Spezza Appreciation Thread

2 minutes ago - Pattelite :
i'm very smart don't think i need to read a book to be smart

 

Pattelite : ok Frank let me open my mouth for it i hope it will fit.

 

1. Pattelite :
   my favorite super hero is hulk cause he big and mean and got a big dick like me

 

Pattelite :
i don't fight people my height and smaller then me i fight people who are tall and big that like to talk shit to me cause i'm short then once i'm done with them they don't look to good

 

Pattelite : basful is irrelevant i should stop talking to him
Pattelite : i was declared the goat a stud born with a big dick

 

Pattelite : i shared some special pictures with pier talent he may be jurking off right now

 

Pattelite : basful i would drop u like a bag of potato in a real fight boy i'm the money mayweather of the street do u feel me brother do not fuck with me cause u will end up looking like that goonies monster after i'm done with u

 

Pattelite :
i'm not fat cause of mcdonalds i rarely eat there i do drink a lot of pop and that could be the reason but i can move fast for someone that got a belly

Pattelite :
Since chicago snaked me i'm going to steal there playoff spot cause i'm back in there division

 

Pattelite :
if i was a rapist i be in jail right now so your a idiot

 

1. Pattelite :
   duchene goal last night made me come all over my self

 

1. Pattelite :
   Dan i grew up in a gangster neighbourhood when i said i was a street fighter the other day i was actual telling the truth
   
   
   
2. Pattelite :
   ya i put a S cause i meant a lot of weed

 

Pattelite :
i sold 20k hot dogs at the game 7 many fans come to watch me say come and get your wieners with my wiener costume
Pattelite :
Game 7 hot dogs selling specialist i sold so many my wiener costume did the job

 

Pattelite :
i actually played 1 season of junior A my buddy got me on the team to be the enforcer cause some of his team mates where getting hurt and no one was defending so i took it
Pattelite :
it not a lie it a actual fact

(responding to him not being on the roster of the team he said he was on)
Pattelite : and they probably forgot to put me on it i have no clue i know i played i don't think i got a point i was just a enforcer

 

Pattelite :
yes u can do that but all it take is 1 sperm to find his way and she pregnant

 

@Berulev

 

Pattelite :
Snipe i know u like mayo i can make u some pure Canadian Mayo from a Gigolo

 

1. A moment ago - Pattelite : sure May get on your knees and arms i go under to milk u

 

Pattelite : that possible i always mix holes they have to many of them

 

Pattelite : me i'm far from being rich only rich in pussy
Pattelite : i may not have the looks but man do i get chicks come in there panties