The Legend of Coach Crass: Fame to Fraud

The legend of @Coach Crass is one that many have yet to hear. This is a story about love, hate, jealousy, fame, gambling, war crimes, second tagging and a seriously easy strength of schedule in the CHL to build this folk devil's ego all the higher. It all began in the North Bay Battalion dynasty of S30.

@CTRAlN 15 was a top prospect Ld reaping the benefits of his stacked squad. @Jumbo Jonesy alongside of @Grandpa Jagr were in the middle of one of Lg's greatest scandals to this day trying everything they could to stay off of Lg's radar.

Rumors had been making their way through the community. The shout box was chaos with guys like @Joorrdan flexing their NHL logos. Behind the scenes however, turmoil had begun. Bogs had begun to corrupt like @SlowGazzelle Things were not looking good for Lg but then finally someone stepped up to stop this all! A thorough investigation was held by none other than LG's very own to this day! @LG McDonald It was determined that Crass was the mastermind behind these devious activities. LG Mcdonald (July 29, 2018) states that League staff got word that @Coach Crass and @Karlsson o 65 (Now Grandpa Jagr) were conspiring to have AHL GMs call up certain CHL players on teams in which Northbay would likely face in the playoffs in order to lessen Northbay competition.

Crass at this point was already on the no management list and getting caught backdoor managing only made things worse. What Crass did next after receiving his ban may be rumor or it may be the greatest dedication story we have ever witnessed. According to a leaked source, one which will not be named for security reasons. It was rumored at the time that Crass had in fact resided at over 5 different locations in which he had access to 5 xbox's on 5 different ip's. To this day, Brodie has been diligently vetting the sign ups. Looking over every bid that has been placed. To this day, Crass lurks in the shadows...

 

@DekeoIogist threwwwwww

 

This is 30 for 30

 

I kept waiting to read the punchline at some point, but then realized this article was intended to be interesting.

 

Oakland Style

 

It was one team he tried to screw over not multiple because he didn't like Kirito/Nico

 

Who the hell is @CTRAlN 15 ????

 

Crass the goat

 

A plug

 

Didnt he trade like 17 TCs one time to get spacejam assigned to him? Guy knows his shit lol

 

He manipulated the tc system to increase his chances only to not get him assigned to his team lol

 

There's even more to this story....

 

Part 2?

 

ha ha, this is now why you can only trade three players max for one and a deal.

 

FAME TO FRAUD 17-0 to a disgrace and public enemy

 

Wonder what tag he is on currently…

 

Crass did nothing wrong. Free crass and free young thug

 

Also buddy I'm not Karlsson get the facts right you dweeb. #FreeCrass