Mike Scott’s Power Rankings of the Power Rankings

THANK GOD! We had 7 (SEVEN!) forms of Power Rankings this week to cover 9 games or 1/9th of the season in the middle tiered league. Written by a variety of cast members, new and old... there was hardly a drought of triggering content for the first Week of the AHL.

Don’t have time to read 381 power rankings that contradict each other? Don’t worry, Mike’s got you. Here is the Week 1 AHL Power Ranking of the Week 1 AHL Power Rankings:​

1. ThatZachGuy’s AHL Super 16: Zach used a panel of judges and put together a solid bio for each of the Top 16 and noted the additional teams that received votes.
2. LGAHL Power Rankings: Like....the Power Rankings that LG puts out. No bias, just facts homie.
3. Smitty’s End of Week 1 AHL Top 12: Was super bias (Devils at 6? LOL) but good content.
4. GimmixPwns Give’r Take: Really nothing to do with Week 1 but ranked people and he was pretty funny.
5. Vahey’s Week 1 Western Conference Review: Both are the same but I’m in the West so the East can fuck right off.
6. Vahey’s Week 1 Eastern Conference Review: Solid work
7. Saucin Pucks Week 1 Warriors and Week 1 Peasants: Whatever shitter, you’re washed now.

Kindly,

Mike x Scott

 

mine weren't power rankings lmao

 

Now THAT's media

 

"Smitty’s End of Week 1 AHL Top 12: Was super bias (Devils at 6? LOL) but good content"

NOTHING HAS EVEN BEEN MORE TRUE

 

This is gold

 

IMO This would be #1 in a Power Rankings list of Power Rankings of Power Rankings

 

@SmiTTy x 12 do you concur?

 

He just needs some friends to get off LG all the time, we suck it’s true