The team(s) you DON'T wanna play for in S8. Number 4 will SHOCK you (not clickbait)

Hi, i had a friend asking me to wreak havoc on LG so here i am again.

Here are, not ranked in any order, the teams you don't wanna play for in the upcoming season.

1. Anaheim: yeah Anaheim hasn't won anything so might wanna reconsider playing for them. Go to a winning team.

2. Arizona: JF5 can't save them. Run away.

3. Boston: this is the illuminati team. If you play bad, Sleeves will rip you apart in his vids. You dont want that. The whole league will hate you.

4. Buffalo: Desjy and McLxvinn? No thanks. Too elite. They wont be a good fit for you.

5. Calgary: CGY was a good place to be in S7 with Enforstacho but now there's Polska. Stay away.

6. Carolina: aka L2 city, team is run by a shitter who's R2 is broken. If you wanna touch the puck, play elsewhere.

7. Chicago: dont think i have to explain.

8. Colorado: you might think colorado will be good, but think again. Nav is probably worse to deal with than brain cancer.

9. Columbus: franky cant stop them from choking again in s8.

10. Dallas: Checkmate isnt even good at chess.

11. Detroit: JLM. Just. Lame. Man.

12. Edmonton: Gonzo sucks

13. Florida: after being the most deceiving GM last season, 2way is trying to be the most deceiving owner this season.

14. LA: Jack and Goos will forever live in Illyfilly's shadow.

15. Minnesota: G owner? No thx

16. Montreal: lol silky actually got owner lmao

17. Nashville: Queen Anze and Zubov can choke again to CGY. Oh and Foog has a huge ego now.

18. NJ: Gour is a nice dude. But too nice to build a good team again. (Nav said NJ will suck and Nav is always right)

19. NYI: who the fuck is the owner

20. NYR: Bo will not dangle.

21. Ottawa: their GM will quit again after 3 weeks.

22. Philadephia: Jumps as a GM? Seriously? This will be the first season ever he isnt traded 7 times. Good for him. (I predict him quitting week 3)

23. Pittsburgh: you will win every game 7 without even playing it.

24. SJ: 2 LDs as mgmt will make them think again when they dont bid on the Enforstacho.

25. STL: Beale will score so many own goals they wont even win a game.

26. TBL: its not RosieSzn anymore? Yeah TB is a rip.

27. Toronto: their GM will play on his knees so its not a good idea if you actually wanna win games.

28. Vancouver: lol rinpin. A team run by a guy wih a losing record in the ahl. Ok

29. Vegas: LoL is owner and xbox and wont give a fuck about PSN. Why would you wanna play there?

30. Washington: elite management comes with elite responsibilities. Youre all too bad to play on the caps.

31. Winnipeg. Their AHL team will still be better than them. Stay away.


Ok so there it is. Dont play for any of these teams. Your best bet at a cup? Just dodge NHL bidding and get on the Moose train .


If someone is actually dumb enough to take any of this seriously, please reconsider your intelligence.

 

Considering you wrote this in 5 minutes, I give it a 98 / 100, -2 deduction because you are not a top enforcer and you are going to be enforcing.

 

I'm the top enforcer. Don't listen to what the fakes say (aka @Sedinpower @MacInnis_2 ). They dont know what theyre talking about.

 

Amazing!!! Who knew the 88th best enforcer could be such a clever frenchie

 

I dont want any of the 31 Teams to bid on me! #AHLSZN

 

@JKHank07 this guy needs a Moose jersey

 

Can confirm gonzo sucks

 

@Sedinpower

 

Beale with more own goals... can confirm

 

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To long, did not read

 

Washington wouldve been the place to be if maddens was still an owner.


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Can confirm that Maddens>PTP

 

Prove him wrong Thomas @XxToMMy6926xX

 

Hahaha number 6