and hunt together. I know we have some really odd people in this league, but that's especially wierd. Bridgeport... What the f#*% is a sound tiger? See poll. Portland... Yarrrrgggggg I guess what I'm trying to say is good luck this week, and remember to leave some room for lehigh in the playoffs Signed, Johnny Fivehole P.S. Checkers suck
Johnny you just make my tummy tingle. And idk, if the baby pens pull a Cigrits when I'm not even playing, they should just get banned