The Birth of a Legend: Part 2

One year ago, the story of BENDY TENDY was told. The tale of how he bulldozed his way through pussy en route to being traded 6 times in a season and then ending up as the backup G in the AHL. In this year that has passed, he has fallen on realization on how annoying he is. He apologized with warm regards but was also shut down making that post Since he decided to take on CHL management, he was completely fisted by his Owner and earned himself a two season ban. This two season ban however, is set to expire in about a month. He upgraded his internet for the 1000th time and he's ready to be anal probed by Baris and gang again. Today tho, or rather in 2 days, BENDY TENDY turns 17. He joined LG as a ripe 15 year old barely even knowing how youre supposed to put on a condom. In fact, 2 and a half years later, he still doesn't (woops) He joined this wonderful community on June 8th 2016, and was banned on his anniversary, on June 8th 2017. He's put all this behind him, and now he's ready to come back better (or worse) than ever.

I'm back motherfuckers
See you in January

 

Whats a condom ?

 

If you are gonna mention my name at least tag bruh.

 

What the hell did I just read? Lol

 

plenty of open spots in the CHL. GL.

 

Don't know how to post images. https://imgur.com/a/qX6bq

 

Yawn

 

good luck man hope you have grown up a little and don't let the haters bring you down.