Ahh very nice post larsbone. I myself will carefully eye up the nicest toilet in the public area which I am shitting. If I'm feeling risky or having a long day I will certainly take up the handicap stall if it's open( I can walk but sue me ) I then cover the toilet seat with toilet paper in a birds nest fashion. I usually cover the seat In four sections. Bottom left, top left, top right, bottom right. I then sit down and shit.
You not making this voting public is a blasphemy. People out here raw dogging toilet seats in public places, I need to know who these maniacs are.
This just brought back a horrible memory of the last time I had to do this. I will not go through that again. Why do they make it so people can stare through the crack in the door?
I only shit in public if it's worse case scenario and I either shit in my pants or a public bathroom. and you best believe I put toilet paper on that seat.
I got ptsd from a public bathrooms. At the time I was a route driver and decided I was going to stop at Popeyes to grab some lunch and take a dump. So im in there peeling the paint of the walls when suddenly I hear a knock on the door. I say "Hold on". A few seconds later I hear another knock. So now I am feeling rushed which is just not proper shitting etiquette so I give one last push respond again " 1 second" and I begin to wipe. So im mid wipe and the door opens. A popeyes employee is standing there watching me mid wipe. The normal thing would to say "Oh shit" and close the door. But me and this guy make eye contact and he is staring at me taking a shit so me being a nice guy I say "Can you close the door" The man did no such thing. So I say " Close the fucking door" meanwhile the way the restaurant is set up the bathroom is facing the whole place and its in the middle of a lunch rush and I now have the whole place watching me wipe my ass. So I get off the throne and have to physically close the door myself because this fucker was either traumatized from the explosion or was mesmerized by my pecker. Any way I do make a birds nest when taking shits
