LEGIT MEDIAA FROM A MF ON VACATION. Week 3

SO. Minnesota got hit with 2 feet of snow from Tuesday to Wednesday, so my flights were canceled. THREE TIMES. and since my gf wants to sit in a hotel for an extra day instead of me driving us 5 hours back home fuck it we ball lgahl media time.

Eastern North

22-9-5 107 GF 82 GA +45 GD

I did not think they would be first in the east. I knew that they were a good team and that they are definitely playoff contenders when it comes to it. good shit friends! great depth and on behalf of every single griffin. fuck @LeeZuR


Biggest Suprise: @xvSleep last time I played he was a chl 4 liferrr now he buzzes.

Not surprised: @Danyironland top rd

Biggest Bust: N/A

23-11-2 134 GF 93 GA +42 GD

merrrrkkkkskssssssauhhhh still one of my favorite teams! and still so good. they still have the best goalie duo in the ahl. so rn I'm looking at the roster and I have NO clue what their g7 is. They have 3 rw's that could be g7 there are 3 c's that could be g7. the only concern i have with them is their d core but even that is still more than okay. even with the careen ban they buzz!

Biggest Suprise: @Crowe x 43 took my advice week one and buzzed week 2 little step back this week but much improved nice job.

Not surprised: @Mckenney_4 5.25 for one of the most expensive rw's this was expected.

Biggest Bust: N/A

23-12-1 122 GF 86 GA +36 GD

gWWWWWiffinnssssssss. since this is my team I want to keep it short. Prime is an absolute wizard with trades. Our avail has been awful and we still haven't had a week where everyone gets to play with the line they are supposed to.

Biggest Suprise: @Jewellx11 why am I top 10 rd right now? no one expected me to be any good.

Not surprised: @GhostMK the tip god is for real a god.

Biggest Bust: The rd availability

20-13-3 116 GF 123 GA -7 GD

Okay. I thought this team was going to be actually good. idk what is happening. Frenchy is buzzing but besides that, the team has been very underwhelming for the most part. They still have top 5 potential in the east but until they change something up they are stuck here.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @Too_frenchy4you

Biggest Bust: @xRob26_11 @xShoot_N_Scores

16-15-5 99 GF 116 GA -17 GD

I thought this team was going to be NASTY. I thought they had a top 3 center core. But the negatives have outweighed the positives. They still have the same issue of a bottom-wing core and besides Jojo they really do not have defensive pieces worth much.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: N/A

Biggest Bust: everyone fr.

15-16-6 112 GF 143 GA -31 GD

really not an awful team offensively. but defense and goalies are struggling hardcore. very mid-team. fringe playoff team the rest of the way.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @Ku5hGotMeHigh good for contract worth.

Biggest Bust: @cococamp15 Cancun on 3

14-20-2 108 GF 119 GA -11 GD

The worse version of Tommy's gulls a few seasons ago. SP team in lg. not working at all. The team isn't horrible and not as bad as the Marlies but still a very bad team respectfully. They will probably stay right here playoffs are extremely doubtful.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @xBeanZy- buzz

Biggest Bust: @savvy16 6.75m to be second best rw

13-20-3 77 GF 121 GA -44 GD

The marlies are asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I remember seeing they were like 4th in this division after the first night of week 2 and then they just plummeted all the way down. szn is chalked. only 4 defensemen. take ur cap ban if you get traded here but gg.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: N/A

Biggest Bust: EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN TORONTO EVER. (I'm American btw.)


Eastern Atlantic


24-11-1 138 GF 119 GA +19 GD

As a wise man once said. "Nuge is back." That could be said about this team. Easily coming out of this division and as of right now the favorites to come out of the west. I love what is going on here and they really aren't going to slow down any time soon

Biggest Suprise: @xNuge-93 turn up oh yeah

Not surprised: @twnsPepsi gross steal of a bid.

Biggest Bust: @Wvu7_pens87 hey.

20-12-4 133 GF 112 GA +21 GD

This team was really not all that week one. But since then they have turned up. Definitely, not a bad team and is a guaranteed playoff team as long as they don't make a drastic change from now until loffs. Only person who is really vocal on this team is that shitter Vokoun x 29.

Biggest Suprise: @Squeegydingers87 saw what I said and turned up.

Not surprised: @Saddzy- vokoun so top wow wow oww wow wow wow wow.

Biggest Bust: @Fc_Buck free contract to be worst on the team?

20-12-4 132 GF 125 GA +7 GD

The phantoms are a team that is meeting their expectations and nothing more. I don't see how this team can do any better. They honestly have a very prolific offense but the defense is very lackluster. Goaltending doesn't seem like it is an issue for the most part.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @CHEDZz-34 about what I expected

Biggest Bust: @Sxlkey 4.75 rough

19-16-1 128 GF 125 GA +3 GD

10-13-1 since their great start of the season. Definitely not what Mino and Co. were hoping for. I even did some research and Mino (assuming he's second line rn) all played together every week. So I don't think it is as much an avail issue as it is just them being rattled. EVEN SO, they still have an insane top line going right now and they are red hot. The second and third lines need to step up.

