CAUTION - I did this being very tired. So their are going to be grammatical mistakes. But you should be used to that with BMC and if any of yall were on League Arena with Laing. I am most likely going to edit this tomorrow after work to make it more appealing. Arsenal Forwards A- AoS l Thibeault - $7.5 Million eL Rey l 9 l - $29.25 Million BaTiSTuTa l 9 l - $750k Midfielders B XxSmarTz - $8.25 Million Sugabetes - $2.5 Million GPO27? - $500k SCFC x Beast - $2.5 Million Defenders - C- Eazy Cheez661 GotThatFayce - $500k GK - C- l Modano l - 500k TCMRauly - 500k Arsenal went heavy on the attack, $37 Million, while only chipping in $1 Million to provide Manbearp1g86 and xl bearjuden lx assistance. While the quality they brought in up front is quite amazing. Rey and Thibeault are only limited to 4 games a week due to acl. Which begs the question, can they hang on in the League Title Race. Management is counting on the defence core of Bearjuden, Joffrey, and Manbearp1g to carry their Goalkeeper duo and their Foward LG Core for when Rey and Tbo are unable to attend games later in the week. Arsenal also did a great job in the quantity of mids the brought in. Players like XxSmartz and Sugabetes (Who should be able to attend most games due to the lack of AVL games he will see) will be able to use their experience and versatility to lead Arsenals midfield and control the field of play. Arsenal, y'all did great in the terms of quality of attack you brought in, but i feel that money could have been better spent on established defenders and a goalkeeper. With that being said you still filled your roster with talent sprinkled here and there and the returning talent in Bearjuden and Manbearpig. Report Card shows A- Random Assignment Draw B- Brisan66 - Vet of 11 v 11. Able to play FB and CDM as well as an emergency CAM. Killy927 - Listed as a defender, able to play Striker as well as an attackign midfield role. Chelsea (At this time Salary's are not listed) Forwards - B Phillyfan765 xMidget Prox cem3nt STICKLE Midfield C+ Dzelihodzic Rusty l 3 l Joe D red7 Jack Bauer tuna WICK3D x BEAST Defenders F SD TRIA MIKE GK B Mezoh STK First off. Where is the defense. Taco is decent but he aint a brick wall (I am). Maybe its because i dont know who Mike is or maybe its becasue they overpaid a nobody and thats their only defender they brought in. I hope their returning players can learn to play CB. As far as Fowards go they brought in xMidget Prox (Great player from Liverpool last season) for an overpriced amount in bidding but he can easily be top 5 in scoring as long as someone is feeding him the ball properly. And i believe they picked up Phillyfan for a fair price. This grade would be lower if it wasnt for cpottz returning. AS far as midfield goes they brought in Rusty (Great player from Liverpool last season) to anchor the midfield. Rusty is class. Very good defensive player and may prove to be the Anchor to that non - existent Defense Chelsea "have". But Midget and Rusty (priced somewhere between 30 - 40 Million) also are starters in AVL so availability wise the Grade is lowered for Chelsea. Report Card Shows B. Random Assignment Draw - B- l Don Andres l - A good player that can play Fullback and Defensive Midfield Codysmith81595 - Looking to get his foot in on the Online Leagues can play any Central Midfield Role. Hull City (No Salary's Listed At The Moment) Forwards No Grade All Returning (At Least According to Bidding) Midfield C Jones ll 13 ll Viva la Surf SeanTayla21 oOO DOOB OOo Feed Thy Goat FOZZYBEAR Johnykube20 Defenders C King Inseal Goalkeeper A ll Patar ll Symbieh I just dont see much talent brought in. The fact that they brought in one defender also would scare me but they have a versatile player in Jones ll 13 ll (Defensive Midfielder and Fullback) who can assist where needed and gives them a passing grade for it. A good aqcuasition in Viva la Surf for a good price also gives them just a passing grade for the Midfield. Look for Viva and Jones to anchor the midfield there and hopefully cover for the defensive lapses im sure will come through growing pains. However i am impressed in the Goalkeeper department. They were able to bring in a great goalkeeper in Symbieh and also a backup in ll Patar ll in a goalkeeper needy bidding they broke the bank. So that gives Hull a B- Random Assignment Draw B+ (Might see a few of these Lads on the Roster soon) King Scavuzzo90 - He has thumbs and can play the Striker and Winger role. But can he control them? ROGELiiO x - They got one defender and they got it from the good batch. peasntpedro - Knows the game but can he execute as a Striker? Also able to play GK. Liverpool This is my team. So i wont write anything other than its Titles Or Bust for the second season for the Treble Winners. Manchester City Forwards - C AUDIO RISING - $500k Future Saboteur Midfield - C HARM CptCapOut - $500k battions Jebidiah Jamezy - $500k SaadForTeamUSA - $1 Million Nutty Grandpa ScFi89 - $10 Million ll Gibby12Yr ll - 500k Defenders - B+ denverocks - $15 Million lD l lX O lN - $500k Goalkeeper - A- Gaara No Sabaku - $16.25 Million General G00DZ - $500k Well they have a great foundation