(drunkenly stumbles over to computer) I only drink when i'm awake. (sips bloody mary) Besides who cares about your liver if it feels good. (takes shot of vodka) shujeesh man, who are you (hiccup) talkin aboot. ha ha ha stupid can-dian (hiccup) EH. (sips white russian) BLAME CANADA! (hiccup) WHEWWW HOOO! (falls out of chair) OWWWW! (hiccup)
Hmmm should I vote for woob or should I vote for woob Hmmm this is a hard choice. Can I vote for them both??
First of all, (sips champagne) (hiccup) I'd wood (hiccup) like to thank the academy (hiccup) and my Bartender! (hiccup) HA HA (sips cape cod)(hiccup) Seriously, this guy (hiccup), this guy right (hiccup), this (hiccup) DAMNIT! (sips colorado bulldog) Whew that's good! (hiccup) This guy right here (hiccup) is the bestest bartender (hiccup) in da whole entire damn frickin universe! (hiccup) Take a bow (hiccup) Tris10. HA HA NOW SIT DOWN! (hiccup) What was I sayin? (hiccup) Go fix my calendar HA HA (sips vodka & tonic) Ummm (Hiccup) OH Yeah HA HA Now... ooops HA HA (hiccup) gotta go play MotoGP2 (grabs six pack) on Xbox LIVE HA HA (Turns on PS2) (hiccup)
oh, well then that would be woob! i really need to get with the program. im losing my hip-ness and my cool vocabualry.
