PPP : Pelley's Playoff Predictions - East

Whats up mother fuckers, this is my first every predictions thread and I'm gonna go with all bull shit reasons on why teams should make it to the next round. Love you all, don't hate me.

On to my predictions and why..

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Dunder Mifflin Penguins
vs
Heartfart Wolf Pack

Penguins in 5.
My reasoning is basically based on the fact every time i look at the name Memphisonfire i think of that fuckin song that goes THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEEEEEEEEE, and i hate it. and because Reider is my papa.

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Pelley's Checkers
vs
Bridgeport Ligers

Checkers in 6.
This one is 110% based on the fact my good pal Guppy Bruggz is on the team. The man already has 2 kids and has triplets on the way, how can you not respect this mans ability to just not pull out.
I love all my pals in this matchup, I hope you all battle eachother gay porn hard.

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Rochester, holy fuck you cant see this colour. Rochester Trumps
vs
Cleveland Monstars

The Wall in 4.
look at their roster lol. I love the boys on the Americans and this team really has no flaws other than the small penis that Notorious has. but i still love you Notty.

(i fucked this one up and had to restart. rip)

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Laval Rockettes
vs
BlingHangTens Devils

Devils in 7.
this is honestly the best series of the first round. Hard to make up bull shit for this one. Going with the Devils because Pasta loves me even when i'm naked. I'll be paying attention to this one a lot and i wish both teams the best of luck. Sorry Ninja, we still have our Avs for now!


Thanks for reading everyone, the West will be coming out here shortly! xoxo
Good luck to everyone in the playoffs!

 

Bruggz’s checkers in 5

 

Checkers in 4, Bruggz is an unbeatable god who can not be stopped, in bed or on the ice.

 

Row szn

 

Job well done son

 

Them pierced nipples too fire

 

Pens jerseys look like rotten 's.

 

gotta take the baby pens because half of hartford rated everyone’s posts dumb/informative if you chose the baby pens, go nicholas <3

 

F you Logan. We are 3-1 against them, with Nicolas' line playing two or three of the games.

 

Goood jobbbb

 

Thanks reid. Love u.

I wanna goalie this series.

Remember that 3s game?

Elite g here

 

*Nicholas

 

Our line is actually 1-1 against you guys and also one of the wins you guys have was against a full lineup of players who aren't even on the team anymore.

 

Who cares anyways regular season doesn’t matter anymore , playoffs is a different beast .

 

Can confirm top g

 

He knows how to use it tho

 

Im ready for you both <3

 

Bang on. Bruggz is an absolute weapon that nobody can contain, not even his wife. I don’t call him Mr. Pinnacle Penis for just any reason. He just doesn’t miss. 49 years old and the guy decides to flex on the LG community with triplets. Checkers in 3.

 

Ready for the west