Greetings fellow inmates of LG. I just wanted to take a few moments of your time to discuss something that have been circulating around the boards as of late. I'll do my best not to take up most of your time. Firstly, I want to offer my sincere congratulations to Mr. [MENTION=7406]F5 Penguin[/MENTION] on the birth of his latest child. Of course, this means that we know Penguino has done one thing in this life that many of us are not yet familiar with. Now with that out of the way, I have a major announcement of my own to make. As most of you know, these last couple of seasons I have not been around to grace the LGHL with my dominant defensive and goaltending abilities. I know a lot of you have missed me, and trust me when I say I've missed a lot of you (except you @Coach Crass, you're still a douchebag). I feel like, with the summer season just about to start, that this is an appropriate time to announce my official return to the LGHL for season 22! What a glorious moment, right? Now now, I know what some of you are thinking right now. It's okay guys, I promise. It will all be okay. You don't need to cry or quit because you won't win a Cup that season. It's a fact that 29 out of 30 teams every season end up as losers. It happens. I just want you all to know that I love you, and that I look forward to seeing some of your lovely mugs out on the virtual ice come NHL 16. For those of you participating in Season 21, I wish you all good luck. May those of you who aren't complete assholes find success. Now I return you to your regularly scheduled programming.