The Kotkaniemi: Make Your Season 11 a Blast

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  1. Kotkaniemi

    Kotkaniemi The Finnish Sensation

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    You’re about to read a five point presentation about why you should consider me for your GM spot for season 11. It's never too early to start advertising yourself right?


    1. Experience

    I bring a lot of baggage while also being young. A total of 124 games across all three leagues to be exact. I'm basically the LG equivalent of Just for Men: Touch of Gray. I come prepackaged with one season of CHL management experience. The quality of that experience isn’t specified on the box but it’s 100% guaranteed.
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    2. Bilingualism

    All that is advertised in this post is available in both of Canada’s official languages. That xXL2_U_In2_N3XT_W33K_QCxx you've been trying to get to signup will feel much more comfortable knowing that your GM is always there if he wants to speak his native tongue with his management team. I can also help decipher the weird messages some of my comrades send from time to time.
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    3. Gameplay ability

    I am currently signed up as a RD but I can move back to C if that’s what you would like. As a center, I bring a 200 foot game along with success at the dot. As a RD, I offer some solid defensive ability along with solid offensive and breakout skills from my forward experience.
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    4. Party Presence


    Playing games in silence with the faint sound of joysticks getting flicked and buttons being mashed isn't my type of deal. As a teenager, I had quite the vocal range and I retained some of that and it comes out during intense moment in games. If our goalie makes a big save, I’ll make him feel like the man. That so-so defenseman? If he makes a good play he’ll feel like Ryan Poehling when he scored in the shootout. I'm also super Canadian about the game so 80% of alright actions by my teammates results in me saying “good shit” or “good play”.
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    5. I have a baby face.


    I don't know how that's pertinent to this presentation but I just wanted to put that in there.
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    If interested, you can hit me up in the LG messages, on my PSN (mike71111) or on discord (Kotkaniemi #4895).


    Disclaimer: We may not ship to your location if you’re a shitter.
     
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    sergikal Active Member

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    Therabidpanther Season 10 Mississauga GM

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    The fuck is this shit
     
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    I tried to message you, but keep getting this message:

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    Parihse Well-Known Bust

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    If I was an owner I would automatically take you out of contention just due to the fact that you are wearing a headband.o_O:shock:
     
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    Kotkaniemi The Finnish Sensation

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    Just for the record, I have long ass hair. I don't wear it outside the house.
     
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    Are you trying to grow out your hair? That is the only situation I find wearing a headband acceptable. When I grew out the lettuce I wore one too but once it gets past a certain length it is not needed.
     
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    Kotkaniemi The Finnish Sensation

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    It's more for doing homework and stuff so that hair doesn't sweep all over my face.
     
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    Stop trying to find a way to switch back to C
     
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    man ill be honest i really like your write ups!!! i think you take above and beyond the time to play or be active to this game... like many owners/gms. i really hope you continue doing this as it just makes LG go to that next level. Thats how i feel about the work you do and effort you make to this game.... any team including mine im more then sure would be more then happy to gain your services on the otherside of this game as you have a very deep knowledge and would be a huge help... thanks..... would hire you here wink wink :)
     
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