Quick Poll

Due to a long discussion with @Joonetic , I thought this post was needed. Please vote and discuss.

 

I don't poop in public and if I do, I trust my underwear before the restroom.

 

The fact that there's 3 votes for no already deeply disturbs me. What's with you people? Yall need Jesus

 

I like to live on the edge and by the edge I mean I stand on the seat reverse cowboy style and drop dookie from above with a rip entry like Greg Louganis.

 

I hover above the toilet, like Jesus would have.

Have you heard of WWJD? (what would Jesus do)

Now there’s HWJD (how would Jesus dump)

 

But sitting is what pulls your butt cheeks apart

 

Just lock the door and shit in the sink. Think smarter not harder..

 

I let the Lord spread my butt cheeks

Amen.

 

No I hover

 

I mean, my shit is already runny, it'll run straight down and I'll save a flush. Good thinking!

 

Do you sacrifice ruining your insides all because you see a little dirt? The gangrene won't kill you right away. Fun fact.

 

Did you know it's proven that theres more germs on the toilet paper than the toilet seat?

Fun fact those seats are made to repel germs and the thin paper is a breeding ground for germs

So essentially it's more disturbing if you put paper down.

 

I dont shit, I AM SHIT

 

I don't shit in public restrooms but in the rare circumstance that I need to... I don't sit down, I hover.

 

what do people eat with their butt? who cares if it touches the seat if you have a poop emergency?

 

Both feet on the seat, and squat.

 

That's my technique also but I like going reverse cowboy so if needed I have the tank to hold onto when I'm bearing down for a particularly bad movement.

 

The mad bomber style I like it