Elite Rage Messages

These are all soft.

Play top versus for any period of time and you'll have people looking your name/address up and threatening to come kill/cut/rape you. Until you've had someone snap a pic of their butthole with an Xbox webcam and send it to you mid-game, you haven't received elite rage messages.

 

I wanted to play in the next game but you made them all quit lol

 

Courtesy of 9gag..

 

your mother has a shitty gamertag

 

Hahahahahahaha I saw this on 9gag this morning, noticed that's where you got it from.

 

Found a couple of old messages from back in my versus days that I thought y'all might enjoy:

 

Oh, and one other one. Not a rage message but I thought it was funny. For those of you that still play those big games, is this guy still around?

 

I miss that kid, always was a great source of entertainment. All I remember from him was the signiture "UP UP UP!" Clearly this was sent after my time with him.

Shine on you crazy QC putain, shine on.

 

All i said was G Fucken G Nerd and go play 2s. Then he sent me this lol

 

kept killing a squeaker in GTA before he could get to the strip club to see boobies. He was displeased.

 

Not a rage message but still amazing.

 

So I'm reviving this thread because I just had a DOOZY of a game in versus on the One.

@King Colty (incase you're somehow on this website)

I won 4-1, as Boston. But this guy, man he was a trip. He was screaming at the top of his lungs into his kinect, and was directly talking to me through it. It got to a point where I had a breakaway, heard him say "Watch EA's gonna let you score", I put on a toedrag backhand and score....

"OH MY GAWDDDD"

*Pause......*

SMASHHHHHHHHHHH
*Pieces of glass, or a vase just falling to the floor*
*Dogs barking in the background after hearing him break something*

"I CAN'T BELIEVE EA REWARDS GOTS LIKE YOU WITH NO SKILL"

Then about 2 minutes later, Rask makes a save and saves the game from being 2-1. (Admittedly I'd have been mad at the save if I was him, he completely caught Kane backdoor on an open net)

"WHAT THE FUCK THE GAME WANTS YOU TO WIN EVERYBODY FUCKING IS AGAINST ME IN THIS WORLD"

BANG BANG BANG (knock on door)

*Pauses game*

"You see what you did? My neighbors came over and asked if I was alright, THANKS EA FOR REWARDING THIS FAKE PRIMETIME GOT"


I'm seriously not making this up.



Anyways here is the highlights of a convo that ensued for a good hour after the game had been over.
















Good luck Aabra.




PS: First photo is messed up, it's basically him saying I should thank EA and me saying I'm thanking his terrible D.

 

fucking priceless!

 

Ahhhhh good old Gongshow the mans a legend in the rage.

 

damn you noobinator. i was waiting for the perfect chance to post this. RIP.

 

If it makes you feel any better I only got 2 thanks... I figured it was a gold mine given this communities overwhelmingly ridiculous infatuation with wrestling.

 

Weak thanks game son.

 

time to quit drugs, the fuck is kermit doing on sesame street?