Please Vote! S40 Anti-Award Leaders

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Good memes? Which was your favorite?

  1. Checkerboard

    12.5%
  2. Checkers Oof

    18.8%
  3. Day43

    12.5%
  4. Hylighter

    3.1%
  5. Falcone

    3.1%
  6. Dwight Darko

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  7. HanSolo

    9.4%
  8. Raymond

    9.4%
  9. Chick Hen Nugz

    25.0%
  10. Black Hole Hero

    0 vote(s)
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  11. LG Hates You

    25.0%
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  1. l Bossy l x 22

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    It's time for everyones favorite time of the year. Now that we're almost halfway through season 40, it's time to take a look at the AHL's worst of the worst.

    Automatic Awards

    Anti-Calder/Anti-Presidents


    Leader: :team393:Charlotte Checkers:team393:
    (9-20-7, 25 points)


    - Clearly the Checkers need some directions because they've been completely lost all season. I wonder if they can follow these directions!
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    Runner-up: :team519:San Jose Barracuda:team519:
    (12-22-2, 26 points)


    - The San Jose Banacuda have unsurprisingly had a rough season thus far, and it doesn't seem as though the new management team is turning things around.

    Jack A. Butterfingers Trophy
    [Awarded to the least valuable player on the worst team in the league]

    Leader: :team393:@OOF Medic:team393:
    (2-7 with 11 points, -18)


    - OOF says it all really. BIG OOF.

    Runner-up: :team393:@xlll Vibes lllx:team393:
    (3-8-1 with 13 points, -22)


    - Zero shot this guy has been vibing on Charlotte all season long. Vibes is the only non-management skater to remain on the team since bidding... Poor guy.
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    EmiLe Francis Trophy
    [Worst team in the Eastern Atlantic]

    Leader: :team393:Charlotte Checkers:team393:

    - We might as well be at a Cracker Barrel with the amount of Checkers that's going to be played here in this thread.

    The Broomchump Award (with the return of @Broomball16 to the AHL, the Broomchump Award also makes it's return. Yes, I'm aware Broom and his former Marlies are no longer in this division. Oh well.)
    [Worst team in the East North]

    Co-Leaders: :team314:Hartford Wolfpack:team314: & :team410:Utica Comets:team410:
    (36 points each)


    - Hartford and Utica have been the definition of mediocre so far this season... Hopefully somebody steps up and finishes with an Anti-Award worthy season.

    Richard F. "Cant"ing Trophy
    [Worst team in the Eastern Conference]

    Leader: :team393:Charlotte Checkers:team393:

    - OOF again.

    Sam PoLLock Trophy
    [Worst team in the Western Central]

    Leader: :team362:Iowa Wild:team362:
    (13-18-5, 31 points)


    - Surprise, surprise... Another management-less team going into bidding has turned into a circus. Pathetic that the league continues to allow this to happen.

    John "No" D. Chick Award
    [Worst team in the Western Pacific]

    Leader: :team519:San Jose Barracuda:team519:

    - Apparently Barracudas live at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean... You learn something new everyday.

    Robert "No" W. Clarke Trophy
    [Worst team in the Western Conference]

    Leader: :team519:San Jose Barracuda:team519:

    - I don't have anything else to say about the Cuda, so here's a shitty meme for a shitty team.
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    Automatic Individual Awards
    (10 GP minimum needed for award consideration)

    John B. SoLLenberger Trophy
    [Awarded to the forward with the least amount of points on the season]

    Leader: :team393:@Day43:team393:
    (8 points in 12 GP)


    - Poor guy was basically traded away from the Checkers for a DAY, and ended up getting traded right back to the Checkers and has played the entire season there... Poor guy. Almost has as many points as the team has wins (9).
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    Runner-up: :team519:@Agostopolis:team519:
    (11 points in 11 GP)


    - Is Agostopolis Greek for, "I can't put up points?"

    Anti-Rocket Award
    [Awarded to the forward who scored the fewest goals in the regular season]

    Co-Leaders: :team299:@Hylightt:team299: :team309:@DEC3PTIVE 1:team309: & :team410:@kdevv:team410:
    (2 goals in 12 games for Deceptive and kdevv, and 2 goals in 13 games for Hylightt... Not going to ignore that Hylightt illegally played and lost two games while playing for San Jose in week 2)

    - The goal total for these guys is 2 embarrassing 2 look at.
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    Harry "Unhappy" Holmes Memorial Award
    [Awarded to the goalie who allowed the most goals during the regular season]

    Leader: :team516:@FalconeFlame:team516:
    (75 GA in 20 games)


    - Falcone seems to be running away with this one, much like a certain football team with a similar name in the Super Bowl a few years ago... Maybe another miracle happens and someone steals this award from him.
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    Runner-up: :team393:@hellebxyck:team393:
    (70 GA in 21 games)


    - Honestly impressive that Hellebuyck has been on the worst team in the league all season long (literally only one of two non-managers to be on the team since week one) and somehow isn't the front-runner here.

    Bossy's Nominated Awards

    UseLes Cunningham Award

    [Awarded to the league's least valuable player]

    Leader: :team519:@RemmyDarko:team519:
    (0-10-2 with 16 points, -25)


    - If you're having a terrible season... Just remember that there's always worse... Unless you're Remmy.
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    Runner-up: :team519:@Trey x93:team519:
    (1-11 with 9 points, -37)


    - Trey is having a pretty miserable season... Sadly for him it's not quite miserable enough to be the Least Valuable Player, but it is good enough for a different award!

    Eddie I'm Not "Shore" You're A Dman Award
    [Awarded to the AHL's worst defenseman]

    Leader: :team519:@Trey x93:team519:
    (1-11 with 9 points, -37)


    - With a -37 +/-, I'm definitely not Shore if this guy qualifies as a defensemen.
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    Runner-up: :team349:@Zwigggy_:team349:
    (1-9-2 with 7 points, -24)


    - This is an absurdly rough season coming from a free contract. Yikes.

