PSN Media is dead: Mustacho's divisional review

Discussion in 'Leaguegaming Hockey League (LGHL PSN)' started by vMustacho, Jun 29, 2019.

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Which subject should i do next week?

  1. Top players in each stats

    16 vote(s)
    19.8%
  2. Following the top 10 of the draft

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    12.3%
  3. Roasting the shoutbox heros

    31 vote(s)
    38.3%
  4. Projected final standings

    10 vote(s)
    12.3%
  5. Ranking LG's trolls

    14 vote(s)
    17.3%
  1. vMustacho

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    Hello everyone. Since PSN media is clearly dead, i figured that LG needed me to bring back my good old sexy articles to spice things up a bit. So this week, i decided to do a little divisional review after 3 weeks. I'll try to do something different each week. Here we go.


    METROPOLITAN
    1. :team12:
    2. :team7:
    3. :team78:
    4. :team14:
    5. :team4:
    6. :team27:
    7. :team74:
    8. :team6:

    The New York Frenchies lead the division, followed by the Devils and the Westguins. All 3 top teams are tied with 38 points. Now, the Penguins seemed to be doing good, but @xNav61 decided to seemingly blow his team up. Can't wait to see how it turns out.

    Biggest surprise: The Devils :team7:. Who would have thought that these shitters would be able to be in the top 3 (and tied for 1st) after 27 games? Not a lot of people. @BROSKI_002's west line is doing incredibly good, but west points don't count. They are still an easy first round sweep though.

    Biggest disappointment: The Blue Jackets :team6:. Now, obviously, after a couple seasons being an owner, we would and should be expecting more from @i9-Stamkos-1i. He put up a decent team on paper but can't find a way to win enough. Maybe the chemistry is just lacking, but it's more than likely that he overpaid half of his team in bidding.


    ATLANTIC
    1. :team5:
    2. :team1:
    3. :team10:
    4. :team21:
    5. :team18:
    6. :team23:
    7. :team20:
    8. :team2:

    This division is probably the most orgasmic of them all. A new owner at the top of the division, a team full of xboxers at the bottom, and @vShot94 having a bad season. @GonzoArmstrong holding the wangs on his back, and oh wait, @STLstash is still a terrible manager. I litterally couldn't ask for more.

    Biggest surprise: The Canadiens :team5:. Now, i'm probably one of the only guys that thought @PrometheusXVII wouldn't be a terrible owner. Then, he took @Goostaav as GM. I don't know how much Goos does management wise but his experience as manager probably helps. 9/10 would bang.

    Biggest disappointment: The Sabres :team18:. It would be easy to go with Boston here but i think they don't need any more roasting. The Sabres though, should clearly be a lot better. When you have the guy who is arguably the best player on PSN as your owner and @P t P 10 as your GM, you need to be a lot higher in the standings than 5th.


    CENTRAL
    1. :team391:
    2. :team77:
    3. :team3:
    4. :team75:
    5. :team8:
    6. :team9:
    7. :team30:

    The central standings is the closest to what everyone thought it would be at the beginning of the season. The Jets first, the FatHogGang 2nd and the Wild dead last. I thought the Wild would be a bit better, but it seems that @leafs1791's FBHL ownership clout wasn't enough to give them a couple wins. They are still on pace for worst record since Firemike's oilers' 31 points.

    Biggest surprise: The Predators :team77:. I'm not surprised that the team is doing good, but i'm very surprised of how the FatHogs are doing in the NHL. I knew they would have success, but not that much. Also, @Sumaaa-- is goat and @ToppestOfTops is not the Toppest of Tops with the season he's having so far.

    Biggest disappointment: The Stars :team9:. @vKB-_- is proving yet again that even though he's a great player, he really does suck at managing. I thought that this might be the season he puts up a good team and finally makes the playoffs but it clearly isn't. Maybe managing isn't for you man.


    PACIFIC
    1. :team31:
    2. :team17:
    3. :team76:
    4. :team28:
    5. :team15:
    6. :team29:
    7. :team676:
    8. :team11:

    Honestly, if this division's ranking was upside down (other than the oilers), less people would be surprised. San Jose, Calgary and Vegas not being .500 is very surprising and probably very upsetting to the players and managers of those teams. @BigFreeze064 proving yet again that he has a big dick and that maybe @xCounter43x wasn't the reason why he won the cup last year. Also, @BIakeL97L is bae but bad.

    Biggest surprise: The Canucks :team17:. @Jlm1410 as an owner is really hit or miss. He either puts together great teams or terrible teams. This season seems to be one of the great teams, thanks to the elite west line and SweatyP1999. @prodigytolegend as a GM looked like a bold choice but it's not hurting them so far.

    Biggest disappointment: The Flames :team29:. After being the Stanley Cup finalists last season despite having a toxic :toxic: fucking team, being 6th just isn't enough. @x Tka c h uk 19 is finally getting what he deserved, which is a team underperforming. I don't know if i could survive on one of his teams, so props to everyone on the Flames that are not smashing their heads into the wall.


    TL;DR : your team is shit.

    Thanks for reading, i'm taking suggestions, compliments and insults in the comments. Go nuts.
     
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    well done tho i like the writeup
     
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    Nice write up, would love to see more people really try to get into media and power rankings on psn LG it helps keep people interested in the league and gives people something to talk about.
     
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