Taco Mutual: Insurance For All of Us

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  1. APsychicTaco

    APsychicTaco Scrub Goalie Supreme

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    Is your name HTH and/or your second tag is at risk of being exposed by a player retiring or getting banned in the near future? Did you get caught stat padding by the LG Police while under the influence of fast food? Did you say some mean things in the chatbox?

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    Credit to @Zincyyyy for the logo

    If you said yes to any of these questions you should consider Taco Mutual's new ban insurance policy. Starting at the low price of $4.99/Mo* you can have your ban buyout insured, keeping you on the website until you screw up again.


    *Rates may vary based on inherent risk, known information about said tag, chatbox presence, and other factors. Taco Mutual holds the right to terminate any policy after 3 months. This is what the filler for these small bits looks like we just can't see them or really care to look. They're probably calling you an AHL shitter down there and you don't even know it. "2 hot girls watch me win the 530 dollars there eyes almost came out of there head imagine if i won 5000 i would have got rape" -Pattelite 2017
     
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    imagine if i won 5000 i would have got rape
     
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  4. Amiot x 04

    Amiot x 04 Pattelite is my best friend

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    "2 hot girls watch me win the 530 dollars there eyes almost came out of there head imagine if i won 5000 i would have got rape" -Pattelite 2017
     
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  5. Josh l96l

    Josh l96l XB1 LGHL BOG/SC & Insta Legend: Jalbz follow it

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    Did your leafs get insurance?
     
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    The beginning of the League Gaming economic collapse. Taco's insurance company goes under.
     
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  7. APsychicTaco

    APsychicTaco Scrub Goalie Supreme

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    Do I send @LG McDonald my chapter 5 bankruptcy papers now?

    I need an LG bailout.
     
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    Tayyyzzzz Quality Control - #9

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  10. FtB x Grizz

    FtB x Grizz I am Daddy

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    Can confirm, Taco does ban me for nothing.
     
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    does this cover bans for quiting 2 weeks into the season? Asking for a friend.
     
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    Damn i missed some new Pattelite quotes :(

    Reminder - Pattelite : by having thumbs in nhl help you a lot in bed trust me i was told
     
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    sty you should get you condo insured since it's worth more than all of our lives
     
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  14. Pattelite

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    who is this pattelite u talking about.
     
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