Funny Trash Talking Lines

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  1. Jman

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    Funny Trash Talking

    I thought with the season about to start and all of use anxiously awaiting week one, this would be a great time for all of us to come up with our funny trash talking lines. These lines could possibly be our specific teams mottos. So here is the trash talking line of the :fcar: !!!!!!! :laugh:


    "I am going to beat your a$$ like a rented MULE!"


    So let's hear'em brothers:!: Bring on that creativity!
     
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    GrandmasterB GRAPHIC ASSASSIN

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    How about:

    "I'm gonna beat you like a red-headed step child"

    "I'm gonna smack the yella outta your teeth"
     
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    "ROY ROY!!!" :)
     
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    Not really football trash talk but anyway

    Your mamma is so old i told her to act her age and she died.

    or

    Your mamma is so ugly Ted Danson wouldnt date her. :)
     
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    I'll beat ya down like you were married to OJ!
     
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    GrandmasterB GRAPHIC ASSASSIN

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    I'll pass you up like a dirty shirt.

    You're as worthless as a rudder on a ducks A$$
     
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    You think you can beat me? You couldn't beat the sh1t out of your underwears :-&

    I've always liked that one for some reason
     
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    "Scoreboard"
     
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    CanEHdian Well-Known Member

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    How about Pedro Cerano with his "Look at the score board now grass hopper", what a great movie 8)
     
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    Week 1

    :fwas: 52
    :ftb: 17

    :p
     
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    ahahahhahaaahaha :)
     
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  12. XBoxJon

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    Don't even go there.... or let me forward you the PM that Soysauce got after that one.... running a INT back but going OB at the 2yd line to give your RB another TD with under a minute left in a blowout. Classy. :roll:
     
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    :fjac: hey jman, i've got two for you: don't sing it; just bring it; and if you are feeling froggy kermit than jump and lets get it on.
     
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    I'll smack you so hard your mama will feel it.
    Your mama so fat her belt size is equator.
    Your mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund.
    Your mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
    Your mama so stupid they said it was chili outside and she brought out a bowl.
    Did you put your boots on your head when you crossed the river?
    hummmmmmm.................I'll think of more. Give me time.:D
     
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    Don't let your mouth write a check your arse can't cash!
     
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    That's pretty bad...I say Soysauce should lose some reliability for breaking the code of honor.
     
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    It was pretty much the worst case of poor sportsmanship I've seen out of any LG member, and that's saying alot. Trust me, he got a lengthy PM on the subject, I don't think we'll see it again from him.
     
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