Management Review (Just To Be Frank Edition)

Alright you post hungry cunts, here’s what you’ve all been waiting for despite my lack of interest in doing this, I’ve Shit about 5 times today so I figured might as well do something to preoccupy myself in the process.


East Metropolitan



New York Islanders @a1xFREAKx13

Good guy, but holy shit someone buy this man a better router. Also, I hate the Islanders and their jerseys.


Columbus Blue Jackets @Vattyyy

Why? Literally every season this shitter’s an owner. Need roster reset so we can recycle some of these idiots.


New Jersey Devils @Gulash l4l

Just when you think it can’t possibly get any worse, this guy picks fucking @SpectreGaming x as his Gm. YIKES. Dude literally counts 10 Mississippi before attempting to pass the puck up the rink(if he doesn’t manage to lose control of it before then)


Pittsburgh Penguins @brandovedo

Brando’s easily one of the top owners in the league and his team looks like it’s in good shape already pre bidding especially with @Tb Toxic bringing the rated aids style into the mix.


Philadelphia Flyers @DeeSa Ali

Fuckin Carchie, impressed me last season after cutting the loose ends by making Garbage @yargage quit/ and or go back to jail and upgrading to Dafe @sjusoccer 9 this season with an impressive roster look pre bidding as well.


Carolina Hurricanes @jyeti15s

You know it’s summer season when you can say WHO THE FOOK IS THIS GUY? to about 50% or more of the owners. Survey says: SHITTER.


Washington Capitals
@o S m i i t t y

Well, kudos to this man for bringing in @Rehanek on a free conty with a lot of $$$ to work with come bidding. Interested to see what you guys do with all the cash you have to throw around.


New York Rangers @lVl e w T w 0

My son @DrewQc/@PizzaSlayer52 why the fuck would Brodie entrust you with this responsibility. I feel like you’re just not liked enough to be successful in this position and I fear you won’t last more than 2 weeks max.


East Atlantic



Boston Bruins @Givemedings16

Dings, you’ve impressed me. But I warned you that you’re mouth would be the only thing that gets in your way of the cup and you saw that happen last szn when the Peg tossed your teams salad in the cup final. I anticipate another deep playoff run if you’re able to conjure up all your boys that have gold coins next to their name’s in the DR.


Tampa Bay Lightning @l Volcom x 28 l

They really do just hand the reigns to anyone these days. Imagine being sub .500 in your LG career with a -184 +/- YIKESSS.


Montreal Canadiens @SouPerSaiyan

Luffy’s gonna have a sore back by the time this season ends, I know I did Season 19 when I carried this schmuck. Soup, suck my dick.


Ottawa Senators @ScaryJoeyy

With 3 ex Bomb Squad members ( @Po1andsFinest , @Pandaleupagus ) managing this team I have zero doubt not just based on biased opinion of course that these guys will be a top contender in the east.


Detroit Red Wings @Gwan

Gwan first off I’d just like to say I’m so sorry I couldn’t contain myself and dropped the N Bomb on several occasions in my stay in Detroit. But with Sweet Glue @SweeT 9 LoU 84 opting to give the free contract to you this teams gone from pretender to contender. Also if anyone bids on @jeff0012 you’re an ass clown.


Buffalo Sabres @At43

I feel like Buffalo’s been home of the league vets for years now. With @NEMZER and @KEAPPS together you def have yourself a high scoring line assuming Nemzer gets more play time in since he’s been shitting on people irl in Sweden and hasn’t been playing chel as much as in the past.


Toronto Maple Leafs @Karmuh x 86

Very consistent Frenchmen whose got plenty of knowledge of the league and its players, interested to see what kind of teams built here.


Florida Panthers @APX x 93

Another french frie pairing, is it just me or is there a theme going on with Florida and Toronto where only frenchies take Management? Anyways fresh off his cup win I feel like Apx and @Dumba might surprise the league.


West Central



Chicago Blackhawks @Sejje 19

You all hate to play against Sejje but with the smart addition of @Stick (reuniting him with @lFOXl ) I think this team’s going to be a potential cup contender despite not keeping @Pattelite


Winnipeg Jets @Im4thLineWorthy

Fresh off shutting everyone up, including myself and winning cup It’s nice to see that he’s not going to take a season off and scooped up @Shockz to help build another solid team.


Colorado Avalanche @cj142

Lotta familiar faces here as well. With a very deep offense. Kinda sceptical about the back end with only 12 mil to spend. Yuri might be in for a tough season back there.



St. Louis Blues @Nxgi

Kind of confused as to why @Odieeeeee isn’t the owner of this team( not to say he doesn’t deserve his money) but am I missing something here? Was Tendy given @Gilleh money to take Gm?


Dallas Stars @Schlemko x 17

Hey, If you have the money to spend I can’t really judge you. But Jesus do you need your chel to have to pay someone to be your Gm lmao. Hope @Gilleh helps clean up this mess.


Nashville Predators @NINETY ElGHT

Suck my dick


Minnesota Wild @Xx LoL xX 9

Hey other Frank! LOL is a great guy, the one problem he has is that he literally likes everyone! Not to mention Zinc’s dumbass is AGM. Incase any of you forgot he watched his sister get mounted and impaled with black meat for like 4 hours once and then he got bashed over the head with a bong.


West Pacific


San Jose Sharks @A Salty Sail0r

Are you a salty sailor because you’ve been cummed on so many times in chel?


Calgary Flames @Jer Dubz

Loves the snakery by your Gm @Yung Gren when he fucked over Mew Two. Interested to see how this snakey combo does this season.


Los Angeles Kings @Redmile89

Hey Don, eat my ass you pussy!


Vancouver Canucks @deathstwr99

https://goo.gl/images/nrldBL


Vegas Golden Knights @K1eetus

Interested to see this guy back in a management position, @Woahmack as GM shocked you guys didn’t try to steal back your flames logo.


Anaheim Ducks @CaLL Me Jakoo

I didn’t mind @VVaGs82 but big upgrade to Management with Carlos @SoY LoS 19 taking Management (he’ll always be part of the all Frank line in my heart) decent amount of cap space to work with here too.


Edmonton Oilers @POOPIE SNOOPY

I standby the fact that I think you’re dog shit. Imagine loving to lose this much.


Arizona Coyotes @Lehkonen x 62

Interested to see what this team can do granted they got a bunch of 3rd line pounders.

 

w0w!

 

Hopefully i wont end with shitters!

 

Quack

 

I LOVE THIS haha

 

thanks frank, great read as always

 

TOP1 THREAD!

 

My god someone toss my salad

 

Great Read!

 

Everything in this is spot on. Lol wow.

 

Great job Frank. I needed a good laugh. No more N bombs for you tho. You're cut off!

 

Wow this is what frank does in his free time besides be continously
irrelevant

 

Damn that was fun to read, good job the goat

 

Blacks

 

I approve of this message that how u make shitters not bid on u people take notes this is the best thing ever writen on LG. Frank is the man.

 

If anything, now im more inclined to bid on frank. Clearly more active, plays the game more. Still losses to @MrMalice25 , but the upside is there. Would be a great candidate for the eternal left bench position