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Discussion in 'Leaguegaming American Hockey League (LGAHL)' started by Granpapuff001, Apr 8, 2018.

  1. Darcy Kuemper

    Darcy Kuemper Knob Jockey

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    If you find yourself taking a shit on this fine day, here is some content to make those juicy squirts a little less juicy.

    I do believe @NHLx4xGUNZ is in fact @Billsmafia1186 with his 3rd grade grammar.

    To start the story, I told Billsmafia1186 I would play for his SNP team. Then, I decided I would rather be social and go out to the bars. I told Bill I wont be home to play SNP tonight.

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    Then, @Dip City Don hit up our group chat wanting to set up a team with the Cleveland boys. So, I took ownership of the last SNP team available to help them out. I got all of them added to the roster, then went to the bars. I did not play a single SNP game.

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    Then @Zacha I 37 l decided to chime in and do a little trolling for himself.

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    I hope you all enjoyed :)
     
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    IB U C IK Kingsmen Defencemen - #42

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    What the actual fuck did I just read?......
     
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    l HowieDoo l Pylon here!!

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    I can’t be the only one who actually contracted AIDS from reading this
     
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    If you're reading this datxu, please stop it
     
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    This lengthy post help fulfill my extremely long toilet break. Thank you @Granpapuff001
     
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    Well I now have a brain tumour
     
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    that convo was an absolute MESS.
     
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    Darcy doesn't even drink...
     
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    People actually read that entire convo? I lost interested after like 3 screenshots and went to the comments to learn what happened... I now know I made the right decision
     
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    Mr. Madison , what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
     
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    My brain actually hurts.....i know darcy drinks alot but this guy makes it seems like darcy doesnt touch a bottle jesus
     
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    EXPOSE THESE HOES
     
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