Snakes of the week - Volume 1

WRITE UPS DONE BY TOURNETIME AND HOBO0NURPORCH

@l l97l l -Manchester AGM - Snake Level: Garden Snake in Training




This garden snake tries to act like a Black Mamba (aka snoopy) but is nothing more than a harmless Garden Snake. He will try to trade rape lethal snakes, or hawks (Veteran GMs) but always falls short. This little snake always shoots for Mice in the garden but ends up having to eat the small earth worms. The hawks will be flying above waiting to swoop in and devour his team or for this little snake to bury a hole and hide for the season (aka retire). With his continuous attempts to snake teams but usually coming up short he has shown his level is nothing above a Garden Snake. No real lethal snake moves happen but he's still the little Garden Snake who tries, in a world of hawks and lethal snakes a little old garden snake doesn't belong and should look to slide his way outta the jungle and back to grandma's garden.

Additionally this snake will not hesitate to turn on his own and publicly bash his goalie's stud like looks @WontonSoupx73 thinking he again has the snake like upper hand, only to fall short and find out it was just his silly old team mate. Maybe this snake will grown into at least a Rattle(d) Snake (aka dankthegod) but until then we will have to just deal with the pesky snake in the garden.



'He fucking sucks and spends his time screaming at us and acts like he's the best player.' - Monarchs Player

97 currently sits with five games played, eight points and a -12 this definitely plays a role in him being a non lethal snake.




@I2I SNOOPY I3I - OKC GM - Snake Level: Python




This is a veteran Snake here who is also a part time wizard. He has so much experience slithering his way around the jungle (LGAHL) that all his snake like moves are in the shadows. This Python will wrap you in with his charm and wizard powers, offer you a deal that may seem fair but since hes a Python it never is for you. While this Python will down sell everyone he wants in a trade and up-sell who he is moving, some hawks and other snakes know better but sadly this Python still finds a way to wrap you in a deal.


This snake is elite earning the Python rank and will continue to slither around and work in the shadows.



@DankTheGod - TOR GM - Snake Level: Rattle(d) Snake



This snake can be deadly to other snakes, hawks and even himself. You may see this rattle(d) snake lash out and inflict more pain on himself than others, impulsively making moves and deals that will hurt his rattle. Overall he can come off as friendly but mainly pushy to make deals he wants, the man will make a trade, waive that player, then try to ban that player, again it's a rattle(d) snake, they don't think. This Rattle(d) snake has potential to be a Black Mamba but really needs to prioritize his snaking and trade rapes in order to achieve snake-like success.


you know this snake is in full attack mode when you don't do a deal it wants, expect to be attacked with words of venom.. If this snake hasn't attacked you out of rage, you're doing LG WRONG.




Watch out for this Rattle(d) snake because unless your Stone Cold Steve Austin himself this guy will slide up and snake you rite behind your back.





Honorable mentions
@HoNoIzGrenierQC - he not only fucked his AHL team by bidding poorly and not knowing the rules. But also had a second tag named 'IamRevolutionz' if the tag wasn't banned for being his second I would of posted the video I received today. Grenier got his NHL Mgt suspended a game, second tagged and made his team go 0-9 then quit he's a legendary snake. Who has made the hall of snake.



Hall of Snakes:
1. HonoizGrenierQC

 

Lol that is the funniest shit I've ever seen. LMFAO

 

How [MENTION=9443]TourneTime[/MENTION] isn't in at least one of the snakes is beyond me. Lol but that shit is still funny.

 

get together with hobo and whoever, write some humor up and send it to me. I will include myself in week 2

 

nice wurk

 

[MENTION=6671]peasantpedro[/MENTION] [MENTION=6672]Heimbecker[/MENTION] [MENTION=6344]Suter x 20[/MENTION] [MENTION=1585]AlexeiKovalev27[/MENTION]

 

ONLY a snake towards you cuz you grade your players like they are NHL's best ever and when you don't get what you want in a trade offer you PM after PM after PM and although its rather entertaining ... it is FACT that you sir are the BIEST snake in this THREAD, HANDS DOWN!!!!!! [MENTION=9443]TourneTime[/MENTION] <3

 

Wait a minute, youre saying that Iamrevolutionz and Honoitsgrenier were the same guy? Its hard to believe since they both play in the same game in week one? It was probably his roomates.

 

Yup talked to him on xbox today and took a video , he's already banned so it doesn't matter.

 

I Approve.
[MENTION=6990]lHl a y e s[/MENTION]

 

This makes we wonder who the snake charmer(s) of the league are....or are there any?

 

It's only the AHL. How can there be snakes?

 

This might be one of the hardest things to say, but [MENTION=9793]DankTheGod[/MENTION]( and snoopy) are 100% right. You do have some snakelike qualities...i even told fascetti that last night.

 

Your name should be on this list for 1. Leaving the club and 2. Condemning TonyFerelli to the CHL life. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

 

I'd like to nominate my Owner [MENTION=4777]Jay Rulez[/MENTION] for "Snake of the Year"

 

[MENTION=7893]Kbsmith37[/MENTION]

 

Just to clarify something as I've been hearing this said a few times. The Providence management were suspended for a week following the debacle and the owner for 1 game. Then the owner submitted to have both of them fired which was approved. They didn't quit, not that the outcome is any different.

As for the second tag stuff if you have evidence send it to me for review then.

 

Entertaining read, but you really aren't doing your job as a gm/agm if you don't have some scales and a split tongue at least! And what the fuck is a gardner snake?

 

If you have an average IQ, most of these guys are garden snakes lol.