    Aldedge "Bad" Bastien Memorial Award
    [Awarded to the league's worst goalie]

    Leader: :team298:@IXI Ein IXI:team298:
    (6-6 with .720 SV% and 3.21 GAA)


    - The former LG Rocket League Commissioner apparently can't make a save on NHL either. Crazy.
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    Runner-up: :team307:@svg 11:team307:
    (9-9-1 with .730 SV% and 3.23 GAA)


    - I don't know what "svg" stands for, but the "s" clearly doesn't stand for save because this guy can't make one.

    Nail Yakupov Award a.k.a. Anti-Datsyuk Award
    [Awarded to the forward who least excels in the defensive aspects of the game]

    Leader: :team390:@BrohanS0L0:team390:
    (54 GA in 12 GP)


    - I'm just going to assume that this guy is constantly flying "Solo" outside of his defensive zone to have been on the ice for so many goals against.
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    Runner-up: :team516:@StompZzzz:team516:
    (53 GA in 12 GP)


    - All the Zzzz's at the end of this dudes name must be symbolic of him sleeping on his defensive responsibilites.

    Honorable Mention: :team518:@Chick Hen Nugz:team518:
    (51 GA in 12 GP)


    - Had to give Chick a shoutout for having the most goals against in the league out of all the centers. Good shit.

    Anti-Fred T. Hunt Memorial Trophy
    [Awarded to the player who exhibited the lowest levels of sportsmanship and ungentlemanly conduct, combined with a low standard of playing ability]

    Winner: :hammer:@Raymond l23l:hammer:

    - The weirdo of many tags broke the CoC and was given a two season ban... He then proceeded to make threatening remarks towards staff members and was then given a site ban... Yikes.

    Honorable Mentions: :hammer:@xI STR8iNK Ix @Gerbe x 42 @Stayy Sideways & @Ennis x 63:hammer:

    - Raymond (a.k.a. Hicketts) kicked off a slew of bans for the Scumbagcuda. Gerbe, Sideways and Str8ink all got banned for breaking the CoC, and Ennis followed them out the door shortly thereafter due to not wanting to deal with the mess that he helped create.
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    The "Dud" Red Garrett Memorial Award
    [Awarded to the least outstanding AHL rookie]

    Leader: :team518:@Chick Hen Nugz:team518:
    (1-8-3 with 19 points, -24)


    - Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Chick Hen Nugz can't beat you!
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    Runner-up: :team362:@xDaNgLeZx10:team362:
    (2-10 with 7 points, -10)


    - It's pretty safe to say that this guy hasn't been dangling anybody this season.

    The Mike Milbury Award [Awarded to the least outstanding management team in the regular season]

    Leader: :team393:Charlotte Checkers (@OOF Medic @MasterAmerica & @Terrier4581):team393:

    - The Checkers started off the season 3-0, and have since gone 6-20-7. During this time they’ve seen multiple players get one week suspensions and have basically traded their entire team. It's never a good look to be lower in the standings than two teams who didn't have managers (Iowa) and who had their managers banned (San Jose). Yikes.

    Runner-up: N/A

    - There's nobody else at this current time that I feel is deserving of being mentioned as the runner up. The current second and third lowest teams in the standings weren't caused by the teams current managers (San Jose and Iowa), and nobody else has been absurdly terrible so far... As the season goes on, I'm sure there will be no shortage of worthy candidates.

    New Awards :flames::flames::flames:

    Charmin Soft Award [Awarded to the skater with the fewest number of hits on the season]

    Leader: :team314:@Beliveau:team314:
    (0 hits in 12 GP)


    - How is it possible to have not at least accidentally hit ONE damn person in 12 entire games? That's impressively soft.
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    Co-runner-ups: :team410:@HooplaNation:team410: & :team617:@echox10:team617:
    (1 hit in 12 GP)


    - At least you guys have one lousy hit.

    Bob Stewart Award [Awarded to the player with the worst +/-. Named after the player with the worst +/- in NHL history at -257 for his career]

    Leader: :team519:@Trey x93:team519:
    (-37 in 12 GP)


    - You must be called "Trey" for the -3 +/- that you average per game... Impressive.

    Runner-up: :team393:@XProgressoX:team386:
    (-27 in 9 GP)


    - Progresso is the only player nominated for an award with fewer than 10 games because it's absurd that someone can be -27 in just 9 games played. He's also the only player from this thread (so far) who has been waived to the CHL. Ouch.

    The Black Hole Award [Awarded to the skater who's been on the ice for the fewest goals scored for his team during the regular season]

    Leader: :team519:@HEROxIDENTITY:team519:
    (16 GF in 11 GP)


    - Clearly the superpower of this "Hero" is the ability to suck the life out of his teams offense.
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    Runner-up: :team393:@xlll Vibes lllx:team393:
    (17 GF in 12 GP)


    - This guy almost has more I's and x's in his gamertag than his team has goals in games that he's played.

    The LG Hates You Award [Awarded to the player with the lowest overall ranking given to them by LG]

    Leader: :team362:@ele905:team362:
    (32 overall ranking, 2-7-3 with 14 points, -23)


    - Don't ask me how this guy has a worse overall ranking than the runner-up based on their stat lines, but he does... So clearly LG does in fact hate you.

    Runner-up: :team393:@Day43:team393:
    (33 overall ranking, 2-7-3 with 8 points, -16)


    - Perhaps you should consider changing your gamertag to Day33 instead!
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    Chick Hen Nugz Father of the Poultry Brotherhood

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    Agostopolis Agostopolis#9114

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