Biggest Suprise: @eaglesfan0036 if you are who I think you are. I thought you were ass in tlx.

Not surprised: @Poolzyx- had a similar season last season.

Biggest Bust: @MyNamesMino hot start then fizzled out.

15-12-9 133 GF 128 GA +5 GD

Very solid team but I really do not think this team will be able to jump ahead of anyone else in the division. They have two insanely good lw's who would be put in a game 7 and move someone off of c to rw. They are either an 8th seed or probably not making playoffs.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @xCory95- @Giroux buzzzzzz

Biggest Bust: @iamsmokxy-_- top ld pay. third string performance

15-16-5 117 GF 131 GA -14 GD

Really don't understand why this team Is performing the way they are. (It's @hockeyplaya4life ) The version of the marlies if they were mid tbh. A very good team if the managament is able to put some lines that will work together and waive hockey.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @hockeyplaya4life bottom 12 C in the ahl

Biggest Bust: @fillayy- @sugar_saleh blech

14-29-3 88 GF 109 GA -21 GD

Yikes. This team is really bad. Like I don't even know what to say because of how bad they are. Their 5m lw who is btw very toxic and can't handle losing is in the bottom half of their team. Other than their goalies this is a bottom 5 team in the league.

Biggest Suprise: @sweetlou-1st someone save him

Not surprised: @WutangCreamx0 ik ur trying. save him too.

Biggest Bust: @Cookedmegatoast @MLGesusl92l @ZestyDucks- @pro boofer yeah

9-22-5 77 GF 120 GA -43 GD

Now this team is awful don't get me wrong. BUT they are not worst team in the league. They could definitely be worse. I know Ehans will not let his line lose every single game. I mean they have made some super stupid trades but at the same time could be worse. idk.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @EHans-- buz

Biggest Bust: N/A



Western Central

23-8-5 151 GF 100 GA +51 GD

The admirals as of right now are the best team in the ahl. I believe looking back that they have had by far the best bidding. I look at their roster and can say that I believe that they have not a single overpay. Rampage is a stretch but even on that he still is a very solid ld in the ahl. Idk what to say besides this season has been their prison bitch. Great job gab. (POST WRITE UP) Fuck @fa_bedard17 if you know, then you know.

Biggest Suprise: @XFrxncey buzz on c

Not surprised: @DuuuvaI terryoh's bf

Biggest Bust: @polarbears30 avail?

23-11-2 141 GF 99 GA +42 GD

OMG WOW OM OMG MOG this team is super good. There isn't a single hole in this team. I mean even their third line will give a shit ton of first lines trouble. Idk what to say but they are buzzing and will keep it up.

Biggest Suprise: @Bugsyl17l gives me wochl vibes. I think that was the league.

Not surprised: @Ehtea buzzz

Biggest Bust: the league for letting @Jyuhnn and Bugsy own.

21-11-4 115 GF 110 GA +5 GD

smeersh and co. 99% of this season has been very good. idk what the fullsy trade was. But aside from that this team has been very good. Extremely good top line, they have possibly one of the top g's in the league and very solid defensemen. Things are looking up for the meese.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @S-Ghost86 buzzz

Biggest Bust: @Holland98x went 4-0 and still had a D+ week according to LG

21-14-1 128 GF 108 GA +20 GD

these are the new gulls. I haven't ever seen any one of them in the sb basically ever. I don't know how they are so good in the standings and whatnot but hey. buzz I guess.

Biggest Suprise: @xKobeskrt buz

Not surprised: @Mooner2019 buzz

Biggest Bust: @steelersfan26 I guess you won a calder last season and now you are under 500

19-15-2 129 GF 106 GA +23 GD

idk what happened. this team was so good before I left, and now I come back and they are tied for 10th place out of the playoffs? I mean this team still looks extremely good and they look like their top line can beat any team 9 times out of 10. Maybe they are like the avalanche for the like 9 years they were good but never made it out of the second round.

Biggest Suprise: @Semple19 buzzz

Not surprised: @x_-NuCkZy-_x @Sxderblom @Mgiroux nice

Biggest Bust: @xDatsy @Big_gren @HowRawTooRaw

16-18-2 107 GF 149 GA -42 GD

You could say the most outrageously cruel and horrific things ever said about the eagles, and bandit/apollo will come and say "Thanks for the media❤️". Even though they are incredibly nice and know how to take criticism unlike some teams, The eagles have a few bright spots. Their top line has done just about as well as they could've hoped. The only thing that actually holds the team back is the management (sorry). With Jason on the team, this also makes this one of the better goalie duos in the league. Don't be surprised if they jump a couple of spots in the standings.

