Official AHL Management Ranking COCK SIZE EDITION

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  1. PieR Talent

    PieR Talent Well-Known Member

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    Short and sweet completely biased. If you don’t like it gimme a GG. Also I am not refusing to play for anyone, I’m just gonna give you a brief estimate of how big I will be if I’m on your team. Enjoy!

    Please don’t get butt hurt at some of my opinions you are welcomed to make your own!






    How will I be ranking management duos?

    8D - I will have no enjoyment what so ever.

    8==D - You maybe a three but a couple shots of vodka later and I’ll give ya a go.

    8====D - Alright we got something to work with here. I wouldn’t mind.


    8======D- - Please carry me to my first ever relevant ahl season.







    :team515:Bakersfield Condors:team515:

    @BigD Auditor
    @Best in Ottawa
    @Schweenster

    8==D (Best in Ottawa is cool)

    :team777:Belleville Senators:team777:

    @Ca Na Da 4L
    @
    C0TES

    8==D (You guys may know what your doing)

    :team303:Binghamton Devils:team303:

    @Roubidoo
    @TertleToes

    8D (I’ll call the cops if you even think about it)

    :team315:Bridgeport Sound Tigers:team315:

    @Vahey x 19
    @Dauntless x 29
    @Manship x 91

    8
    D (You’ve done it once manny. That was enough)

    :team393:Charlotte Checkers:team393:


    @Val The Rat
    @
    lxChowder71xl

    8====D (I like Rats)

    :team395:Chicago Wolves:team395:


    @Grandpa Jagr
    @vGrxmpy

    8==D (Jagr once ecud for my psn team)

    :team317:Cleveland Monsters:team317:

    @KrawcH x
    @Axey19

    8======D- (Oh krawchy I know you can’t do it in the nhl... but the ahl is your jam)

    :team625:Colorado Eagles:team625:

    @
    DatsyukianxDeke
    @LukeForceWalker
    @Smitterr

    8==D (only because Smitterr is there and we have quite the sexual history together)

    :team299:Grand Rapids Griffins:team299:

    @CalderCubs14
    @DONNYWOOD
    @Darcy Kuemper

    8====D (Always ready for you Darcy)

    :team314:Hartford Wolf Pack:team314:

    @
    Mike Shea 19
    @Josh55777
    @Im Tryggered

    8===D (Mike shea is a veteran)

    :team350:Hershey Bears:team350:

    @
    Studz x 7
    @Verathy

    8==D (nothing really to say here)

    :team362:Iowa Wild:team362:

    @Skuttlebut
    @KnifeVet22

    8===D (Knifevet22 is an absolute sweat ball so let’s get wild)

    :team778:Laval Rocket:team778:

    @Laporshkin x 71
    @NEEMMM

    8====D (LAPOOOOO)

    :team302:Lehigh Valley Phantoms:team302:

    @
    Sportfreak114
    @MetalGhost0

    8===D (I’ve always had a soft spot for metalghost!)

    :team307:Manitoba Moose:team307:

    @MxrteI
    @Brxndamour
    @ZxC l88l

    8D (eeeeeeeeee)

    :team390:Milwaukee Admirals:team390:

    @I Nylander l
    @DeIosh
    @Leniig

    8======D- (Hopefully there’s enough cock to go around here)

    :team517:Ontario Reign:team517:

    @SmiTTy x 12
    @
    Bush WooKie oo
    @GRITTY 16

    8====D (this is like that whale you brought home from the bar. You don’t wanna do it but you heard it maybe fun)

    Palm Springs Firebirds

    @l McQuade l
    @Ahmbience

    8D (sorry idk you)

    :team352:Providence Bruins:team352:

    @The Broche
    @skyre5
    @RiCo505

    8========D- (you guys will carry me)

    :team312:Rochester Americans:team312:

    @TETSSSSS
    @Draward x 97

    8D (yuck)

    :team349:Rockford IceHogs:team349:

    @l Assonnato l
    @althewall

    8====D (althewall sucks but I heard Assonnato isn’t really ass)

    :team363:San Antonio Rampage:team363:

    @Pelley_
    @Reider x 95
    @Bruggzy

    8======D- (oh pelley make my bed rock baby)

    :team518:San Diego Gulls:team518:

    @l1l Sharp l0l
    @iGabout

    8===D (you are mean sometimes sharp but that’s ok kinda attractive)

    :team519:San Jose Barracuda:team519:

    @MBell91
    @Johnny H0ckey
    @
    Hautein

    8====D (w0w MBELL BABY)

    :team617:Springfield Thunderbirds:team617:

    @Mr WorldWlde 69
    @Br0midas
    @xDemon12x

    8==D (I once won a banana league with WW)

    :team516:Stockton Heat:team516:

    @MURPH0270
    @I Prozzer I

    8D (yeah umm I’ll go fuck myself)

    :team309:Syracuse Crunch:team309:

    @MOISTPAWG
    @
    Darkenn28

    8D (The only thing that’ll be moist is my asshole after week 1)

    :team300:Texas Stars:team300:

    @
    vMvtt
    @l Freddy ll

    8====D (I got some faith here)



    :team298:Toronto Marlies:team298:

    @
    Broomball16
    @Jelly x 35
    @
    GK KING207

    8======D- (only this big because of the jerseys)

    :team618:Tucson Roadrunners:team618:

    @DEC3PTIVE 1
    @
    WarWeazle15
    @darz44

    8D (I will stick my nuts in a blender)

    :team410:Utica Comets:team410:


    @TranqzCosted
    @tranqzz
    @
    l SaIty I

    8======D- (I kinda like the way you all look)

    :team301:Wilkes Barre Scranton Penguins:team301:

    @V 4 T T Y
    @Murda Dreams

    8==D (vatty once made a cool team)
     
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    @MasterTedQcc Best goaler and it will be a theft whoever will have it in his team
     
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    Id fire my ahl mgmt if they bid on you dont worry!
     
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    can confirm Pier is not toxic and almost won a mem cup with WZIA in the chl. give him a chance, i expect to see him above 9 m. all worth it
     
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    @Roubidoo do it
     
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  6. Roubidoo

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    C0TES Well-Known Member

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    you’re *
     
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    We scored on him from our own goal line the other day :D.

    He is good though should have got an NHL bid.
     
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  9. mikeychel

    mikeychel Living legend

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    I like how you set dick parameters (2 chode, 4 chode, 6 chode) and then just made ranks up on the spot (3 chodes, 1 chode, 5 chode)
     
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    Don't question it... @PieR Talent has more experience with dicks than anyone :eek:
     
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    Management looks really good this season.
     
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    JayyDubski LGCHL Director

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    Pope Dave ll 113 IQ score

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    Now thats a third leg right there
     
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    Cross_X_Check Well-Known Member

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  20. skyre5

    skyre5 AHL's Most Underpaid Player

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    At full mast I see :oops:
     
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