The Great Debate

You’re in a arena with:

50 Hawks
10 Crocodiles
3 Brown Bears
15 Wolves
1 Hunter W/ rifle
7 Buffalo
10,000 Rats
5 Gorillas
4 Lions

pick 2 to defend you. The others are attacking you. If you have to survive for 1 hour.

Which 2 do you pick and why?

 

There’s many different things that could sway my idea, where are we? One flat plot of land? Medieval style arena? Mountain style? Something that can’t climb well would be pointless in some climates, and are the animals specifically just chasing you? Are they strategizing? Are the herbivores scared of you alone?Regardless, unless we’re in the mountains I’m taking the Crocodiles at least, great swimmers, decent runners, and one of the strongest bite forces, while also a skin like armour.

 

5 gorillas and 10 crocodiles. Each gorilla can throw 2 crocs.
Gorillas can also communicate w me through head nods and (immature) gestures

 

You choose 2 to defend you, the rest are attacking you, you ain’t choosing 2 to 1v1 lol, also good idea with the immature gestures!

 

Yeah i know. I meant the gorillas would throw the crocs at my attackers. The picture was the only thing i could find w a gorilla and crocodile in it

 

I assume if you dont take the guy with a gun hes gonna shoot you instantly. Plus you gotta take 10,000 rats cause theres 10 fucking thousand

 

My 5 gorillas will use the 10 crocdiles to shield me from the bullets. Then when the hunter inevitably has to reload, my squad will wipe him. And the rats will get eaten and stomped on

 

Its hundreds of rats per animal though that gives you and the hunter plenty of time to start picking stuff off. The hawks wont even be an issue cause they will instinctually want to go for the rats. Everything else has to deal with hundreds of rats biting the fuck out of them all over and taking out their eyes

 

I’m taking the rats and hawks, hawks to gouge out the eyes of my threats and the rats will invade each attacker.

 

As long as @DekeoIogist ia my sniper I’m game…

 

Gorilla and rats. Gorilla biggest and strongest of them all to fend off attacks while rats swarm attackers and kill

 

15 Wolves and 5 Gorillas is what I would choose.

I'd have the gorillas surround me defending me from the Hawks coming in. A few uppercuts should put them away.

When the rats are swarming me and the Gorillas just stomp on all of them

I'd have 3 sets of 5 wolves hunting down other pray one by one. Starting with the hunter with rifle of course. May leave one wounded or dead.

So I'm now with 14 wolves and 5 Gorillas. So our focus is to fight the lions and bears. Which we should win that fight since it's 19 vs 7.

Crocodiles are too slow and easy to dodge but if they get near the gorillas breaks their jaw. Buffalos who come charging in will be left with broken legs and broken backs if they get near my team.

After this insane fight we will feast.

For all you guys picking 10000 rats on your team. That's pretty fucking weird.

 

15 wolves and 5 Gorillas. Why?

well they are probably the most agile of the group other than the birds. They also will die for one another. Teamwork would be at an all time high. Team IQ and Chemistry will conquer. Crocs are useless if they aren’t in water. 10k rats will kill each other before they kill me. bears bears are awesome but only 3 won’t do much. Buffalos are just less aggrieved lions. And lions get fucked up by 1 lioness they really ain’t shit. The only thing is to be worried of is how good is this hunter and what kind of rifle? Bringing range into the equation will obviously be our weakness. So the defense strat would have to be. Each gorilla gets 3 wolfs by their side

 

You have to go with the crocs as an insta pick. Their skin is like armor and they can pull any of those non-aquatic animals into the water with their locked jaws with ease.

second pick is tough, but I’d go with the wolves because of their pack skills and communication to take the big boys down

 

When

When my gorillas pick them up and my wolves have access to their bellies we'll see how great their armor is.

 

my gorillas would literally pick up your gators by the tail and hulk smash them

 

Not if they’re hiding in water waiting for that sneak attack. Gorillas are a good choice too

 

I’m solo Queing. Arm Wrestle the Bears, Headbutt the Buffalo’s, Goomba stomp the Rats, Eat the wolves alive, Sumo wrestle the Gorillas and Crocs, wear bass pro camouflage to trick the hunter, go to a wind generator to blow away the Hawks, push the lions off a cliff. 2 EZ. All of my arguments are fool proof and no one can tell me otherwise

 

Note that It’s In an arena so I’m thinking like a gladiator arena. Also even if there was water and the gator grab 1 of 4 limbs of my gorilla he still has 3 other limbs to attack with

 

Nah man, with water those crocs are winning 100% hands down. They can’t hit what they can’t see