Biggest Suprise: @CowTheDon buzzzzzzzzz

Not surprised: @Mawson_99 buz

Biggest Bust: @x2Apollo4x blech

14-17-5 112 GF 129 GA -17 GD

ugh. this team is so bad. they have such god-awful defensemen contracts. bottom 5 team in almost every single aspect. Not making playoffs and has one half-decent line but nothing else.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: the entire team.

Biggest Bust: @Jacob blechhh

11-24-1 93 GF 148 GA -55 GD

Buckley called me ass before the season started because I couldn't carry him in a pub. I said the Roadrunners are in shambles. I was laughed at. Look who's laughing now. Worst team in the ahl and it isn't even that close. The monsters at least have Ehans. total ass

Biggest Suprise: 11 wins

Not surprised: 24 losses

Biggest Bust: Management for making this team.


Western Pacific

21-10-5 124 GF 106 GA +18 GD

da cuda are buzzing. exactly where I had guessed they would've been. This team really is one that I don't know much about. Ironside is filthy and I'm pretty sure clampse is better than his lg rating suggests. Nothing bad to say but I don't know much so I just won't say a lot. (POST WRITE-UP THOUGHT) I know mythic is cool because I was going to be rostered as rd here back in s19 and he was nice.

Biggest Suprise: @Kash-647 buzzzzz

Not surprised: @Mythic_Shadow9 gross

Biggest Bust: @HeyKep Hey Kep

20-10-6 125 GF 106 GA +19 GD

KUUTTTTTIIINNNGkornerz looks like Michael Jordan on this roster. He has elevated his game and has become almost god-like. Bringing someone like aftermath who hasn't had a + on his plus-minus since season 13. Kuttn is building an identity and without him would be a bottom-15 team and probably would not make playoffs.

Biggest Suprise: @AfteRxMatH34 ^

Not surprised: @KuttnKornerz buzzzz

Biggest Bust: N/A

20-10-6 103 GF 84 GA +19 GD

The wrangler have a very good top line, an alright defensive core, and a good goalie duo. Very decent team, extremely mid but not much else going on here. They will be playoff probables.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @MaTh_HaBs @CactusManc buzz Get North btw

Biggest Bust: @jonny__ross blech

16-16-4 114 GF 116 GA -2 GD

This team hasn't changed since week one it seems like. The third line is struggling. The 2K clan is doing just fine, and morrow is doing his thing and taking his line along with him. They need the third line to step it up. That's really it. 1 win in 12 games is not acceptable for anyone.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @Morrow_2867 buzzz

Biggest Bust: @fireeyes2l2 @itsI3unt blechhhhh

15-16-5 94 GF 103 GA -9 GD

I was really hoping they would be better by the time I got back. Some things have improved but they are still sitting at the bottom of the standings and I can't tell you why. They should be doing fine but they aren't 500. is not what I was expecting out of them at all.

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: @Hxrdie- buz

Biggest Bust: too many to tag

16-19-1 0 GF 0 GA 0 GD

hey. remember when I said this team was not very good and they all came in here and told me I was basically dumb? well uh. hate to break it to you. buuuut, ur at the bottom of your division lol. With the top line only being 7-5 and both other lines being well under 500. that's not something to be proud of. But thanks for being pissed at the media!

Biggest Suprise: N/A

Not surprised: everyone tbh

Biggest Bust: N/A




Btw if you've been in the ahl/chl for a number of seasons longer than the number of games I've played in the ahl (12) I don't want to hear about how I'm an idiot and I shouldn't be doing media because I haven't been around since NHL 11. Also, this was more meme-level media. Thanks and good luck this week.

 

i forgot the condors, see the next one for that

 

@Jewellx11 we had the top line the A in this week and still the disrespect, go play some ITHL

 

I have played 4 games in ithl goofy

 

Reign!??? Wake up @Jewellx11

 

oh my god I am so rusty i apologize. Maybe if you hadn't left the griffins cord I would've remembered you.

 

Nice write up keep it up

 

Woo, I'm total ass!

 

BUST BABY YEAH. Thanks lankeez for the massive overpay.

 

Thanks for the media ! Always fun to see someone putting in the efforts to keep the league interesting !

 

I can't believe I got some love!! Haha. Good write up thanks for the media

 

Nice media Jewell

 

Laval will come back from this. I believe!

 

Thanks for the coverage and the kind words, Jewell! <3

 

buzz buzz crunch crunch

 

That one win out of 12 was huge though. We were buzzing for about 7 minutes from end of win to puck drop of the following game! Heat up!

 

good media

 

Iowa's biggest bust here, should be 12-0

 

That's what you get for ruining my Plat rp handsome