Welcome to the Pittsburgh Mainguins

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  1. TME

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    Just a few weeks ago I was sitting on my couch drinking my wheat grass kale smoothie when I got the call from @MCDONALD l19l himself, he said “I need you. I need you to dust off your clipboard, get a $50 haircut and return to the reigns off an NHL franchise because the Pittsburgh Penguins NEED you, Steve.” (*Please note, some details and quotes have been changed for the purpose of this article. Brodie doesn’t have my number, and I don’t drink smoothies). On that day a dynasty was born.

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    Just a couple short weeks later, this reign of ownership was able to reunite me with long time companion @Milestone JERZ. I had to tell the JERZ face to face that he was coming home to Pittsburgh, so I got on the first flight to the Jersey Shore and caught up with JERZ at Papa Chang’s All-You-Can-Eat Chinese Buffet where he was having his evening snack. I explained the situation to JERZ, and how neither one of us were the same player that we used to be but I think we could have something special again like in the VHL days. To which he replied “yo you gonna finish that sweet ‘n sour chicken or what…?”
     
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    wheres the batmain and supermain photoshop pic bruh
     
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    Will you please write my vows for my wedding? Your story telling gives me the chills.
     
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    Debatable; jerz is at least twice the player he used to be.
     
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    youre engaged??
     
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    Yeah. Since like December lol
     
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    thanks for announcing to the team you fuck

    but congrats
     
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    He only tells people he likes Denham :)
     
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    I got to say hi [MENTION=6632]The MainEvent[/MENTION] in the lobby before a game. He responded "Hi *******." Pretty sure he said Shitbag. :(
     
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    I did and gibby responded with "Damn, her jawline is more defined then mine."
     
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    I can confirm it was not shitbag. However, it did contain the word shit, and it was indeed not a very nice thing to say.
     
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    All I got out of this was the wheatgrass and kale smoothie. From one smoothie connoisseur to another, I can confirm this is a very nice combination.
     
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    Is wheatgrass the one that actually tastes like pee?
     
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    Did you finish your sweet 'n sour chicken?
     
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    Don't do it. Women will break your heart. My fiance left me in January. Its a trap. First she gets you to propose then she says she wants to be debt free before you get married so you help her pay things off (ie. $4500 in credit card debt) then she leaves you. DONT DO IT!
     
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    It's the other way around in my situation.
     
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    Way to ruin the mood. Dick.
     
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    We get it, she left you, quit being a little b**** about it and GG at forward.




    edit : sweet write up, main. I love stuff like this.
     
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    I can't GG at forward until I get over Celest but when I have no emotional support from my friends and community members I can't. I think someone is just upset because he got beat by Karl and the Boyz in club last night and I had two goals on you. So GG at defense. PIGEON! P.S. I love you
     
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