The JERZ returns to share his thoughts on the playoffs

SweetLou9208 · Aug 3, 2014

well that was 0 funny and a waste of 2 minutes . . . I guess ill give you a sarcastic thanks

GetPissedOn27 said: ↑

"JERZ, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I leave in 4 weeks with your Stanley cup Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Jerz. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the forums.

I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Tris' ass

You're as good as kissing Tris' ass as Devin was. I don't know if you're as good as Nuge though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall! (Frank waves to the camera)

I am the best Chel'er in the world.

I've been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because Hanson saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Hanson guy. You know who else was a Hanson guy? Ryudo. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Ryudo is I'm going to leave with the Stanley cup Championship.

I've grabbed so many of Tris' brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that there just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, on the ice, even on commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups. I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the League Gaming Network. I'm not on the LGHL all star team. I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Jerz is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you're too lazy to go get a real job.

I'm leaving with the Stanley cup championship And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in The Moose, Maybe I'll go back to League Arena

Hey, Girgs, how you doing?

The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour money into this company. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Tris is going to make money despite himself. He's a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he's not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored) yes men, like Ozzy, who's going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I'd like to think that maybe this company will better after Tris is dead. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

I was bored, and well enjoy my PIPEBOMB
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Known as Dub · Aug 3, 2014

If you have ever been verbally or virtually abused by JERZ you can take comfort in the fact that this man has had a bowlcut into his mid-20s.

TwinSniper87 · Aug 3, 2014

I remember when people just wanted to play competitive 6s

JERZ Network · Aug 7, 2014

Hey Sook, I may be 0-2, but your leg...is HOOKED.

SillySook613 · Aug 8, 2014

Milestone JERZ said: ↑

Hey Sook, I may be 0-2, but your leg...is HOOKED.
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Lol, maybe you should consider brushing up on your skills with the buttons like you do with your skills at the buffet!

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