in Gaara No Sabaku and Denverocks. Hell, they bought a defender for $500k and a great choice of a backup Goalkeeper in General G00DZ also for only 500k. But where's the maestro? Wheres the Fnisher. Dont get me wrong C4 x CR3AMY can finish but he's the only one on the roster i see having a major impact every single game. Plain and Simple too much focus on the back 4 or 5 (depending on formation) and not enough for the Attack Third in my honest opinion. Final Grade - B- Random Assignment Draw F Well at least they got players :/ Manchester United - A DaFallenMexican - $750k ENGchap - $4 Million Noobinator156 - $750k Midfield - B+ xRG4x - $4 Million TJVK21 - $3.75 Million KCNightshade - $22.25 Million Detrma95 - 500k mehdibob3 - $1.5 Million Defenders - B BacKLuND x 22 - $10.5 Million Jester Race666 $10.5 Million PvtKillaa - $15 Million Goalkeeper - A eureka l 1 l - $13.75 Million gravemaster1117 - $750k Wow talk about assessing needs. Manchester United did an awfully great job in getting Jester Race666 to anchor the Defense as well as Veteran shot stopper eureka. And the only had to pony up $4 Million for the Brit ENGchap and $750k for DaFallenMexican. Overpriced at KCNightshade and PvtKillaa but this Manchester United is head above heels better than the last Manchester United team, at least on paper. B+ Random Assignment Draw - F Hey at least they have 5 players to replace Noobinator156. NewCastle Forwards - B+ MpLs KiD 3 - $500k sK x TakeNotes - $2.25 Million Midfield - A AViss93 - 2.75 Million Capt Distracto6 - $500k l Walker 28 l - 3.75 Million Mitch637 $500k Suter x 20 The Good Thief - $500k x lHl a y e s - $1 Million Defenders B fredstar0418 - $26.5 Million lBrAwLeRl - $19 Million Some fat gezer - $1 Million Goalkeepers - A+ ImJeff - $14.5 Million l Sakic x 19 l - $500k Great Job Newcastle. Brought in talent in every area. Two goalkeepers and three defenders is a very hard thing to do while also bringing in a player like l Walker 28 l and a layer like Suterx 20 to act as Field Generals out their. Both were brought in for a great price. The only question mark is fredstar0418 at $26.5 Million. Who the fuck is this guy. Great buy in ImJeff bring this grade to a comfy A. Random Assignment Draw F Yeah 5 Forwards. Sorry :/ QPR Forward - D CampingForGoals $500k AutoJets HuskyMarlin $2.75 Million jaffer38 Kryss85 $3.5 Million MichMan78 Midfield - C EL PR3ZIDENTE Hallowedone139 I Love ND MILOSx86 Poptartgunner20 x Oshie 74 Defenders F Goalkeeper B Crabby Crawfish pacerfan317 - $8.25 Million Not a good bidding session. The highlights from this team on paper are Poptartgunner20 and x Oshie 74 x as well as Goalkeeper pacerfan317. THis team brought in now defenders outside of possibly Campingforgoals switching to defence. Quite a load for fromer Liverpool Reserve Player Auto Jets to handle. Final Grade D+ Random Assingment Draw A Kirito l 9 l - Proven AVL/ACL striker ll Selantez ll - Great defensive midfielder Specia1 B1end - Quality player who can play FB and DM as well on the attack. May be this teams greatest assest on the attack next to Kirito l 9 l. These players can save their season. Sunderland A.F.C. Forwards - B+ Dropbows - $750k TheNatural21 TINO45REAPER - $2.25 Million Midfielders - B abPPlPcd - $500k Bottomless Pit F5 Penguin - $6.25 Million fins up 786 - $500k Flyingxsamurai3 - $500k Frank QC 96 - $1.75 Million Tacosunday - $5.75 Million TheMckapy - $8.75 Million Wellsy17 - $1 Million WrigAttack - $500k Defenders - D- Thnx Pastor Bob Goalkeeper - A Ninja In A Box - $6.5 Million Sunderland did a great job in grabbing players liek TheNatural, Frank QC 96, Wellsy17, TINO45REAPER all for a great price. These 4 players can easily force management onto the bench. And they probably will. The K inG duo under performed heavily last season. And they were able to at least get one defender. But, its there only defender. NINJA IN A BOX is a great keeper and he should be busy this season behind a lone defender. As long as he puts the drink down. Final Grade - B+ Random Assignment Draw - B DHawesome77 - Versatile Player. Anywhere in the mid and can play Striker. Rewind l 7 l - Not the best striker but he brings 11 v 11 experience Quackkz - Hey look at that you got a goalkeeper Tottenham Hotspur Forward - C Marino swag Percy Snized - $20 Million ShortyxLose l2Galchenyuk7l Midfield - C- cervantesGAM3R Crvnchyy iCH3ap l Magny l McCann x94 RoonMastaFlex $36.75 Million SweeT 9 LoU 84 Defenders - C+ lL A lK lE - $23 Million Goalies - C Longstrokes Serpe x 13 Lord have mercy for this team when Liverpool comes to town. First off, who the fuck is RoonMastFlex and why is he over $30 million. Tell you what thats a lot of money to be the first player to visit Liverpool's Alcatraz. And Percy Snized at $20 Million. Please pass that Cocaine over here spurs. I want some of that. Serpe for $4.25 Million. I'd rather have a rock between the pipes. At least a rock will stop the ball when shot straight at it. The only highlight on this team is lL A lK lE and if I were Him i'd already have my Transfer Request already written up and ready to go. Grade: F Random Assignment Draw F No Reserve Player can save this team.